Caulaincourt complains (3158 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2005-11-18 16:08:32 EST
This post is most likely very boring but I can't concentrate on work so it feels good to get it out.
For the past two years, I've been fucking girls left and right with zero emotional involvement. It's been great fun but at the same time, it felt empty. Then I met this woman: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77303 She's intelligent, mature, active, ambitious, gorgeous, good in bed, caring...you name it. Hell, she's even politically involved. Though seperatist militants can be a tad bit radical. She has it all. And so do I, based on what she kept telling me for the past month. I believed her and after two years of futile relationships, I managed to feel strongly about a woman.
It was a little scary considering that she has a kid and that she planned to move up north, but I was up for the ride.
On Tuesday I got a call from her at the office. She asked about my plans for the night. I told her I was working all night. She said "Good, I planned to call my friend Louis anyway". That guy was once her fuckfriend but I'm not exactly the possessive kind, so I didn't give a shit and went back to work.
Then I called her yesterday and asked her how was her night with her friend. She sounded evasive and even told me she didn't see him. Weird, I thought. My suspicions were interupted when she began telling me kinky shit on the phone. Naturally, I followed my erection and drove to her apartment.
Copulation concluded. We were both lying down, catching our breath, with my ass still hurting from her fat strap-on dildo. Well that didn't actually happened but just trying to insert some Uberesque shit in this blog entry. So anyway, we were both relaxing and I inquired:
"So how's your buddy Louis?"
"I don't like to talk about him."
"Why not?"
"Can I admit you something?"
"Yes."
"I'm still really in love with that guy"
"Oooooook."
"What? We're not a couple."
"Well, it's just the way you sound when you talk to me"
"I know. But I love you too!"
"Tell me, have you fucked him since we've known each other? I'd like to know."
"Why would you wanna know that?"
"I don't know. Just wanna know what I'm dealing with here. I won't be mad"
"I don't want to talk about this"
"Way to pique my curiosity. Now I really want to talk about this."
(We went back and forth for a few minutes until she finally spoke up.)
"Well, yes, I fucked him."
"Ah."
"You're not mad?"
"Depends...when did that happen?"
"Two days ago."
"Wow."
"Now you're mad"
"Give me a minute to let that information sink in"
Time passes. I tried to stay rational. Then I said calmly:
"I'm not mad at you, but I feel like dirt"
I'm not the kind of guy who thinks he owns a woman. I happen to think that people are entitled to their feelings, and I respect whatever they do. But I'm entitled to mine, and I expect the same treatment. I told her it'd be best for me to leave. That I really felt like a complete idiot for believing her and would prefer not seeing her again.
As I was grabbing my jacket she snatched it out of my hands and started crying. "I'm sorry that I hurt you." "If you stay with me it'll never happen again" "Boo fucking hoo and shit!" She really seemed honest. Now I happen to think that I'm a pretty rational person (when I'm not blowing a fuse). So I explained her that she was just feeling bad because she realised she had hurt someone and that it reflected poorly on her. A normal reaction everybody has. Also, that it's always debiliating to see someone slip out between your fingers when you have him safe into your hands because we're all control freaks to a certain level. I told her to take a step back and give it time for reflexion. With that I left.
Today, here I am at work, feeling like complete shit, trying not to call her and scream at her. I was coping until I got an email. I think this was the longest love letter with the most flatteries I've recieved in my entire life. Which finally brings me to my point: WHY ISN'T THERE ANY WOMAN WITH ACCOUNTABILITY?
Seriously, what is wrong with people? Fuck, she even wrote that the guy was nothing compared to me. Nevermind the fact that she had to fuck him to be sure of that. The balls of some people, I tell you. Instead of accepting the fact that they've wronged you and leaving you alone, they'd rather continue lying to themselves and to you.
Her email did exactly the opposite effect of it was intended for. Up until now, I respected her choices. But after reading that trite, I realize this cunt is more preoccupied with how I feel about her then how I actually feel. What a great sign of respect.
Now tell me, is there one woman out there whose ego isn't made out of papier mache? Who is able to deal with the consequences of her actions? AND WILL GREENDAY'S "WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS" WILL EVER STOP PLAYING ON THE RADIO?! THAT SONG MAKES ME RAPE PREGNANT WOMEN! IS THERE SUCH A THING AS PREGNANT MAN?! HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE MASTURBATING WHEN JAMMED INTO THE TRAFFIC? I DO!
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Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 22:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
And ze ozer Canada.
Is a bullshit Canada
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-24 13:42:14 EST (#)
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Indeed!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:12:43 EST (#)
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I think the problem is more a universal thing than a man/woman thing. There are people of both sex like that, though it is semi-more socially acceptable for a woman to cheat on a man, which I find to be unfair.
My gf of 2 years cheated on me and basically did the same thing your gf is doing now, and to be honest I have learned something. Whether they do it again or not, once a cheater, always a cheater.
Peace
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:26:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:41:17 (#)
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Listen to all that whining...
Pathetic display.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Look who's talking.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:53:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:41:17 (#)
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Listen to all that whining...
Pathetic display.
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Hoooon, is the little 28 years old baby angry?
I like to think that ranting over being cheated on is a little less pathetic than crying over a slight modification on a website. Just a little. Maybe not for a social retard such as yourself though.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:41:17 EST (#)
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Listen to all that whining...
Pathetic display.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:34:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:36:25 (#)
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do you make good money or do you just pretend to? """
why else would i come to this shit heel town?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:30:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:16:00 (#)
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Caul, I just love how you bitch when people tell you what they think in their reviews. It's a user-comment site, tard. People are going to give you their opinion whether you like it or not. That's the whole point. If you don't want people responding to the stuff you write, fuck off and start your own site, and don't allow comments.
