On Swallowing (8183 hits)
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Submitted by GoodGirl (View user info) at 2005-11-18 14:16:08 EST
I've put up with a lot of bullshit in my life; most of it deriving from my family. I've certainly done my best to keep my head above water in this cesspool of humanity you people call "ubersite." But nothing prepared my ears for the outright disgust that I experienced last night:
"Does she swallow?" I've honestly never heard a more offensive and juvenile question in my life. Well, no. I've heard many more offensive things in my day. But I am in the throes of PMS and I'm not in a good mood right now.
I overheard this gem of a question posed last night between in a conversation two male friends. Since we were all three standing in a relatively close vicinity in a half-full and quiet bar, I couldn't help but overhear these two baboons talk.
One was telling the other about a 'chick' he took out the night before who, 'like a girl should,' 'took care of [his] business' in a taxi-cab.
And in a beat, the other mongo asks, "did she swallow?" He asked this as if a blow job in a taxi-cab is standard protocol. Without care. Without even considering the fact that this slut probably gave his friend genital herpes. He said it as if to respond to: "Grandma just took her medicine, Jack." "Good...wait, did she swallow? You need to make sure she swallows it."
Fucking hell. Have you guys ever tasted your own cum before? It's gross! It gets stuck in your throat and that horrible chlorine taste will not leave your mouth until after chugging a bottle of Scope. You should feel lucky enough when a girl fellates you, let alone expect her to swallow your dirty jizm.
To make matters worse, when a man eats too much protein, it makes his "spirit" taste much worse. Kind of tangy with a hint of regurgitant (I don't care if that's not a word. If fits and I like it. Plus "vomit" is a horrible word).
Needless to say, I snapped when I overheard this conversation. "You guys are fucking gross, you look like skeevy Bridge and Tunnel Crowd, and I'm thankful that I'll never know anyone of you. Now get out of my way before I bitch smack both of you."
Ok, the "bitch smack" part I made up. But still, what do you guys expect?
Tonight, I want each and every one of you to go home after work/school and masturbate into a cup. Then, take your index finger and get a nice glob of your cum and eat it.
Then you'll have a 5% understanding of what we go through to make you fuckers happy.
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-28 21:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good_girl I love you
you're right.
If you want to see a hot cartoon of me just click the info.....its worth it.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:24:27 EST (#)
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cyst_master, people just love me.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:53:43 EST (#)
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How the fuck do you get so many reviews? SPOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-23 02:28:28 (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:21:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm really at pains to understand the 'not going to swallow because it tastes bad' argument - it just doesn't make any logical sense. As it's your tongue and not your throat that contains all the taste buds, you're less likely to taste anything if you swallow a load rather than spit it out.
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the deeper you can fit it, the less youll taste it.
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learning to deepthroat would've been consideration for someone else's pleasure. don't think she's really out to give anyone else's whether or not she's gotten hers. but true.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-23 02:28:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:21:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm really at pains to understand the 'not going to swallow because it tastes bad' argument - it just doesn't make any logical sense. As it's your tongue and not your throat that contains all the taste buds, you're less likely to taste anything if you swallow a load rather than spit it out.
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the deeper you can fit it, the less youll taste it.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-22 20:50:14 EST (#)
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http://www.resourceinvestor.com/pebble.asp?relid=10958
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Q:You know who has a lower average rating than good girl?
A:Me.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your a moron. Bridge and Tunnel crowd...watched Chasing Amy a few too many times and think your cool now? I hate alters even though I am one.
And Tim:
2. a liar about swallowing. i've met 1 girl in my life who didn't. <----loads of girls don't (pun intended)
3. rather lick a dead fish for half an hour? <-----are you eating out girls that don't wash thier box?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79661
COMPLETE PWNAGE.
Suck it whore.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
look, it's a fucking -2. why don't you try and suck it off?
Submitted by TaraC (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Swallowing can be terrible specially if the man drinks/eats allot of dairy but I am positive that women do not taste like candy apples. If you don't want to swallow don't expect him to eat.
