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Sexy ThOughts on Becoming the Devil in Her. (802 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: -1 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by jeveux... (View user info) at 2005-11-19 09:57:01 EST


I feel thirsty, I feel dry. The dryness in my mouth distracts me and I cannot hold a thought. I stop typing and scratch a presumably infected pimple on my face, and the dryness of contact burns me. Most of all my throat is dry. I just did a burp and it burned me and then I did another and it burned me too. I feel so dry and I cannot drink water and I wonder why I have done this.

The answer, as always, is Alyssa. Why does everything always come back to her? I feel some sadness and then a swell of grandeur and love. The feeling overwhelms me and I cannot fight back tears. It is happiness at present that is more important than all that. I feel the endorphins rush to my brain every time I think the intoxicating thought that I'm finally over myself (not her; well, her as well, but less importantly.) It's so good to be so over something that you weren't over not so long ago.


Wow, quite a Transgression there. The main thing is to not become the devil in her. That was when I lost respect for her. That was when she was doing what I am doing now. That's the main point of what I wanted to tell you, diary.

Wow I felt a rush then. It almost blew me off my seat. Its lucky that I can typr withiyt lookimh ir no-one would understaf what I;m saying. \


And he other thing is remind me never to do this again. I say it every time but it never helps. Seriously, do I have a problem? Please answer me that.

Thzts really the end of it but I'm glad I wrote to you diary because talking to you is the only way I remember what exists. It's the only wy the nurse will talk to me: when they wheel me out of intensive care. Why would they put me here?


Part of me thinks that everyone SHOULD do this but then another part tells me that I wish I didn't put now it's too late and I should never habe started.


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Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

LOL GATY!!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-20 21:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 superted

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-20 21:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You can do better, Jeveux. Nothing personal.

Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-19 10:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was quite possibly the funniest resonse i have ever read.
i just realised thorpe did a post while intoxicated. Big night for Aussies.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-19 09:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Too dry.


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