My favorite was when you posted that thing about having a bad cough - you actually ASKED people for their advice, then slammed them for giving it (I believe you said something along the lines of "When you're sick, everyone's a doctor.")!
You're such an asshole. But that's why we love you.
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I never asked for anyone's advice. If people wanna give it, fine. But since it's a "user-comment site, tard", I'm entitled to criticized said reviews am I not?
As for my post on my bad cough, it was a small experiment. After having all my surroundings acting like doctors, I wanted to see how Uber would react. It was pretty funny to read some replies.
I'm sorry to announce you that your comment failed miserably.
But I will concede one thing: you love me. :-P
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:16:00 EST (#)
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Caul, I just love how you bitch when people tell you what they think in their reviews. It's a user-comment site, tard. People are going to give you their opinion whether you like it or not. That's the whole point. If you don't want people responding to the stuff you write, fuck off and start your own site, and don't allow comments.
My favorite was when you posted that thing about having a bad cough - you actually ASKED people for their advice, then slammed them for giving it (I believe you said something along the lines of "When you're sick, everyone's a doctor.")!
You're such an asshole. But that's why we love you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:14:54 EST (#)
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haha, no worries caul, but I am an American with a computer, I know everything so you should listen. """
Yes master, force-feed me freedom and liberty. :-P
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:03:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:56:34 (#)
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Please don't take this personally indoninja, I'm speaking generally. I just don't understand how complete strangers can assume they are fit to guide me through life based on a retarded 500-words Internet rant written in a second language.
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haha, no worries caul, but I am an American with a computer, I know everything so you should listen.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:56:34 EST (#)
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Jam her again if it is fun, but I wouldn't trust her for a long time. """
What do you think I plan on doing buddy? Why does everyone speak as if they were omnipresent and aware of every single detail of this situation? I just vented, I didn't ask for a legion of Dr.Phil and Oprah to teach me on life.
Please don't take this personally indoninja, I'm speaking generally. I just don't understand how complete strangers can assume they are fit to guide me through life based on a retarded 500-words Internet rant written in a second language.
Me thinks it stems from the fact that people are a lot better at giving their opinion than listening.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:48:16 EST (#)
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sent, thanks
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:38:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 01:00:19 (#)
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She does have all these feelings...unless she can fake crying for hours, I think she does. And she wouldn't bother to call me all the fucking time to try to convince me to believe her. She still hasn't give me a tangible answer on why she banged some other guy except mabye that she was certain I didn't give a shit about her.
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1. all girls can fake cry for hours.
2. she would call you all the time if she was crazy. crazy girls like to fall in love then bang other dudes.
3. I don't think she would have banged another guy unless she didn't care much about you. Even if she thought you didn't like her that much if she liked you she probably wouldn't go get bent over by some other dude.
Jam her again if it is fun, but I wouldn't trust her for a long time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:30:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:24:47 (#)
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Caulain, do you have AIM? I want to rephrase my question, but no t here.
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I tried AIM express at work but it doesn't work. Send your email to daggotht.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:24:47 EST (#)
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Caulain, do you have AIM? I want to rephrase my question, but no t here.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-11-22 06:11:16 EST (#)
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I feel you brother, the only woman I've ever had feelings for turned into a nutcase too. The only women I've met who actually have their heads on right are all in their early thirties. I feel empty sleeping around as well, it fucking sucks and it's NOT how I want to be, but it makes it a lot easier when you have really high standards and you stick to them. You won't be getting laid as much, but you also won't have to put up with so much stupid shit. And you just might meet someone worth keeping around.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-22 02:13:38 EST (#)
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Thanks for the message. Had just gone to bed.. and no of course I'm not.
Let me know how it works out. She might be the one I was talking about on the tarot reading...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 01:18:13 EST (#)
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it's seedy, devious, and evil, but you're French, so i doubt any of those things would be obstacles. """
You are right, I played that game all week-end :-D
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-22 01:12:18 EST (#)
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well then, the good thing about this is, if you DO decide to get back into something with her, you've got her by the (proverbial, i hope) balls. when she starts giving you shit you can just make her relive this moment in her mind -remind her how much you're worth, let her know you won't allow yourself to be treated like a dog, etc. etc. basically act as if you're going to abandon her for good. even if you wouldn't actually want to go through with such a plan,, the point is you'd be cementing her loyalty. it's seedy, devious, and evil, but you're French, so i doubt any of those things would be obstacles.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 01:00:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:52:44 (#)
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you know, the sad thing is that in her own mind she probably does have all these feelings for you -or at least, she thinks she does. i bet she wouldn't be able to give you any response if you asked her why she was banging this other guy(s). not because she's a snooty bitch(although she might play it off that way for her own self-interest), but because she probably doesn't even know why.
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She does have all these feelings...unless she can fake crying for hours, I think she does. And she wouldn't bother to call me all the fucking time to try to convince me to believe her. She still hasn't give me a tangible answer on why she banged some other guy except mabye that she was certain I didn't give a shit about her -- I'm not exactly the verbal kind. Apart for this, she says she doesn't know why it happened and regrets it.
Regarldless of what she thinks or says, I still don't feel too good about this so she's gonna have to wait it out.