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How does someone from long island make fun of Bridge and Tunnel crowd. You are bridge and tunnel crowd.
Submitted by janeroe (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you swallow it's there and gone before you know it. Holding it in your mouth and then spitting it out is like using the baby batter for mouth wash. Just gulp and go. it's better than catching one in the eye.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79661
my ode to you darling.
Submitted by Carl (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, this bitch is an even betta alter than me!
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If, at first, you don't succeed... you wouldn't have to post this.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:12:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
my girlfriend likes to swallow my hot cum
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Your girlfriend likes mine too.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my girlfriend likes to swallow my hot cum
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I meant -2. But good job stirring controversy. You're at 17K hits faster than I've seen.
Soooo, I'll be working down here in Tribeca till about 5 today. What say we meet up for some drinks and oral sex?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww...a little lovin's all you need.
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2005-11-22 07:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ROFL
This about to turn into a guys versus girls thread.
I always laugh when someone says if she spits its for lust and if its for love they swallow.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-22 06:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not that I base my success upon hits, it's just that:
1. I thought that was a witty thing to say.
2. As an alter, such as yourself, you probably only care for hits.
Good luck to being on the MVA in about 2 months.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-22 06:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow... you have 5 posts and almost as many hits as I.
Perhaps I should start sucking as much dick as you.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah I do like it when you girls swallow, but you don't have too. I'll be glad if you just catch it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Swallow, swallow, yum yum yum,
Spermy, spermy, in your tum,
Jizz has protein, just like meat,
It's a healthy, hearty treat.
Please stop posting, go suck squirt,
Fuck off kindly. Bitch Alert.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIRL
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't anyone find it a bit funny that she hasn't done a post titled "On Sucking?"
I mean, given how lame the rest of her posts are.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-21 15:58:48 EST (#)
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"Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:04:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:42:33 (#)
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with a name like 'shlongy,' i'm guessing you're either overcompensating the fact that you have a small dick, or the fact that since "penis" is on your mind so much, you couldn't resist choosing the name.
and yes, i swallow the goo. never yours, though.
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dumbest bitch ever... i swear. ya posted that on your first and then you write about how guys should be grateful we swallow. how in the hell did you make it this far? if you're really gonna bitch about it just flat out don't fucking do it, most guys do like it when a girl swallows but it's not like they think they jizz chocolate truffle or anything. and blow job in a taxi. oh whoo freakin hooo like that is that rare. lemme guess you're a suck on fridays, fuck missionary on saturday and do jack shit for the rest of the week kinda girl. just because you're a boring fuck doesn't mean everyone else has to be to make the conversation pg13 for your hearing pleasure. people should be grateful in general because sex is wonderful. they shouldn't be grateful for getting bad head from a bitch who's gonna whine when she gets the results in her mouth. just lay off all forms of sex please. if you're bad at something you just shouldn't do it, and guaranteed if you don't like it you probably are really fucking horrible at it. and bodily fluids really are a reflection of health, so stop blowing coke addicts and clove smoking binge drinkers and it probably wouldn't taste so bad. then again from your other posts you should probably lay off the alcohol too, your cunt's probably ripe..."
holy hell
please do marry me
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-21 15:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mynameistim
1. Probably a gay male alter
2. a liar about swallowing. i've met 1 girl in my life who didn't.
3. rather lick a dead fish for half an hour?
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Truth
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-21 15:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:20:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, inion_de_trua, for someone who rants and raves as much as you do, i find it surprising that you don't have any original postings.
it must be nice to be able to derive such pleasure from shooting down others while not having the gumption to create anything original on your own. you loser.
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my first will be specially dedicated to you hun.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
* then DRANK it
I'm afraid my semen has made me talk like a moron. Small price to pay.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I did what you said. I came into a cup and then drink it. Intoxicated, I then proceeded to drink a gallon of my own ejaculate. The sweet heaven ran down my throat and pulsed through my veins. Like a bloated yet satisfied hooker, I fell asleep soaked in my own cum, and felt at peace with the world.
