My Sexual History - The Shlongy Years (3407 hits)
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Submitted by AlterShlongy (View user info) at 2005-11-20 13:03:25 EST
This is just ANOTHER reason I don't post anymore.
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Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 22:24:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-21 16:35:37 EDT (#)
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If Shlongy gave it a minus 2 I give it a +2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-21 16:34:07 EDT (#)
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+2 in hopes that we can make peace with each other. Friends?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-09 10:10:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:45:23 (#)
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Well, you got a "hahahahahah" from some retard so I would imagine you're "partying it up" right about now, shitforbrains.
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Well I've just woken up from my alcohol induced blackout caused by the major drinking session that I indeed had to celebrate my joy. I was drinking shorts. You may call them 'pints.'
Now shush please, the headache returns.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:45:23 EST (#)
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Well, you got a "hahahahahah" from some retard so I would imagine you're "partying it up" right about now, shitforbrains.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:00:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:11:08 (#)
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I don't want or need your respect...I just want your laughs....and universal gratitude.
Oh, and maybe a few bucks for the track.
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Yeah you do shrimpy. Now shut up and get dressed in your Munchkin outfit. Daddy's coming home and he wants some entertainment."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-08 16:42:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:11:08 (#)
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I don't want or need your respect...I just want your laughs....and universal gratitude.
Oh, and maybe a few bucks for the track.
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Yeah you do shrimpy. Now shut up and get dressed in your Munchkin outfit. Daddy's coming home and he wants some entertainment.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 13:11:08 EST (#)
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I don't want or need your respect...I just want your laughs....and universal gratitude.
Oh, and maybe a few bucks for the track.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-08 09:46:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:09:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you know it was only someone that REMINDED you of me because if you ever crossed my path, you wouldn't be able to enjoy solid foods for probably two months.
Although you could still enjoy all that semen you love to ingest, you faggot cocksucker.
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You know Shlongy. You are an arsehole. And when you post shit, I will rate it accordingly, but whenever you ruin someone like this I get this feeling of *almost* respect for you.
That's *almost*
You poison dwarf.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:09:41 EST (#)
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Well, you know it was only someone that REMINDED you of me because if you ever crossed my path, you wouldn't be able to enjoy solid foods for probably two months.
Although you could still enjoy all that semen you love to ingest, you faggot cocksucker.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:57:45 EST (#)
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Your "history" only includes a huge pile of empty whiskey bottles and a long list of teary eyed children with sore orifices, you fucking pig.
On a side note, I beat the FUCK out of some LOSER the other day who reminded me of you. Felt good.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:58:11 EST (#)
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meh.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-30 13:39:49 EST (#)
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Yeah, I just recently started playing, my father-in-law gave me an old set of really sweet Pings, so my wife and I are trying to get good before I invest in my own set. We love golf, but currently we fucking blow at it.
And not the good kind of blow.
The bad kind.
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-11-30 12:05:34 EST (#)
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nice post, baldy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:34:31 EST (#)
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Farty - Apparently.
I may be down in West Palm for 48 hours over X-mas. Yes, I bring my clubs. No, I do not shoot 1 oh somethings.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-30 08:06:46 EST (#)
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Shit, if Jack Offs were that fucking cheap here in FL I'd never leave the house. Speaking of golf, I shot like a 1-oh-something at Tiburon at the Ritz in Naples, FL. My wife and I went there for our anniversary, but we really suck at golf...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:08:18 EST (#)
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Hey zitboy- how's that minimum wage paying gig working out for you?
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:23:04 EST (#)
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I'm canadian, we already had our thanksgiving shlongy.
we could have used your nose as a gravy dipper too
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-28 20:57:52 EST (#)
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Yeah, eh!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-11-26 15:36:51 EST (#)
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I can think of a few reasons you shouldn't post anymore.
I wish gas were that cheap.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-11-26 09:54:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-25 20:33:51 EST (#)
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pitiful
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-24 09:03:33 EST (#)
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Is THIS the year that CanucksFan gets to sit with the adults at Thanksgiving or does he still sit at the card table with the little kids?
My sources tell me that zitboy is STILL relegated to the little kids table.
Poor, poor zitboy.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-23 20:44:58 EST (#)
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its my alter
why is your nose so fucking big?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:09:12 EST (#)
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Who the fuck is "nate" and why did he visit my post?
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-11-23 03:07:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Carl (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:12:28 EST (#)
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Go on and masturbate cause them hoes wouldnt take ya even if they was 4 hoes for 10 dollas and theys were desperate for they drugs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:35:41 EST (#)
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Response like this is why I don't post anymore.
Where's WTH when you need your post heated up?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:27:10 EST (#)
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unless that is an old picture geniarse.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:04:28 EST (#)
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DAMN
I can't believe the gas is so cheap there
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've often thought about surgery just so I could take on the broads on the LPGA Tour. I can go pretty low from 6400 yards.
Then, after watching them and seeing what some of them look like (munch, munch), I realized that some of those chicks just HAVE to have dicks and now I wonder why I can't play with them.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:00:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:51:24 (#)
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I told you before...I'm a 8.2 (rounded to 9 thank you)but if I play the tips, I'm more like an 11 or 12 or worse.
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I wear shorts so I can shoot from the ladies' tees
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:45:51 EST (#)
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I see Junior McDickeater had to stop by with his usual insightful review.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-20 23:43:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:36:00 (#)
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Oops.
I may need to call in a plumber.
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hooooooomoo
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-20 23:05:23 EST (#)
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Ah...made me smile
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-20 21:42:18 EST (#)
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Aw Hell, I smiled.
Only because the thought of another man Jacking Off makes me smile: It wasn't the fact that Shlongster finally posted, nor was it the fact that it was actually humorous.
What?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-20 21:10:28 EST (#)
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'Jacking Off'
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:31:34 EST (#)
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Oops.
Might now need a painter, too.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:02:48 EST (#)
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on a sunday night?
even the shlong millions will be stretched.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:36:00 EST (#)
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Oops.
I may need to call in a plumber.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-20 15:01:39 EST (#)
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I believe it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:57:41 EST (#)
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Oops.
I think I may need a tub & tile specialist.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:30:16 EST (#)
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Nice one, dipshit.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:11:57 EST (#)
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i'm fairly certain i know what you're using for caulk
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:51:24 EST (#)
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I told you before...I'm a 8.2 (rounded to 9 thank you)but if I play the tips, I'm more like an 11 or 12 or worse.
This was just a tournament at the course I live on...white tees...a shade over 6100 yards.
I couldn't shoot 73 from 7100 yards, I'll tell you that much. Probably 90.
Hell, I made 4 birdies yesterday and missed at least 5 other birdie putts of less than 20-25 feet..
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:41:46 EST (#)
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73??
holy hell what do you play off?
my best ever is an 88.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:37:32 EST (#)
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I played 18 Thursday and 18 yesterday...shit on Thursday...73 yesterday.
I'm caulking the bathroom shower today. Oh what fun.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:09:18 EST (#)
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go OUTSIDE sparky.
I've already played 18 today and what have you been doing hmm?
ubersiting?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber wore me down. Be careful what you ask for. You get, well, this.