Pretty spot-on review though.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:52:44 EST (#)
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you know, the sad thing is that in her own mind she probably does have all these feelings for you -or at least, she thinks she does. i bet she wouldn't be able to give you any response if you asked her why she was banging this other guy(s). not because she's a snooty bitch(although she might play it off that way for her own self-interest), but because she probably doesn't even know why.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:47:29 EST (#)
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It does...I've been drinking tons of coffee tonight and I know I'm gonna feel like raping lonely innocent girls in a dark alley. Not really...I'm listening to depressing music http://tinyurl.com/bxp2v and thinking about the aformentionned girl :-/
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:41:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:11:37 (#)
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Non, je ne me masturbe pas dans le trafic. J'en ai seulement envie parce que le café que je prend au bureau augmente la circulation sanguine puis raidit ma bite.
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Ah, I see! That makes sense!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:19:25 EST (#)
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Boy, you're on the ball. Sounds like Method is too. haha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:12:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:11:31 (#)
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What's a foustanella? It sounds like a cd by Babes In Toyland.
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Foustanellas are dresses greek men like Method wear when they feel like celebrating their homosexual heritage. http://www.greektownimports.com/acatalog/gtc02enlarge.gif
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:11:37 EST (#)
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Non, je ne me masturbe pas dans le trafic. J'en ai seulement envie parce que le café que je prend au bureau augmente la circulation sanguine puis raidit ma bite.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:11:31 EST (#)
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What's a foustanella? It sounds like a cd by Babes In Toyland.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:05:49 EST (#)
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Je suis triste parce que vous êtes fâché.
vous masturbate dans le trafic? Vraiment?
this message brought to you by an online translator. Who knows if it is accurate! I'll just have to read Caul's reaction.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:46:17 EST (#)
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Shouldn't you be busy whitening your foustanella, bitch?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:42:06 EST (#)
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I THINK YOU SHOULD BOTH SHOOT YOURSELVES IN THE FACE, IMMEDIATELY
THIS IS THE DORKIEST CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:36:25 EST (#)
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do you make good money or do you just pretend to?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:35:18 EST (#)
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well actually it is planning software but yeah, my job is less boring than yours.
but then watching electro try and count all his toes is less boring than yours.
ho hum.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:33:00 EST (#)
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primavera is a project managing software that probably requires its user to click here and there on flashy interfaces while I must type ten thousand characters to make a system update on a black and green environment.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:28:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:19:24 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:17:15 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:51:46 (#)
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I did for 30 seconds +. I work in COBOL, I can take on anything in terms of boredom buddy. ""
pah! COBOL is like watching lezzer porn compared to planning in primavera.
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You musn't know what you're talking about to say such a thing.
Do you have any idea what's COBOL? """
of course i know what cobol is, you always say this to people, just becuase you are the only man in french canada to work a computer it doesn't mean it impresses us here in 'civilisation'.
COBOL is a defunct but highly stable programming language that is still to stable to be replaced but is very much a dying skill hence halfwits can make good money if they are unfortunate enough to sell their soul to do it.
the end.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:24:50 EST (#)
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I hear the american #1 cause is this: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1127841061169513041/1/yuck.JPG
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:22:06 EST (#)
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yah, that should be #1.....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:21:48 EST (#)
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Cobol is the +1 cause of suicide in Canada and France
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:19:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:17:15 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:51:46 (#)
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I did for 30 seconds +. I work in COBOL, I can take on anything in terms of boredom buddy. ""
pah! COBOL is like watching lezzer porn compared to planning in primavera.
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You musn't know what you're talking about to say such a thing.
Do you have any idea what's COBOL?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:19:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:17:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:51:46 (#)
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I did for 30 seconds +. I work in COBOL, I can take on anything in terms of boredom buddy. ""
pah! COBOL is like watching lezzer porn compared to planning in primavera.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:03:14 EST (#)
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yeah, you really pwned me there champ.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:02:20 EST (#)
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I realize this cunt is more preoccupied with how I feel about her then how I actually feel. What a great sign of respect.
wheeeeeew. niceone.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:51:46 EST (#)
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I did for 30 seconds +. I work in COBOL, I can take on anything in terms of boredom buddy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:49:05 EST (#)
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exactly what the fuck I said, i implore you to watch that for more than 30 seconds. If you're a real man, a minute.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:45:45 EST (#)
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wtf is this shit
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:39:49 EST (#)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1138980877781858612
Watch that if you would like to fall asleep within 30 seconds.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:12:04 EST (#)
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fucking canadian
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 21:59:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:36:01 (#)
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So, how does this not getting emotionally attached thing work?
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First I never hit on girls. I play the game but I never make the first move. If a girl asks me out, we go out to some place. I listen to her and 99% of the time I'm not interested. Not because she sucks, but because I don't really like people in general and I'm pretty happy on my own. But I'm still a guy and I feel like fucking. So I'll say something like: "I'm not interested in serious relationships...I have no problem with "having fun", but that's it". If she's interested, fine. If she isn't, that's fine too. As long as everybody knows what to expect of each other, you can do whatever the hell you want in life. If the girl gets sentimental over time, she's entitled to her feelings but it's not my problem since I was clear that I didn't want any emotional involvment. If the girl in this post had been honest and respected me, she would not have talked as if I was the love of her life and acted as if we were a couple. You might say it's pride that is hurting but I know this girl I see frequently, she fucks plenty of other guys and it doesn't bother me because she isn't acting like she's "mine".
Like they say, honesty best policy.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:36:01 EST (#)
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So, how does this not getting emotionally attached thing work?
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:23:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:56:54 EST (#)
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Hey Caul, sorry I've been so fucking busy this week (and last week), my wife's grandpa just passed away... sucky.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:45:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:21:03 (#)
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Well it didn't start with flowers for myself and the bloke but it did with friendship and respect.
