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BPF! The Story That Was A Title! So one day, Robert decides to take a vacation. He packs, loads up the car, and takes off. Later that day, as the sun is beginning to set, he pulls into a small town. Bob decides to check into a hotel and spend the night. S (924 hits)

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Submitted by banana phone <onewheeledfury.at.yahoo.ca> (View user info) at 2005-11-18 15:19:19 EST


-o he does so. However, Bob is getting a powerful craving for a beer. He whips out the phone book, only to find that there is only one bar in the entire town, and it's called Peterland. A gay bar. Bob thinks to himself, What the hell, I'm thirsty. So he goes down to the bar, goes in, steps up to the counter and orders a beer. The bartender looks him up and down, then says,

"I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you unless you state the name of your penis and why you called it that. Try asking some of the other guys."

Bob is somewhat repelled, but really wants a beer. So he goes up to a guy standing near him and asks,

"What do you call your penis?"

"I call mine Timex, cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'."

Bob shudders a little, then asks the next guy the same question.

"I call mine Ford. It's ram tough and built to last. Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Now Bob is starting to get an idea. He goes up to the bartender again and orders a beer.
The bartender asks,

"Got a name yet?"

And Bob says

"Yeah, I call mine Secret. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

THE POST TITLE THAT WAS A STORY!
DUN
DUN
DUNNNNNNN.

sorry, it was supposed to all be in the title but it got cut off.
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:19:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHA YOU SUCK AT LIFE


Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:35:33 EST (#)
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Auto +2 Getting Laid Tonight.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:25:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:24:05 EST (#)
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Genius!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAR HAR SECRET

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHA YOU SUCK AT LIFE


Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
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