Why Uber sucks at 5:30am on Saturday (Rated R) (937 hits)
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Submitted by Xcuses (View user info) at 2005-11-19 06:54:48 EST
First of all, there is no one to fuck with. All you bitches are passed out....err, sleeping. I am not someone who can sleep in so what the fuck, write a post about nothing. It's not like anyone's going to read it anyway.....they're sleeping!
So I was thinking, how fucked up would it be if the following scenario occured:
<true part>
A friend of mine has been talking and emailing a girl that works for his company. She works in a different State as him, and is even married (although I'm imaging not happily). So they start talking and one thing leads to another....pictures start being exchanged back and forth via test msg. Not your typical, look at my new car kind of picture, more like.......how do my boobs look in this picture? Appearently this girl needs some validation or something.
Next thing I know, my buddy decides to forward on some of the pics. It wasn't like I asked for them so I shouldn't feel creepy about this right? Yeah, whatever! First comes a boob shot, next one is her spreading her lips (not the pouty ones with lip stick). Then came something very strange. A picture of this girl giving her husband a blow job. Now I didn't know what to think of this picture. More for my friends sake than mine, I mean she sent him this, what do you think her message was..."Just think, this could be you!"?
Lastly, I get a forwarded text msg that she had sent my friend. It was one of those, I want you to bend me over, spank my ass, and fuck me hard, kind of texts. At first I didn't think anything about it, then it hit me. I looked back, FUCK. I had to delete this message as quickly as possible. Can you imagine someone taking my cell phone, looking at my messages and see's a message from my friend Mark (I want to ride you so bad, then have you lay me on my back and fuck me)
Um, David.........why do you have this weird gay message from your friend Mark?
'You don't understand, it was forwarded.................'
'Yeah, ok, whatever.....homo.....'
Needs more woman
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-23 20:39:23 EST (#)
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I'm tempted to post one of the pics but I know what would happen. The post would have a ton of hits....then invariably someone that knows her, will notify her....she'll sue me for so stupid reason (no permission or whatever)...then I go to jail, get bent over by a guy named badass (yep, they're in there).....and my ass will hurt for days and days.
You think I want to have a soar ass just for posting some pics, fuck that!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:42:37 EST (#)
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more Jen pics, please
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:56:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-19 08:10:27 (#)
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HEYYE
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:44:32 EST (#)
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wooooooo 5:30am posts
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-20 11:19:53 EST (#)
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I would have included the picture (I still have it) but I'm so fearful of getting myself in trouble. See the problem...
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:39:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-19 07:17:42 (#)
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Heh. I'm sure a million people will say this (that's right, a million), but you should have attached the pictures that girl sent.
Though this picture is pretty good too.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:04:51 EST (#)
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This is quite possibly the beast thing i have ever read in my entire life and thats quite a lot of years.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-19 08:34:32 EST (#)
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Hahaha.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-19 08:10:27 EST (#)
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HEYYE
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-19 08:01:54 EST (#)
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did that picture come from here? http://mb5.scout.com/ffloridastate19007frm23.showMessage?topicID=1874.topic
doesn't matter, because it reminded me of that.
i'm psyched now/
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-19 07:47:23 EST (#)
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was it Vulva that sent them to you?
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-11-19 07:35:11 EST (#)
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This made me laugh - despite my current state of mind.
+ 2 for you - you funny fucker.
NOW POST THE PICTURES..... 999 998 left....
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-19 07:17:42 EST (#)
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Heh. I'm sure a million people will say this (that's right, a million), but you should have attached the pictures that girl sent.
Though this picture is pretty good too.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-19 06:57:35 EST (#)
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Enjoy!!!