Either way.. give her a call, what do you have to lose?
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Don't take this the wrong way but nowhere in this post did I ask for advice. I was just venting (read 1st line) I wouldn't ask a crowd of social retards (not you, but many uberers) about relationships and more importantly, there's only two of us, me and her, who understand the context of this relationship.
But if it interests you, I did call her after she called me a thousand times while I was out with my buddies. I went to her appartment to tell her I wasn't interested in further knowing her. I am, but not willing to take the risk. She cried pretty fucking hard. Then we did the fatal error of having sex and it got really weird.
Dunno what will happen. She seems determined to make it up for me, but I already miss being single and not having to deal with emotional roller coasters.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:21:03 EST (#)
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Well it didn't start with flowers for myself and the bloke but it did with friendship and respect.
Either way.. give her a call, what do you have to lose?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:08:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:57:08 (#)
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I told her: "You're not the 1st drunk girl to give me a phone number. I'll call and you'll vaguely remember and instead of being civil you'll make me feel like I'm bothering you so you don't feel embarassed
not exactly the most um... romantic of comment from a gorgeous Frenchman like yourself...
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That's silly. Relationships don't start with love and flowers like in teenage flicks. Most of the time your feelings for someone else build over time. In my case, it took a few weeks. In hers, it started when she realized that I actually cared for her. Too bad for her, I'm not interested in anymore. Well, I am. But I don't want to feel like that again so fuck it.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:00:17 EST (#)
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That's what you get for not keeping the reigns on her.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:57:08 EST (#)
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I told her: "You're not the 1st drunk girl to give me a phone number. I'll call and you'll vaguely remember and instead of being civil you'll make me feel like I'm bothering you so you don't feel embarassed
not exactly the most um... romantic of comment from a gorgeous Frenchman like yourself...
I'm not knocking it - just not the best starting comment to someone you may or may not have feelings for....
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:48:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:38:26 (#)
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The way you spoke to her when you met...
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I don't understand what you mean.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:38:26 EST (#)
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The way you spoke to her when you met... and what she subsequently did makes me think that it's hardly a match made in heaven.
I don't think you're ready for a relationship actually ...
Je vous espère trouvaille quelqu'un plus gentil qui vous veut seulement.
(god my French 'est terrible'..)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:59:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:49:30 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:02:30 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:58:51 (#)
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I expect she did it because you are mean.
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I'm not mean to women. I'm only mean to sub humans aka obese TV addicts with trisomy 21 aka you.
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And that's such an attractive trait in a guy- picking on the weak disabled and TV addicted.
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Actually, yes.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:49:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:02:30 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:58:51 (#)
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I expect she did it because you are mean.
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I'm not mean to women. I'm only mean to sub humans aka obese TV addicts with trisomy 21 aka you.
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And that's such an attractive trait in a guy- picking on the weak disabled and TV addicted.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:17:50 EST (#)
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ahem...that should have read "whores"
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:17:38 EST (#)
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whorse.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:02:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:58:51 (#)
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I expect she did it because you are mean.
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I'm not mean to women. I'm only mean to sub humans aka obese TV addicts with trisomy 21 aka you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:58:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-11-21 07:00:38 (#)
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Why are you asking this bunch of cunts? Talk to her.
Jebus.
You're smarter than this.
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I'm not really asking anything to anyone here. Just venting. I did talk to her this week-end. I simply said "I'm not interested in further knowing you." Then we fucked and everything got complicated. :-/
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:39:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-21 07:32:36 (#)
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Plus because suck ass man, seriously. No fun there.
But if she was a dude, she'd be getting high fives.
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Go get fucked. If my mate told me he was cheating on his woman he'd get a smack up the side of the head is what he'd get.
Only the greatest of dickheads and their friends would be high-fiving eachother over infidelity; and considering statistically women cheat more than men do, I'd be inclined to say there'd be a lot more "you go girls" than high-fives.
Go take you're feminist crap and shove it. TABARNAK!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-21 07:32:36 EST (#)
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Plus because suck ass man, seriously. No fun there.
But if she was a dude, she'd be getting high fives.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-21 07:28:57 EST (#)
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SURELY NOT!!!!
Hang on, I'll go read it
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-11-21 07:00:38 EST (#)
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Why are you asking this bunch of cunts? Talk to her.
Jebus.
You're smarter than this.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:47:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 01:48:46 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:46:18 (#)
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One in ten children is being raised by a father which isn't theirs and doesn't know it.
Source: That human body documentary by that Turkish-moustached fella.
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The guy that opened a sequence with a microscopic shot of sperm wriggling around, then started the voice-over with "These are my sperm"?
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Yeah, that fella.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-21 02:06:56 EST (#)
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That really sucks. You have my permission to turn gay.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 01:48:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:46:18 (#)
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One in ten children is being raised by a father which isn't theirs and doesn't know it.
Source: That human body documentary by that Turkish-moustached fella.
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The guy that opened a sequence with a microscopic shot of sperm wriggling around, then started the voice-over with "These are my sperm"?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-21 01:43:20 EST (#)
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If it was legal, I would advise you to shoot her. It would give you more fun than making out with her, + it will mature you.
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haahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-21 01:25:33 EST (#)
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damn, dude. sorry.
that last paragraph was fucking perfect, though.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:46:18 EST (#)
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One in ten children is being raised by a father which isn't theirs and doesn't know it.
Source: That human body documentary by that Turkish-moustached fella.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:30:13 EST (#)
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Salope, indeed.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:10:07 EST (#)
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Great rant. She's a stupid whore.
