My gigglely girly post (809 hits)
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Submitted by <oleannder.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-18 16:48:59 EST
Normally I would never post anything like this in a million years, well make that maybe 5 years, but I just can not resist it any longer.
I have a hugely massive crush on a fictional character on television. Every Sunday night I count down the seconds until I can switch the channel & start watching HBO's 'Rome' at 8 o'clock & fawn over Titus Pullo (played by actor Ray Stevenson).
It's really pathetic actually, I will sit there & sigh whenever he does something slightly sweet or I start to make vague purring noises if he happens to be in a truly excellent sex scene - of which there are thankfully many many many to watch.
I do have a live-in boyfriend & he watches the program right along with me & he laughs under his breath at how I behave when the show is on & while he also enjoys the program I think he likes it a little bit more because he is guarenteed to get laid after the show ends. We call it 'Pullo Sex Night'.
So to all you ladies out there who are unhappy with the sex symbols available today because for the most part they are just pretty toy-boys then I strongly reccomend watching the show. Pullo is a manly-man, a soldier & a scoundrel, the kind that you can have hot-screaming-standing-up-against-the-wall-dirty-raunchy sex with & he will still go out & buy you pretty trinkets just to see you smile.
Meow.
User Reviews
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No offense, but he's ugly.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-21 05:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Retarded.
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To Death Metal Dude:
this reminded me of a stroy I read of Algernoon Blackwood, of a person who reaches a ville in France and gradually starts to realize its inhabitants are in some form, well, cats. The story ends with the guy fleeing from the town in hysteria, after a local girl he's fallen in love with tries to convince him to participate in a dance to the devil those villagers are having, in which they change into cats when they jump to the air, then change back when they hit the ground
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This was pretty cunty but "Rome" is an amusing show.
Best character isn't Titus but Atia of the Juli, niece of Caesar and mother of Octavian. She is the prototype for the Texas cheerleader murdering mom and pretty much will do anything to increase her power and position. Her shining moment came when she walked up to her son, smacked the future emperor in the face and screamed, "You fucked your sister, you little pervert!"
There's this hillbilly family down my block; and I've begun to leave chickens,
rebuilt carburetors and other tribute in their yard, since I am now qute certain
they are of noble lineage.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-19 09:45:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
HA! I don't need fun lust over a fictional character.
I have a very creative husband..... all the lust I need and anytime I want it.
You on the other hand can't seem to get anything satisfied physically unless you're watching "Rome" with your hands on your snatch. THAT is what's sad.
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hehe
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-19 09:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HA! I don't need fun lust over a fictional character.
I have a very creative husband..... all the lust I need and anytime I want it.
You on the other hand can't seem to get anything satisfied physically unless you're watching "Rome" with your hands on your snatch. THAT is what's sad.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-19 02:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:35:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a sad sorry excuse for a real woman
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Aw gee thanks, now I'm blushing after getting such a compliment. What crawled up your snatch & died? Or are you just too bitter to remeber what a bit of fun lust feels like?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-18 21:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a sad sorry excuse for a real woman.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-18 18:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ok it's confirmed, you're fat
Submitted by clit_commander (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Girls are stupid!
Your poor boyfriend. How immasculating....emasculating?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I may not be able to SEE that "moon" but I think I can smell it...all the way over here.
Two words for you..."Summer's Eve".
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you tend to write about sex anyways, so I don't see any problem - those other guys are ghey menz anyways, ignore them
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:16:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
not everything has to be a struggle for equity for chrissake, this is a shitty inconsequential post lined with bizarre feline mannerisms which gets a -2 no matter what
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What is so wrong with me expressing my appreciation for the guy's sexiness? Does his sex appeal offend you in some way? Does it make you feel less manly?
Maybe I meow because he makes me want to be a sex kitten.
You can't see me right now but I am mooning you.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:03:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
If a dude had written this same post, only about some tart like Tara Reid, this post would have a solid +2 rating.
I'll help counter the nastiness a little.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not everything has to be a struggle for equity for chrissake, this is a shitty inconsequential post lined with bizarre feline mannerisms which gets a -2 no matter what
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, if a dude used Tara Reid as his example, I would rip him ummercifully and then try and have him put out of his own misery.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If a dude had written this same post, only about some tart like Tara Reid, this post would have a solid +2 rating.
I'll help counter the nastiness a little.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the update.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-18 16:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"vague purring noises"
what the FUCK