BPF! The Story That Was A Title! So one day, Robert decides to take a vacation. He packs, loads up the car, and takes off. Later that day, as the sun is beginning to set, he pulls into a small town. Bob decides to check into a hotel and spend the night. S (825 hits)
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Submitted by banana phone <onewheeledfury.at.yahoo.ca> (View user info) at 2005-11-18 15:19:19 EST
-o he does so. However, Bob is getting a powerful craving for a beer. He whips out the phone book, only to find that there is only one bar in the entire town, and it's called Peterland. A gay bar. Bob thinks to himself, What the hell, I'm thirsty. So he goes down to the bar, goes in, steps up to the counter and orders a beer. The bartender looks him up and down, then says,
"I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you unless you state the name of your penis and why you called it that. Try asking some of the other guys."
Bob is somewhat repelled, but really wants a beer. So he goes up to a guy standing near him and asks,
"What do you call your penis?"
"I call mine Timex, cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'."
Bob shudders a little, then asks the next guy the same question.
"I call mine Ford. It's ram tough and built to last. Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Now Bob is starting to get an idea. He goes up to the bartender again and orders a beer.
The bartender asks,
"Got a name yet?"
And Bob says
"Yeah, I call mine Secret. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
THE POST TITLE THAT WAS A STORY!
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sorry, it was supposed to all be in the title but it got cut off.
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:36:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:19:55 (#)
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HAHA YOU SUCK AT LIFE
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:35:33 EST (#)
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Auto +2 Getting Laid Tonight.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:25:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:24:05 EST (#)
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Genius!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:21:09 EST (#)
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HAR HAR SECRET
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 15:19:55 EST (#)
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HAHA YOU SUCK AT LIFE