There are a few good women out there Caul... good luck finding them though.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:05:35 EST (#)
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I know the feeling. One of these days I'm gonna lose control and just whip it out at a red lgiht and start beating like a crazy person.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-20 11:11:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:58:51 (#)
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I expect she did it because you are mean.
Here is +2 as consolation.
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Caul? The people hater? Mean? Nah. . .
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:58:51 EST (#)
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I expect she did it because you are mean.
Here is +2 as consolation.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-11-19 21:20:50 EST (#)
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c'est pas mal fuckee
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:26:32 EST (#)
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Salope
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:07:09 EST (#)
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Fucking amen.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:55:33 EST (#)
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"papier mache"
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:55:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:16:01 EST (#)
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Now tell me, is there one woman out there whose ego isn't made out of papier mache? Who is able to deal with the consequences of her actions?
Yes - I promise you they're out there somewhere.
AND WILL GREENDAY'S "WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS" WILL EVER STOP PLAYING ON THE RADIO?!
Yes, eventually, when they replace it with something worse. Enjoy it while you can.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-19 11:29:53 EST (#)
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Kick her to the curb and go fuck something new.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:28:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-19 05:22:19 (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:13:29 (#)
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Judging from what you wrote about her in the first post (she locks her kid in a room while she fucks guys), she sounds like a real class act.
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So what does that make Caul?
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Well, he said he's honest with the women he sleeps with and doesn't tell them he loves them when he doesn't. He didn't know that there was a kid in the apartment until he heard it and then decided to leave in disgust. What is it you're saying, Jack?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-19 06:21:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:39:01 (#)
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Maybe she got a non-commital vibe from you."""
That's exactly what she said...in french. But I don't like making statements. I think the fact that I rejected 3 fuckfriends in one week and was always with her spoke volume about my commitment. I guess she needs a drawing.
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Yes, you should have MS Painted her something
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-19 05:22:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:13:29 (#)
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Judging from what you wrote about her in the first post (she locks her kid in a room while she fucks guys), she sounds like a real class act.
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So what does that make Caul?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-19 05:20:55 EST (#)
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Numbers 5 & 6 on the Most Recently Reviewed list could easily be the title of one single post...
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10. sawker
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:16:55 EST (#)
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I recently saw this cartoon with someone butt-pregnant with a jellyfish in his ass, born to be freed into outer space. Anyway a guy is only pregnant in Faggot- Country. If you Americans let the U.S become Faggot-Country, like it seems you're doing now, there will be many men pregnant, at least in your own infected minds.
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:08:20 EST (#)
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On my last post I just tried to check if "no comment" posts automatically when you say nothing, now to my reaction.
The thing is this woman lied to you all along, there's no Louis, she just made that up to make you feel there's competition, or else there's something else resembling this wrong with her. Anyway she's a real beeetch. If it was legal, I would advise you to shoot her. It would give you more fun than making out with her, + it will mature you.
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:03:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-19 01:37:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-19 00:55:38 EST (#)
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I still love you though!
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-19 00:39:17 EST (#)
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Yup , french is a dying language
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-19 00:32:59 EST (#)
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you're pretty much left with the option of putting up with bitches like that, or substituting the strapon for the real thing and buying a lot of pink clothing.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:17:32 EST (#)
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Yeah, Caul what Susie Derkins said. Run. Fast.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:13:29 EST (#)
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That really sucks Caul. She sounds like a manipulative cow. Judging from what you wrote about her in the first post (she locks her kid in a room while she fucks guys), she sounds like a real class act.
While it may happen that a fuckfriend develops feelings for the other, this is not the case. She lied to your face by saying she loved you just so she could keep you around. She probably had the exact same conversation about you with the other guy. Either that or she's a psycho.
Whatever the case may be, run. Run fast and don't look back. No one needs that kind of shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-18 20:17:02 EST (#)
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"reflexion"
reflection. . .
Good story.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-18 20:09:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:55:31 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:05:27 (#)
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I'm going for beer and steak with friends. Then maybe head to strippers. I think that should change my ideas for a bit.
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hey, can I come too?
How do you tip the strippers, you guys don't have dollar bills any more??
they just insert coins into the stripper's cooz like a vending machine
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:55:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:05:27 (#)
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I'm going for beer and steak with friends. Then maybe head to strippers. I think that should change my ideas for a bit.
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hey, can I come too?
How do you tip the strippers, you guys don't have dollar bills any more??
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:13:41 EST (#)
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sorry... just had to get that out of my system.. :)
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:13:26 EST (#)
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shut up and die.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:05:27 EST (#)
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I'm going for beer and steak with friends. Then maybe head to strippers. I think that should change my ideas for a bit.
See you, anglophone assholes :-)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 19:00:40 EST (#)
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a_downsyndrome: refer to the following http://www.ubersite.com/m/79483#1700844
Thank you.
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:59:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:57:36 (#)
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"For the past two years, I've been fucking girls left and right with zero emotional involvement. It's been great fun but at the same time, it felt empty."
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I can't believe I'm the first one to point out how sad and fucked up this is.
Maybe your shit luck is really just karma coming back around and biting you in the ass, bud.
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Boo fuckin' hoo, Caul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:56:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:58:35 (#)
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Crisse de salope , yer temps que tu commence a la faire chier un peu plus !! Estie ! USe ta tete , vole son chien , kidnappe le jeune ej cherpo la , fait quechose tabarnak !!
