Ubercon Brisbane - Mid-con Reprot (1485 hits)
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Rating: 1.14 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2005-11-19 08:09:48 EST
19/11/05
Full stop after every sentence to give CXaprtianKir.
I'nm sorry. I prouded mylsef on being sober every podst after my first account distaTER. bU TTHIS TIME IN STHE CAOMPANYOF uBER POEPL i CANNOT ERSIET A drunk post. I'm not evenl ooking up at the streen.
OK
Saxon isn't a rapist. Atleast, not yet.
In the beginning, there was
This aafternoon it took me AAAAAAAAAAAAges to the get to the house, because of arrying the beer., Ihad walked through the park and everyrthin gggggggggges.
We watched stuff. OI now have to buy the Nick Cave and the Pixies DVD, becauyse now I haveto buy them because they KICK ASS. I have been buying 1 CD a week for the last year, which is why I have no money left despite me being meant to be putting 50% aside to pay for my HECS fees. And now cos I'm going up to the coast I have no money and I'm not working for three woeek s and I cannot earn any moeny so U have to buy this shit and I won';t pay this moeny.
U hat e dprime
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We ate and we drank
SaXON FARTED A COUPLE OF TIMES ME TOO
i HAD A PISS
Here's ajoke
the guy isa loking dor his wife who is giving brith, I he rigns up and accidentally gets connected to a spectator at the cricket. "How's it going???" he says.
"Its going grea5t!" says the guy. "We've got three out and wee expect to get the rezt out before lunchtime. The las5t one was a duck!"
HAhhsahahagahhahahahahhhaah
iM GPOING TP REGRET THI SIN THE MORNING.
sAXON'S DOG IS DUMB.
wHAT ELSE HAVE WE DONE?
i;D INCLUDE A PICTURE BUT I sucxk
Here is Roger Ramjet
YES
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
almost peanut butter, and Asterix rocks
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-12 07:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We apologise for this temporary interruption in normal ubering to bring you an important public service announcement: The previous reviewer was a douche.
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 20:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
revolutionary!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:( I want to play too.
*cries emo tears*
Submitted by junyer (user info) at 2005-12-15 08:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
thorpe wrote:
> The last time I was there I have vague recollections of slapping a large bearded chinese guy on the back.
Drink more absinthe next time.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No this Ubercon was an anomaly due to the lack of people plus the fact that it was at someone's house. Generally more drunken shenanigans are expected.
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i could go either way on the whole drunk post, being guilty of at least one myself.
But, lets face it, if you live in Australia but not in melbourne, you are missing out. I was bron up there in Brisvegas, but melbourne is where its at for living purposes.
Ah, who am i kidding. I can't be bothered with this my town vs your town bullshit.
Here's a question. Other than get drunk, what does one do at an uber-con? watch DVD's with relative strangers by the sounds of this post.
Submitted by supervixen (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
6 or 7. Fuck me. Settle down!
Cool bananas, I missed that post about Who's in. I was studying and shit, I dunno why
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what I've always said. We might organise a slightly bigger get-together in the city somewhere, mid next year, with dare I say six or seven people.
Submitted by supervixen (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I most certainly do. Why would I live anywhere else?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Supervixen you live in Brisbane?
Submitted by supervixen (user info) at 2005-12-15 07:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a Sydney Ubercon if you want more than three people to turn up.
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Well, if you'd invited me then you woulda had more than 3 people and a girl.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-15 06:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by junyer (user info) at 2005-12-15 02:26:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
The eschaton draws nigh.
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A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Pauly from the bar, and I look forward to more instances of being suitably shit-faced in your fine establishment.
The last time I was there I have vague recollections of slapping a large bearded chinese guy on the back.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-12-15 02:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why everyone is bagging you out, there is nothing more funny than a drunken idiot.
Skull that goon! Straight from the bag!!
Happy Hangover, Ubercon Brisbane. I'm glad I'm on the other side of the country.
Submitted by junyer (user info) at 2005-12-15 02:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The eschaton draws nigh.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-14 22:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:30:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, Pauly from down at the bar found my email through ubersite through google.
Good god...
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Oh, and now he has an account here on uber: junyer
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-09 22:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:35:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're old enough to drink?
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Coming from you, you pre-pubescent little fuck?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
18. Both of us.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're old enough to drink?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, Pauly from down at the bar found my email through ubersite through google.
Good god...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-25 22:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ban thorpe
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-25 21:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Farewell, morons. I'm going to a better place.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOHOO UNBANNED
THANKS BART
Submitted by Corkers (user info) at 2005-11-24 03:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAHAHHA
"Think of the wildlife"
Submitted by Corkers (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For the love of God, unban Thorpe.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-20 19:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would love to meet you both.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 pixies.
this post will screw up your rating thorpster.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't call circe whatever you do!!!!!
(i'd like to call circe)
CALL HER A BITCH!
How unfunny was that??
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
omg baking-lady = rad!!!
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You need a Sydney Ubercon if you want more than three people to turn up.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:19:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
WILL YOU GUYS CALL ME BCAUSE I'M BORED AND FEELING LEFT OUT
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WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:21:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
How good is a fucking ubercon if you get online and make a shit post halfway through?
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Shut up you correct piece of shit.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-19 18:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-19 15:00:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
sounds like you are having a good time.
had the big all-male gang-bang yet, or is danger ranger not coming?
ps: what the fuck?
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He didn't show up. There were only 3 people there.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-19 18:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-19 18:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-19 09:32:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
where's my books?
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I never receeived any books from you.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-19 18:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wankers.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-19 18:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're such a douche...
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-19 15:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you pissed that you didn't get to kick more ass in storytime #8?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-19 15:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Roger Ramjet he's our man
Hero of the nation
he pops pills
and gets loved up
and something something something
Roger Ramjet he's druggend up
blah blag blah
well, thats how I rememeber teh song going
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-19 15:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this sounds like every saturday night to me.
except I invite girls over, and they actully show up.
-rad
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-19 15:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sounds like you are having a good time.
had the big all-male gang-bang yet, or is danger ranger not coming?
ps: what the fuck?
Submitted by MightyForce (user info) at 2005-11-19 14:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-11-19 14:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:21:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
How good is a fucking ubercon if you get online and make a shit post halfway through?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-19 13:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post made me happy.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
How many uber people does it take to make it a "con"?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How good is a fucking ubercon if you get online and make a shit post halfway through?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We watched stuff.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WILL YOU GUYS CALL ME BCAUSE I'M BORED AND FEELING LEFT OUT
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"We watched stuff. OI now have to buy the Nick Cave and the Pixies DVD, becauyse now I haveto buy them because they KICK ASS"
He's right. Even when inebriated. They do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-19 09:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You Aussies are eother lousy drunks who can't hold their booze...or just really giant dumbasses.
Because this is shit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-19 09:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where's my books?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-19 09:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SaXON FARTED A COUPLE OF TIMES ME TOO
i HAD A PISS
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It's little nuggets like these which demonstrate the full artistic breadth of the Uber community.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-11-19 09:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a 2. I think this shit's funny, however not sure how the rest of the site will deal w/ it.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-19 08:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks ass.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-19 08:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god.
None inspiration... at all.
Tits.