MINUS TWO
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
There's something really crass about a girl talking about 'swallowing'. But to respond... my thought would be that no, it doesn't taste like cookie dough ice cream but neither do we. If you love someone then you will do it for each other and enjoy the pleasure you are giving too much to care.
And to your comment "men now expect it all the time from every girl. and if the girl doesn't want to, they think even less of her" I would say you are talking of boys and not men.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When are you gonna camwhore your beave?
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:20:43 EST (#)
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you know, inion_de_trua, for someone who rants and raves as much as you do, i find it surprising that you don't have any original postings.
it must be nice to be able to derive such pleasure from shooting down others while not having the gumption to create anything original on your own. you loser.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by KillerAngel (user info) at 2005-11-21 06:30:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll admit, our semen tastes horrible unless we've drank nothing but Mountain Dew all day long, but complain to me after you've had your face nuzzled in the boston fish market for a few minutes. At least you only get the jizm at the end, when we go down on you we have to smell that shit the whole fucking time.
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as far as horrible jizz, i've had one jersey ocean water and i made him drink pineapple juice pretty much fixed that issue. and as far as boston fish market, you really need to find better girls, the pussy i find is nice and sweet and i could nuzzle those all day :D.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:10:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:53:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you don't like it, eat pussy. It tastes like pumpkin pie!
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Nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag
*deep breath*
nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag
Big gulps, eh? Well...see ya later!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:08:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:35:52 (#)
Ranking: -1
by the way, how is Webster Hall these days?
i'm t hinking about going to a club for the first time ever this weekend.
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it's as dirty, dingy, stinky and stuffy as ever. so bout right.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:42:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
with a name like 'shlongy,' i'm guessing you're either overcompensating the fact that you have a small dick, or the fact that since "penis" is on your mind so much, you couldn't resist choosing the name.
and yes, i swallow the goo. never yours, though.
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dumbest bitch ever... i swear. ya posted that on your first and then you write about how guys should be grateful we swallow. how in the hell did you make it this far? if you're really gonna bitch about it just flat out don't fucking do it, most guys do like it when a girl swallows but it's not like they think they jizz chocolate truffle or anything. and blow job in a taxi. oh whoo freakin hooo like that is that rare. lemme guess you're a suck on fridays, fuck missionary on saturday and do jack shit for the rest of the week kinda girl. just because you're a boring fuck doesn't mean everyone else has to be to make the conversation pg13 for your hearing pleasure. people should be grateful in general because sex is wonderful. they shouldn't be grateful for getting bad head from a bitch who's gonna whine when she gets the results in her mouth. just lay off all forms of sex please. if you're bad at something you just shouldn't do it, and guaranteed if you don't like it you probably are really fucking horrible at it. and bodily fluids really are a reflection of health, so stop blowing coke addicts and clove smoking binge drinkers and it probably wouldn't taste so bad. then again from your other posts you should probably lay off the alcohol too, your cunt's probably ripe...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm ready for another installment of Goodgirl: tough decisions
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:17:50 (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:03:33 (#)
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p.s. Insert a finger in your pussy and then put it in your mouth. It doesn't taste like cinnamon and cupcakes either.
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Mmmmmmm, Cupcakes!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Your "position" should be bent over the arm of the couch, ass in air, yelling "Stick in there Shlongy!"
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I went 'swallow free' this weekend :(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know about you, but girls are a lot more gross when they talk about sex between each others. Most girls will tell you that. You don't see us crying about it. Calm down, cunt.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's amazing how many of you misunderstood what i was trying to convey.
no point in explaining my position again, though, as it's been stated already in the this posting and in the reviews.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm split down the middle on this. I can see ALL sides of the issue...
