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My Sexual History (1394 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.61 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2005-11-20 04:07:25 EST


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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Homosexuals sound like crickets?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:17:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!

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Not enough males or amphibians for your liking?

Sorry, I don't "rotate" that way.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-21 01:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My Sexual History (666 hits)
Category: Romance

Rating: 0.91 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (View all ratings)
Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2005-11-20 04:07:25

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Do the hits make you horny, Zakalgay?


Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-21 01:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:08:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

maybe I should elaborate on that:

-2 DIE

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Very original, oh dark one.

Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear to god, I don't know why I'm laughing like this.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

maybe I should elaborate on that:

-2 DIE

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-20 15:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-11-20 12:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

you had sex with a cricket?


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I've had sex with a cricket, at the cricket, from a cricket, thinking about a cricket....

You name it, I've done it.

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-11-20 12:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you had sex with a cricket?

Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-11-20 11:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Ha - liked it.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-20 11:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-20 10:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-20 06:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like crickets, especially the Weta, that be one big ass insect.

Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-11-20 05:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

All of you need to visit the first rendition

http://www.ubersite.com/m/51193

Submitted by lowrysm (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i didn't mean to start a bandwagon but FUCK IT

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W


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