What I did today. (765 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -0.83 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by beat"don't touch my face"junky (View user info) at 2005-11-19 16:11:18 EST
Today, ah today.
Today I, woke up and went to a well know chain of hypermarkets to buy some toiletries, stopped at a Mcdonald's drive through, ate a Mcdonald's quater pounder with cheese meal with a chocolate milkshake, got hit on by the girl who brought my Mcdonalds to my car, smoked a fair amount of a certain plant, bought more drugs from a man named 'Giblet', yes Giblet, watched surviving the game and ate two bolognese sandwiches.
Unluckily for you, I also bought a new mouse.
User Reviews
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-14 05:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 06:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fag
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya got me apollo, this experiment went horribly wrong...
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-20 12:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Couldn't care less if I tried.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-20 12:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oooh someone was logged in to the wrong alter weren't they?
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not paying you sonny.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just think of me as a PA.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CHR15, What the fuck?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If only they delivered missedthepoint.
Listen apollo88, I'm very flattered but I would destroy your asshole with my massive cock. It would just be messy.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-19 21:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your day will end with me killing you. The suprise will be how I do it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-19 21:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do you live in houston?
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-11-19 21:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck you....
now i have to go get off the lounge
get in the car
and go buy a quater pounder...
thanks asshole....
mmmmm burger
<drooles>
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-11-19 20:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for the optical mouse i am jealous of
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:29:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't retaliate you piece of shit. You -2'ed me, I rated you 0 thus not affecting you ratings. Stop crying. Do you want a tissue?
Irony at it's greatest.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You is stewpid.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't retaliate you piece of shit. You -2'ed me, I rated you 0 thus not affecting you ratings. Stop crying. Do you want a tissue?
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen man, you write bullshit and I rate it bullshit. That's how it works. I don't rate your posts based on how much I like you, or don't like you. It's not how it works.
You write something genuinely well-thought-out and then I will rate accordingly. Don't be an ass.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, try reading it again. Not dyslexic are you chewy?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:59:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
It is an optical mouse, very smooth. I also have a big penis.
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Aha! So you admit you are a big prick? I thought so. . .
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is an optical mouse, very smooth. I also have a big penis.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no content.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least it has some content.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, I know you are excited about the new house & all but this was kinda dull.
McVomits? on purpose?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50665
my day was better.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I want a new mouse, one that won't make me sick..."
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you have a small penis.