Submitted by KillerAngel (user info) at 2005-11-21 06:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll admit, our semen tastes horrible unless we've drank nothing but Mountain Dew all day long, but complain to me after you've had your face nuzzled in the boston fish market for a few minutes. At least you only get the jizm at the end, when we go down on you we have to smell that shit the whole fucking time.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-11-21 06:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-21 05:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stupid hitwhore alters.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Noone
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:55:48 EST (#)
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cares
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:55:45 EST (#)
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what
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:55:42 EST (#)
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think
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:55:39 EST (#)
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you
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:55:38 EST (#)
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stupid
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
egotistical
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
censorship
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
loving
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:55:30 EST (#)
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whore.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-20 19:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I find eavesdropping to be more offensive than conversation.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-20 19:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Heavens! My man asked if I'd eat his sperm!
He asked if I'd eat the milk drops of his worm!
What would possess a man, handsome and quick
To think that a girl'd want the fruit of his dick?
It looks just like Elmer's glue,
Smells just like paste,
It's painted my eyelids right shut on my face.
I've often done anal, at his sweet request,
I love when he tongue-rakes my pussy the best.
We once brought in partners
And rutted like fiends,
We both swung each way if you know what I mean.
I rimjob his starfish,
I like golden showers,
After he's fucked my tits he brings me flowers.
My, we've done things that are far too depraved,
But I WILL not taste test the nut juice that he's made.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you don't like it, eat pussy. It tastes like pumpkin pie!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So do you swallow or don't you?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-11-20 15:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:17:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:03:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
p.s. Insert a finger in your pussy and then put it in your mouth. It doesn't taste like cinnamon and cupcakes either.
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WHAT? most womenz taste great..maybve Im just weird, but I can stay donw there till my jaw cramps.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Theres nothing wrong with giving/recieving oral in a taxi.
and it doesn't taste that bad, maybe you should get your guy to change his diet, less redmeat and/or cheese.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2005-11-20 09:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:03:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
p.s. Insert a finger in your pussy and then put it in your mouth. It doesn't taste like cinnamon and cupcakes either.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:03:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
p.s. Insert a finger in your pussy and then put it in your mouth. It doesn't taste like cinnamon and cupcakes either
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
If I skull fuck your eye socket, you won't have to worry about swallowing.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
.. which begs the obvious question, do YOU swallow?
I think we've established that.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-19 18:51:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, and cunnilingus is truly a treat.
Especially with a squirter.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-19 18:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, and cunnilingus is truly a treat.
Especially with a squirter.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut up and make me a damn sammich!
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-11-19 09:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Have you guys ever tasted your own cum before?
No Comment.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-19 08:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, that was both interesting and informative, not to mention clever.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-19 06:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:03:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
p.s. Insert a finger in your pussy and then put it in your mouth. It doesn't taste like cinnamon and cupcakes either.
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+2 for the comment, not the post
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who gives a shit, you cum guzzling whore?
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-19 03:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you remember the time when it was actually disrespectful to ask a lady to blow you?
I mean when men were straight, pussy seemed to be enough
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-19 03:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
regurgitant IS a word
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-19 03:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:44:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
alter or not, i can still smell Dennis Rodman on your face
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what can i say?......i have this gift
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-19 02:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 just because I laughed for a second time when reading this again. And to try & make up for some of the jackasses who are -2'ing it for silly reasons other then for writing style.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-11-19 01:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
from http://www.ubersite.com/m/78653
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:42:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
with a name like 'shlongy,' i'm guessing you're either overcompensating the fact that you have a small dick, or the fact that since "penis" is on your mind so much, you couldn't resist choosing the name.
and yes, i swallow the goo. never yours, though.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-19 01:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you are not a 'good girl' if you don't swallow.
change your name.
Submitted by LilBastard (user info) at 2005-11-18 22:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok, so you don't like swallowing. That's fine. Nothing wrong with that. But getting offended by something you 'overheard' then reacting to it is just crap. I'd understand if you were involved in the conversation, but you weren't. Therefore you really didn't have the right to react.
