Nude Women Eating Sandwiches (3394 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.38 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JTC (View user info) at 2005-11-20 03:38:18 EST
It's said that you can find anything on the internet--goatse, tubgirl, a giant horse-woman with a penis ejaculating through a dog--one can find any of these in a hearbeat. I used to believe that anything was possible, that if I wanted it, somebody was hosting it. That if it existed, you could find it. That all changed when I heard about nude women eating sandwiches.
Go ahead, try and find it. Google can't find it. Booble can't even find it. Dogpile doesn't even know such a thing exists. Out of billions of indexed pages, none of them contain nude women eating sandwiches. The internet is supposed to fulfil my filthiest, most secret desires--and yeah, I can watch an ape eat his own shit and puke it back up--but I can't find a nude women eating a sandwich.
I know it exists. Even naked women have to eat some time, and what better way to do it than the sandwich? If I can find a woman eating her own shit, if I can find a woman who's really a man but looks hotter than most women, and if I can find a woman who only doesn't look like a cow because she isn't covered in leather ready to get fucked, then certainly I should be able to find a naked bitch, titties wobbling about, salivating over a delicious ham sammich.
This is a failure of the internet that I couldn't leave unaddressed. If allowed to continue on such a destructive path the internet will, within a few years, fail to yield even the most clothed twelve year olds. Thus, Ubersite, I ask you--implore you--to come through on this. If it truly isn't on the internet...well, ladies you know what to do. That's right. Talk to your attractive coworkers.
A cheap ploy to see your titties--or anyone's, as long as she is eating a sandwich? Perhaps. But a cry for help from a boy who has lost faith in the world's ability to provide what he needs? Most certainly.
Anyway, if you want to help out post any links to that shit you find. And if you *really* want to help out leave a note in the reviews and I'll hook you up with the email. And if anyone else out there likes naked chicks eating sandwiches...it would be good to know that I'm not alone!
User Reviews
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-26 01:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
hmmm
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was amusing, in a random kinda way.
Am I surprised that Uber was the only place you could find naked women eating a sandwich?
Hell no.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-21 04:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them and give them a sammich ,than they get on the street uh?
i think we just witnessed the birth of a new fetish,
and i for one welcome our new nekkid sammich eating overlords.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-20 21:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-20 15:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Beat ya.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:02:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78000
BOOM SHAKALAKA
this one's mine bitch.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What kind of fucking Fetish is THIS?
Sandw... fuck it.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-20 12:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"It's said that you can find anything on the internet... a giant horse-woman with a penis ejaculating through a dog..."
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You lied to me, liar.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-11-20 12:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Not quite eating. Probably invovled felching at some point. NSFW.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-20 05:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.wild-girls-tgp.com/thumbs/2557/3_c.jpg
The aftermath of eating a sandwich with too much mayonnaise. (NSFW)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-20 05:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
melvin did it
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Melvin...you. Are. A GOD!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78000
BOOM SHAKALAKA
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This exists on ubersite! I swear to God. I will be right back but I expect a +2 as bounty.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-11-20 03:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I too wish for a great picture of a gorgeous naked woman eating a ham and cheese sammich.