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This reply is solid proof that however we tried to keep french alive on this continent, it is dying.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:54:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:57:36 (#)
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"For the past two years, I've been fucking girls left and right with zero emotional involvement. It's been great fun but at the same time, it felt empty."
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I can't believe I'm the first one to point out how sad and fucked up this is.
Maybe your shit luck is really just karma coming back around and biting you in the ass, bud.
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Douchebag, I've always been honest and upfront with women. Those I have no emotions for, I tell them. If they want to be fuckfriends, fine.
So if Karma did exist, and it doesn't you horoscope reader, I would have had a girl who would've said that she didn't love me and only wanted cock, unlike this one who said stuff she didn't mean.
You're so stupid Jacques.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:50:54 EST (#)
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Tu as raison, mais je pense aussi qu'il aime la merde. Les français sont sales......
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En fait, hier, elle voulait que je l'encule. Sérieusement. Sauf que ce qui m'a écoeuré un peu, c'est qu'un petit peu de merde s'est retrouvée sur mes doigts pendant que j'essayais de la mettre dedans.
Toutefois, elle aime ça dans le cul alors j'ai essuyé la crotte sur le couvre-lit. Faut savoir improviser.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:49:29 EST (#)
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Tu as raison, mais je pense aussi qu'il aime la merde. Les français sont sales......
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Nice end of the day laugh, there...
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:36:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:29:04 (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:23:07 (#)
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Take your feelings for her, bottle them up inside and then at the 17th day of every month hook up with her and let all those feelings run amok as you
fuck the shit of the little nympho.
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I really, really hope I'm looking at a dropped word ('out') up there.
Then again, Caul IS a Frenchman...
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Tu as raison, mais je pense aussi qu'il aime la merde. Les français sont sales......
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:29:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:23:07 (#)
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Take your feelings for her, bottle them up inside and then at the 17th day of every month hook up with her and let all those feelings run amok as you
fuck the shit of the little nympho.
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I really, really hope I'm looking at a dropped word ('out') up there.
Then again, Caul IS a Frenchman...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:28:17 EST (#)
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Well dude if she has green eyes, red hair and her name is Denise...get...the...fuck...out.
Seriously though, if you think that you can or that if you want to just fuck this chick now and then that get over it.
If there is any part of you that is looking for something better just walk away.
There are emotionally responsible women out there but it takes some searching and paying attention to one that's hot in the sack.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:23:47 EST (#)
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There is about 100 things I could say here but none of it would help and none of it isn't anything you don't already know. It sucks my good man.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:23:07 EST (#)
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Take your feelings for her, bottle them up inside and then at the 17th day of every month hook up with her and let all those feelings run amok as you fuck the shit of the little nympho. But other than that don't call or see her.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:13:12 EST (#)
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Well, bless your heart. I'm sorry, really I am.
I tell all my male friends to be very wary of single mothers. It almost never works out and if it does, there is drama galore.
Upon hearing stories like this one, I want to scream to all of my family and friends;
NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I DON'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP?!?!?!?!?!?!
As far as accountability, I don't think anyone is eager to stand up and say "Well, I fucked that up didn't I!" Male or female.
Honey, go get yourself a successful older woman. She's self sufficient, she has her own money, she's established herself, she'll be comfortable with herself, she's in her sexual prime ;), and she'll want a younger man to enjoy.
There you go! That's your answer.
And your last paragraph made me laugh my ass off. You masturbate in traffic jams?
Interesting.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:02:46 EST (#)
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Fuck it, have another.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:02:36 EST (#)
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This was fucking bad ass.
I'm in the EXACT same situation, except I'm probably younger than you are, as is she, and she doesn't have chilluns. I'm just as lost, though.
Great post, Caul.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:58:35 EST (#)
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Crisse de salope , yer temps que tu commence a la faire chier un peu plus !! Estie ! USe ta tete , vole son chien , kidnappe le jeune ej cherpo la , fait quechose tabarnak !!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:57:36 EST (#)
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"For the past two years, I've been fucking girls left and right with zero emotional involvement. It's been great fun but at the same time, it felt empty."
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I can't believe I'm the first one to point out how sad and fucked up this is.
Maybe your shit luck is really just karma coming back around and biting you in the ass, bud.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:53:12 EST (#)
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" Now I happen to think that I'm a pretty rational person (when I'm not blowing a fuse). "
Hahaha. Good rant, Frenchie.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:46:48 EST (#)
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I think I hate that song as much as you do.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:26:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:20:23 (#)
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Now tell me, is there one woman out there whose ego isn't made out of papier mache? Who is able to deal with the consequences of her actions?
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Are there men who are? People are such fallible creatures.
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Well said.
And this did not make me smile.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:23:12 EST (#)
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And by "most", I mean "all".
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:22:38 EST (#)
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Women with kids are a fucking disaster.
Abandon ship. There's awesome single women too...
Right?
Fuck no. They're all crazy and most of them are useless.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:13:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:25:39 (#)
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JohnnyX- yes, she's a total nympho.
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well then, there you are - she wants to ensure a regular supply of sex. But on her terms.
It sounds to me like you're doing just the right thing, just make sure your needs are met and you get what you want, and let her deal with her issues.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:09:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:06:59 (#)
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deal with it mate - its your pride thats hurting the most"""
Possibly.
Im sure youve done it before to some bird who you thought was second rate """
Lots of time. But I never told any of them I was madly in love with them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:07:16 EST (#)
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Where'd you get that idea?
If I stand on my wallet, I'm like 6'5" tall, dickweed.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:06:59 EST (#)
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deal with it mate - its your pride thats hurting the most
Im sure youve done it before to some bird who you thought was second rate
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:04:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:59:50 (#)
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This just proves the old axiom..."Canadian chicks sure are desperate for cock".