Just out of curiosity, what did those guys say back to you after you ranted on them?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It was just an honest question; I don't think it was particularly a degrading one. Have you ever had girl talk? We ask each other questions worse than this sometimes. If this is what you find truly offensive, I wonder how you can tolerate Uber.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
YOu don't have to like the taste but it's your job and you have to do it to the best of your ability. Never cut corners.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi GoodGirl,
Reading your posts make me want to treat you like Paris Hilton. Go ahead. Read it. You would swallow mine, and love it. Maybe I'll even give you an autograph.
Hollywood
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78277
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
p.s. Insert a finger in your pussy and then put it in your mouth. It doesn't taste like cinnamon and cupcakes either.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You didn't seem to complain when I threw you a pint of throat yogurt last night.
And the lamest thing in the world is call someone "Bridge and Tunnel". That reinforces the image that girls from Manhatten are egotistical and a waste of fucking time. Besides, every guy that has ever been to New York knows that the B&T girls are way better in bed.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how do you feel about bukkake, is that okay too?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't believe for one fucking second this "incident" even took place but I'll toss you a +1 for even talking about swallowing my goo.
Then, I'll toss you a batch of Shlongy.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All this talk of BJ's reminds me that I need to shave my balls tonight.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she's getting on the MVA soon enough, thanks to you douchebags.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:49:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
xcuses, you seem like a high-maintenance kind of guy. needs to be around his gf all the time to feel secure type.
please tell me if i'm wrong.
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That psych degree's paying off, aint it?
ANALYZE ME, CUNTWAX
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sigh
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like my chicks to swallow. I generally try to nail them in the eye or all in their hair...drives them wild they love it try it it's a good idea trust me.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe that I covered the true nature of the taste of semen in one of my old posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35096
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAAHAHAHAHA! The Steeler fan broke up with you! I jest. Sorry to hear of your "huge" loss.
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Yeah, I'm crying EMO tears whatever the fuck that is.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
whats the big deal with swallowin our chum? do you know how much of "you" we swallow while going down on you? probably about as much as you swallow of us.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:30:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, you goobers get sucked in by alters waaaay too easily.
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Heh heh...he said GOOBERS...heh...heh..
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:54:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:49:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
xcuses, you seem like a high-maintenance kind of guy. needs to be around his gf all the time to feel secure type.
please tell me if i'm wrong.
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I don't have a gf, I might be a little high maintenance, and I have a date tonight with an ex-fling...what now?
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HAAHAHAHAHA! The Steeler fan broke up with you! I jest. Sorry to hear of your "huge" loss.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up you moronic cunt
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'm ready to create an alter and have some fun
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:15:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
i read it, retrospect. i'm just not reviewing it to save you from another -2.
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like i give a shit about ratings. you asked if we have ever tasted our own, so i was just showing you that we have.
i'm gonna have to say that you are an alter of one of the ubernerds and you think you are cool getting on "most heated".
by your "save you from another -2" comment you're trying to get me to argue with you in front of all the other ubernerds and get more heat. this will be my only response you dick sucker.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i read it, retrospect. i'm just not reviewing it to save you from another -2.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOODGIRL,
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77095
read it, the truth will set you free
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok. ok. well, maybe you haven't heard yet, but i am a bit pretentious. it's just who i am and i accept it.
i live in gramercy right now.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani, there are SO many more offensive things on this site that it makes the "bridge and tunnel" comment seem like a sonnet.
i am from LI but have lived in manhattan for some time now and feel comfortable in calling myself a resident of the city.
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ok fine, not offensive, goatse is offensive, then shall we say, pretentious.
what area of nyc? i used to live there
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77095
read it, the truth will set you free
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani, there are SO many more offensive things on this site that it makes the "bridge and tunnel" comment seem like a sonnet.
i am from LI but have lived in manhattan for some time now and feel comfortable in calling myself a resident of the city.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"You guys are fucking gross, you look like skeevy Bridge and Tunnel Crowd, and I'm thankful that I'll never know anyone of you. Now get out of my way before I bitch smack both of you."
i also found this offensive
especially because i believe you mentioned that you were part of the "bridge and tunnel crowd"
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This sucked.
hahaha!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:49:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
xcuses, you seem like a high-maintenance kind of guy. needs to be around his gf all the time to feel secure type.
please tell me if i'm wrong.
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I don't have a gf, I might be a little high maintenance, and I have a date tonight with an ex-fling...what now?
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani, no.
and no, i didn't spit either.
as i said many times on my first posting, he and i are just friends and he is not my type.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and now for the million dollar question, goodgirl:
did you swallow for the orange guy?
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
xcuses, you seem like a high-maintenance kind of guy. needs to be around his gf all the time to feel secure type.
please tell me if i'm wrong.
Submitted by hactar (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You still suck. Even if you don't swallow.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm bored, I need someone to distract me
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't really care if my swimmy boys get swallowed. But as long as I get to see them layed out on a tongue..life is good! ;-)
Gotta love those gulpers!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NIGGERS
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, you goobers get sucked in by alters waaaay too easily.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have the capacity to become Lisa's replacement on Ubersite - keep up the good work!
p.s. stay bitter and resentful, it makes for good posts. also, buy a vibrator, so you can have penis-on-demand.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've certainly done my best to keep my head above water in this cesspool of humanity you people call "ubersite."
_____________________
Then leave.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not joining to jerk off in to a cup tonight, I am however going to try and damage someone's eye with my man juice
Does that count?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You taste when you swallow? what do you do, pretend it's mouthwash first...?
Is this you???? http://www.ubersite.com/m/40612
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:20:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:29:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you do it right you don't have to taste anything.
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You can do it right on my big Johnson Lily. Then I can do it right on your face.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, then i guess it won't be yours, mike.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:14:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
i've learned that on this website, no content and just pictures = poor ratings.
or is that just for me?
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It's called a bandwagon in this case.
Stupid fucking slore.
The next time you're performing fellatio, which will probably be any moment now, I hope you choke on it.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where I come from it's "bitch slap" not bitch smack. Bitch smack sounds gay. "I'm gonna bitch smack yo ass." See? Sounds like something Elton John would say.
And you shouldn't eavesdrop, you sneaky muslim.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:29:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you do it right you don't have to taste anything.
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TigerLilly, you rock.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe this is why we don't get many interesting people on Uber.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've decided that you are not an alter, or at least a guy because any guy that talks like you should kill themselves
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
electrictoothsyndrome, you sir, are an asshole.
and wow, i went from whore to prude in no time.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You, Madame, are a prude.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, get over it. You should hear about the horrible shit guys do for chicks.
How about I SCAT on you? Would that be better? 'Cause you wouldn't have to taste anything that way...
You know you love me. :)
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's incredible how phallic this world has gotten because of repressed Eros
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:02:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:54:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
foonbo, i never said i was against it. yes, i am complaining about it, but i'm just perturbed that it has become so commonplace that men now expect it all the time from every girl. and if the girl doesn't want to, they think even less of her. which is a shitty judge of a person: if they swallow or not.
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They think less of her because sluts like you have made people who don't want to degrade themselves THAT far a rare commodity. Furthermore, the faggots you're sucking off are assholes. If whores like you didn't date and fuck them, they wouldn't be so cocky, and thus, such dicks.
________
what he said
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MightyForce (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:02:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
There are some pockets out there.
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What??
Submitted by MightyForce (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There are some pockets out there.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:54:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
foonbo, i never said i was against it. yes, i am complaining about it, but i'm just perturbed that it has become so commonplace that men now expect it all the time from every girl. and if the girl doesn't want to, they think even less of her. which is a shitty judge of a person: if they swallow or not.