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You're a tiny old man, we know, we know
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:04:04 EST (#)
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She sounds like she doesn't know what she wants. Also, it sounds like there might be a communication gap between you.
I don't think this is a female condition as much as it is an insecure-human condition.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:01:52 EST (#)
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I don't know how to say this nicely without being longwinded... so I'm just going to let it fly.
She's trying to figure out which one of you has the quirks that she dislikes less.
Another perspective (I believe I read this in my bf's Maxim magazine) is that women prefer different types of men depending on where they are in their cycle.
If she's gravatating toward him before her monthly... She thinks he's more stable (or some shit)
But the good thing about that is that would make you the hot bad boy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:59:50 EST (#)
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This just proves the old axiom..."Canadian chicks sure are desperate for cock".
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:59:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:57:34 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:43:18 (#)
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PS - There are women out there with accountability. You just wouldn't touch 99% of them with a 10 foot pole.
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You know, it might just be the other way around.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:58:26 EST (#)
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hot damn
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:57:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:43:18 (#)
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PS - There are women out there with accountability. You just wouldn't touch 99% of them with a 10 foot pole.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:45:57 EST (#)
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At least you're handling it well. BTW, it just came on the radio. Fucking mix stations.
There are probably a few women who own up to their actions in the correct way. I have yet to meet one. Good luck.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:44:57 EST (#)
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there is a girl like that.
unfortunately for you, mon ami, i married her.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:43:18 EST (#)
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Poor you. Not even your sexiness can save you from getting emotionally raped.
PS - There are women out there with accountability. You just wouldn't touch 99% of them with a 10 foot pole.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:42:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:19:42 (#)
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HAHAHAHA
You got sloppy seconds.
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HAHAHA. Ouch.
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For the past two years, I've been fucking girls left and right with zero emotional involvement. It's been great fun but at the same time, it felt empty.
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Yeah, that was basically the sentiment of my ubermadness post that bombed so badly. Isn't very fulfilling, is it?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:39:01 EST (#)
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Maybe she got a non-commital vibe from you."""
That's exactly what she said...in french. But I don't like making statements. I think the fact that I rejected 3 fuckfriends in one week and was always with her spoke volume about my commitment. I guess she needs a drawing.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:38:46 EST (#)
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She'll do it again. Consider her a train wreck that you lived through. Just walk away.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:37:23 EST (#)
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Or an artist, actually. Never date an artist.
An 'artist' I was dating broke things off with me at about 10 PM (over the phone) because she said she was still in love with her exe. I was cool with it, as we'd only been dating for about a week, but I still remember thinking she was a fickle ditz.
Five minutes later she called back. She was really, really in love with me, it turned out, but was there any chance I could not be so posessive about her not posing nude? Because there was this one guy in art class who said he'd like to... no?.. Well, it probably wasn't love then... good night.
Fifteen minutes later, the phone rings. You know, it probably IS love. It's probably normal for guys not to want other people to see their girlfriends all naked and stuff. But here's the thing. It turns out she had this whole thing planned with her exe where they'd go to this hotel in Chicago. Completely as friends, you know, and... what? Please stop calling here?.. Well, okay, if that's how you REALLY feel. Don't you love me? Well, I know you never said it, but... well, I assumed it and... okay, yeah... I guess it doesn't matter how I feel. G'night...
Twenty minutes later. What kind of a guy ARE you? I feel like you've been leading me on this whole time, controlling me with your dominearing, mysoginist attitude. Well, I KNOW we've only been going out a few weeks, but this is exactly how it happened with my exe and you should have known that I really have issues...
The phone didn't ring after that. In fact, I left it off the hook for a few days.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:36:32 EST (#)
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Is she a French Canadian? If so, that explains everything. God Damned Frenchies. hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:32:02 EST (#)
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She doesn't know what she wants, or she wants to have her cake and eat it too. It's that "don't know what you've got till it's gone" thing. If she were truly devoted to you, she wouldn't have bothered with the other guy. The question is, did you want or expect her devotion? If so, did she realize that? If you think she's worth bothering with (emotionally) at all, then she's worth putting all your cards on the table for. Maybe she got a non-commital vibe from you. Now, if she chases you, you'll have to worry about whether she's doing it just because you're running. Kudos on being so rational about the whole thing, but... you seem rather like Spock sometimes in your comments and posts- and I hate to sound cheesy, but you might need to start thinking with your heart. Because relationships aren't logical.
And ditto about the Green day thing.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:31:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:24:45 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:19:15 (#)
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A lot of women will run to another guy when they feel like they aren't getting exactly what they want from the guy they're with.
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I told her a week before our relationship had lots of chance of failing since she has kid and shit. She said that turned her off. Now she wants me more than ever. Go figure.
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Right. She fucked the guy to make things square with you. She was mad that you said that and she needed to do something to get even with you, in a sense. She wanted you to feel what she felt. Rejection, blah blah blah.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:30:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:19:42 (#)
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HAHAHAHA
You got sloppy seconds.
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Actually, I fucked her up the ass last night. Seriously.