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They think less of her because sluts like you have made people who don't want to degrade themselves THAT far a rare commodity. Furthermore, the faggots you're sucking off are assholes. If whores like you didn't date and fuck them, they wouldn't be so cocky, and thus, such dicks.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well put Icarus. Real men don't need to kiss and tell. They're alreay satisfied.
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MyNameIsTim -
"what's the hot club these days in the city/"
Tim, you should call Bart, I just dropped him off at the train station heading for NY. Email me if you want his hotel info.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm glad you decided to be a little more risque with your post
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whiplash, do me a favor and reread my penultimate suggestion.
and then build a time machine and go back to 1952. you'll be much comfier then. ok?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:41:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
judging from your responses alone, i'll just say that they're nowhere you'd hang out, mynameistim.
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really? or do you say that just because YOU REALLY DON'T LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY YOU ALTER! HA!
and i'm sure that none of the whores who frequent nyc's hottest clubs suck dick and swallow. i'd go so far as to say that the majority of them DO INDEED SUCK DICK! ha!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here. Read this. http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
Now you know.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about xhileno
User id: 20499
Registered on or around: 2005-07-13 12:31:37
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 3
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
Submitted by xhileno (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:57:27 (#)
Ranking: -1
i've seen better.
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uhm, no you haven't.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Since when did women get opinions?
Get the fuck back in the kitchen, I don't care how shitty it tastes: it's the least women can do to repay a Man for supporting her while she gets her bullshit degree in psychology to go work in the makeup department at MACY'S or wherever the fuck you "Work". Note the quotes.
Fellatio is degrading and the fact that you can swallow it doesn't make my ejaculation any more pleasurable: Deal with it- You're the one who's giving the douchebag head in the first place. Sluts like you date dickheads, then suck them off: why is the fact that they talk about sluts like you in a degrading way a surprise?
It's idiots like you who take sex from being a passionate show of affection and turn it into a social habit- So why the fuck are you bitching about the complications involved?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"Tonight, I want each and every one of you to go home after work/school and masturbate into a cup. Then, take your index finger and get a nice glob of your cum and eat it."
OK,
Well, I took your advice. The strange thing is, it tasted like sugar cookies. Finding nothing wrong with it, I drank down the cup, whole hog as it were. Thank you for your advice, I think you should do a weekly column.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell, I mean you want a good man you better do what he wants too.
If I have to go to a mall and shop for Christmas presents for your dumbass brother,
suck me in the parking garage. I might even buy you an mint to get the taste out.
Submitted by xhileno (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i've seen better.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is what guys talk about....get used to it if you hang around them
Now go get me a beer dammit :)
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
foonbo, i never said i was against it. yes, i am complaining about it, but i'm just perturbed that it has become so commonplace that men now expect it all the time from every girl. and if the girl doesn't want to, they think even less of her. which is a shitty judge of a person: if they swallow or not.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd go with +2 because this is good writing, I think,
But, I know for a fact that you ladies compare all kinds of 'things'
about your relationships. So what if two guys in a bar are getting the facts.
What you heard was;
Suckee: "I got my dick sucked in a cab last night"
FRiend: "Did she swallow?"
What he would have been said if it didn't make them the ghey is;
Suckee: " I think I'm in love man, she would do anything for me"
Friend: " That's great you deserve a good woman, but are you sure?"
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're such an expert on the taste, how it feels in your throat, etc.--why are you against swallowing if you obviously do it so much?
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have some warm man chowder that would like to meet your face.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:32:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are all the girls on this site such cunts?
+++++++++++
Uh...oh!
And listen Word has nothing to do with proofreading...you alterish fuckwit.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:37:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
You're a little prudish and judgemental for my "taste" - but I have to admit that this made me crack up:
"Tonight, I want each and every one of you to go home after work/school and masturbate into a cup. Then, take your index finger and get a nice glob of your cum and eat it."
Guys who talk openly like that are just trying to get attention, chances are nothing even happened at all.