I'm pretty open about sex. If she had told me that she wanted to fuck that dude I might have said yes (and maybe fuck some other girl :))
What I'm pissed about is her not that she got fucked by someone else, it's how she made me believe she was in deep love when she wasn't. Basically that her discourse didn't match the reality.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:29:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:28:38 EST (#)
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This made me think of the lyrics to the Incubus song Make Yourself:
If you let them make you
they'll make you paper mache
at a distance you're strong
until the wind comes
then you crumble and blow away
If you let them fuck you
there will be no foreplay
rest assured, they'll screw you complete
till your ass is blue and gray
You should make amends with you
if only for better health, better health
but if you really want to live
why not try and make yourself
make yourself, make yourself
If I hadn't made me
I'd have fallen apart by now
I won't let them make me
it's more than I can allow
so when I make me
I won't be paper mache
and if I fuck me
I'll fuck me in my own way
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:27:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:19:42 (#)
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HAHAHAHA
You got sloppy seconds.
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Pretty much sums it up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:26:04 EST (#)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I guess if I gave a shit this might have been interesting.
Nahhhhhhhh...it still wouldn't be.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:25:39 EST (#)
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JohnnyX- yes, she's a total nympho.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:25:05 EST (#)
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If you're looking for a woman with accountability, never date a single mother.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:25:01 EST (#)
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Five Iron Frenzy = FIF
Oh, I forgot to mention that you handled the situation admirably, and that I feel bad that the chick shit on you. But I feel even worse for the kid that has her as a mother.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:24:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:19:15 (#)
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A lot of women will run to another guy when they feel like they aren't getting exactly what they want from the guy they're with.
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I told her a week before our relationship had lots of chance of failing since she has kid and shit. She said that turned her off. Now she wants me more than ever. Go figure.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:24:24 EST (#)
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oops
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:23:41 EST (#)
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"This post is most likely very boring but I can't concentrate on work so it feels good to get it out.
For the past two years, I've been fucking girls left and right with zero emotional involvement. It's been great fun but at the same time, it felt empty. Then I met this woman: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77303 She's intelligent, mature, active, ambitious, gorgeous, good in bed, caring...you name it. Hell, she's even politically involved. Though post operative transsexuals can be a tad bit radical. She has it all, And so do I, based on her opting for a new procedure that swings the penis back towards the ass and attaching it right in the chin rest. After two years of futile relationships, I managed to feel strongly about a woman."
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whoa, freaky man.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:21:43 EST (#)
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I thought you were teh ghey??
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:20:23 EST (#)
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Now tell me, is there one woman out there whose ego isn't made out of papier mache? Who is able to deal with the consequences of her actions?
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Are there men who are? People are such fallible creatures.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:19:42 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHA
You got sloppy seconds.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:19:27 EST (#)
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See, now if you were an American, you would have slapped the shit out of the bitch, instead of dealing with it in a calm, Canadian-type manner.
Although I do find amusing that you were so rational about it.
The question you should be asking is: Why did she fuck that guy two days ago? Was it really to compare against you? Was she bored? Is she a nymphomaniac? Was she angry with you?
How you answer that question should determine what you do next...although knowing you as much as I do, I would just say keep having your fun with her - I would also suggest making her buy you something expensive to atone for her sins, but that's just the American in me talking....TABARNAK!
(I am hoping you said TABARNAK in that conversation with her....I'm just going to pretend you did)
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:19:15 EST (#)
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A lot of women will run to another guy when they feel like they aren't getting exactly what they want from the guy they're with.
I'm not defending her, just offering a possible explanation for her actions. Regardless, that was a pretty shitty thing for her to do. I find it reprehensible that she tried to cover up fucking some guy with a flowery love letter to you.
That's just not right.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:19:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:18:28 (#)
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+2 for Method quoting FIF.
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FIF means Faggot in french. Who the hell are FIF?
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:19:00 EST (#)
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+2 because this made me feel a little sad for you. And because you gave a short blast to that frickin Green Day song (I hate that piece of crap & the video sucks too).
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:18:28 EST (#)
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+2 for Method quoting FIF.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:15:54 EST (#)
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Sounds like a wonderful girl.
Try to think of it this way. It could be worse. You could be her kid.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:15:53 EST (#)
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This is errily similar to my most recent situation. I'm glad I'm not alone in this.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:15:02 EST (#)
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I once masturbated in a traffic jam.
Not TO a traffic jam, that would be sick
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:14:05 EST (#)
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Now tell me, is there one woman out there whose ego isn't made out of papier mache? Who is able to deal with the consequences of her actions?
>>yes. but i'm taken, but if you want to complain about women i usually give sound advice- uberleilani.at.gmail.com
AND WILL GREENDAY'S "WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS" WILL EVER STOP PLAYING ON THE RADIO?! THAT SONG MAKES ME RAPE PREGNANT WOMEN! IS THERE SUCH A THING AS PREGNANT MAN?! HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE MASTURBATING WHEN JAMMED INTO THE TRAFFIC? I DO!
>>>> this cracked me up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:13:40 EST (#)
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The man on the television said I need to drink this,
and sleep with that, in order to be cool.
And you know that I would do almost anything,
to be like that guy on TV.
I know that if I had just the right outfit
and a hairstyle that could be me.
Don't you know you can't be cool if you dress dumb,
I need to have that 'cause everybody's got one.
I think I'll start smoking,
that would make me intellectual,
that's what I've always wanted to be.
I need to lift weights,
that would make me more sexual,
and that would be good for me.
In America it's wonderful,
all you have to do is fake it.
Own anything you want,
all you have to do is take it.
Live for today, don't think about tomorrow,
have a good time in America-Gomorrah.
What are you looking at,
you better not make me mad.
I'll drive by your house and shoot your dog, and mom, and dad.
I don't need you or the Bible or anything to tell me what is the law.
With a good enough lawyer I can do anything in Beautiful America.
I want to be in America,
Okay for me in America,
everything's free in America,
for a small fee in America.