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It's about time you showed up! Around the time I was getting married, I had two friends of mine who used to chat about their little escapades on boy's nights out. Always seemed to have stories to top each other.
Yeah, turns out later they were both virgins. Which is why I don't believe half the bragging people do in casual situations - let alone online. I could have told the guys what Belinda and I tried the previous night, but why bother? I know what happened - who cares if they do?
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
judging from your responses alone, i'll just say that they're nowhere you'd hang out, mynameistim.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what's the hot club these days in the city/
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're a little prudish and judgemental for my "taste" - but I have to admit that this made me crack up:
"Tonight, I want each and every one of you to go home after work/school and masturbate into a cup. Then, take your index finger and get a nice glob of your cum and eat it."
Guys who talk openly like that are just trying to get attention, chances are nothing even happened at all.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mynameistim, i've never been there.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alter
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
by the way, how is Webster Hall these days?
i'm t hinking about going to a club for the first time ever this weekend.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:26:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
I overheard this gem of a question posed last night between in a conversation two male friends.
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Proofread you ignorant cunt!
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Yeah see, I thought the same thing.
Not so good your post is.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uptight girls die young and lonely. Just a little food for thought.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
is it most heated yet??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
badassmofo, i guess MS Word didn't pick up on that. MS Word apologizes and offers you its two children, Excel and Powerpoint, in hopes that you can one day forgive it.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not sure which friends you're talking about.
the girls who i know who swallowed except one? every girl who's ever blown me. less one.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79471
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you do it right you don't have to taste anything.
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Soo um...DID she swallow?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the whore-master of heat.
And swallowing.
I could care less either way really. It's the thought that counts.
Ahahahaaa
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RaineLark and FilthyAssitant, I'm not syaing here that I don't. I do.
What got on my nerves is that guys take it for granted and now usually expect it. A girl who spits has no credibility because...she spits. It takes a while to muster the courage to swallow. I'm sorry I'm not as whorey as many out there (including your friends, MyNameIsTim), but that's just how I feel.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I overheard this gem of a question posed last night between in a conversation two male friends.
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Proofread you ignorant cunt!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't have to be a ladies man. I served my country for 6 years in the Navy, I maintain a full-time job while I'm putting myself through college, and I'm married to a woman so beautiful I have to wear sunglasses in my house to look at her.
You, however, are a hitwhoring nooB/alter that has to resort to personal attacks when someone doesn't like their bullshit posts. And, you're a poor judge of character to boot.
So, I say again:
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR GET THE FUCK OUT.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand why you would spit. I mean, wouldn't you have to taste it even more then?
And if you don't swallow, it's more likely to go in your face - a far worse experience.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:20:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:19:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most heated by 5PM.
Only a zero, because you're:
1. Probably an alter.
2. Way too whiney.
3. A spitter.
Don't want to swallow? Fine. It's going in your eyelashes. Fire at will.
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1. Probably a gay male alter
2. a liar about swallowing. i've met 1 girl in my life who didn't.
3. rather lick a dead fish for half an hour?
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
with a name like FartSmeller, I'm sure you a re quite the suave ladies man.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm really at pains to understand the 'not going to swallow because it tastes bad' argument - it just doesn't make any logical sense. As it's your tongue and not your throat that contains all the taste buds, you're less likely to taste anything if you swallow a load rather than spit it out.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:19:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most heated by 5PM.
Only a zero, because you're:
1. Probably an alter.
2. Way too whiney.
3. A spitter.
Don't want to swallow? Fine. It's going in your eyelashes. Fire at will.
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STFU AND GTFO.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most heated by 5PM.
Only a zero, because you're:
1. Probably an alter.
2. Way too whiney.
3. A spitter.
Don't want to swallow? Fine. It's going in your eyelashes. Fire at will.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The more I read, the more you rock.
I take back everything I ever said about you being an alter.
Even if you are.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-18 14:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got two job offers lined up. +2's for everyone!