It's Time For T.M.I = ETS = ELECTRICTOOTHSYNDROME (3717 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-11-20 13:51:30 EST
Welcome to the third installment of T.M.I. Thank you to everyone who has sent me e-mails, suggestions and pictures. I am going to try to interview as many of you as I can. If you're still
Interested in being interviewed send me an e-mail patscheerlder.at.aol.com I'll throw your name in
the Tupperware container and contact you if you're chosen.
Thanks again.
Now, without further ado, I give you some of electrictoothsyndrome.
Previous Interviews:
Xcuses: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79333
Pentameter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79381
User Reviews
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 13:24:49 EST (#)
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ya know just cuz i noticed and i'm weird... you'd hafta go back a ways to get to old first generation growth. the natives used to burn out the forests where they settled because it made hunting easier. you'd hafta go there before they did.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll only put the head of it in....
if she's stupid enough to believe that just grudge fuck her. and how come i didn't see any guys that looked that good in indiana? fucking indiana.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deep. Who knew musicians could be so verbose?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-22 05:45:23 EST (#)
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ETS is brilliant- you couldn't make him up!
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-22 01:32:26 EST (#)
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Can we do acid AFTER the rape and murder spree? Then I'm for sure down fir somma dem shenanigans
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:00:18 EST (#)
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How 'bout we all get really drunk, get boob jobs, and go on a rape and murder spree?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:16:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:38:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
A) - Tigerlilly - great melons.
b) - ETS - I want to go on a raping spree with you some time
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:38:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
A) - Tigerlilly - great boobs.
b) - ETS - I want to drink you sometime.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:05:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:38:03 (#)
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A) - Tigerlilly - great questions.
b) - ETS - I want to go on a mass murdering spree with you some time
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-21 21:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And for some reason, ETS, I always forget that you're a cutie.
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:38:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
A) - Tigerlilly - great questions.
b) - ETS - I want to drink with you sometime.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No.
Less time would have helped it.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should have taken more time on mine :(
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"I might hold some people to a very high standard, because I know what they're capable of"
Me too.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:30:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:55:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
When Daniel Boone first came to Kentucky, where I grew up, he called it a paradise because of the abundance of wild game. I don't think I'd have had any trouble living in the woods back then. I still think I could do it, although it would be far more difficult now. I think you're seriously underestimating people if you think we couldn't adapt. We have done it throughout our evolutionary history. No reason to believe we couldn't do it now. I know I would survive. No doubt about that. I might not be comfortable, and I might at times be hungry, but I'd live.
I can fish.
I can hunt.
I can build a fire.
I can build shelter.
I could make clothing with a little bit of learning.
There isn't really a whole lot more to it.
Finding salt for preservation would be preferable.
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Anyone can do that with modern tools.
Can you make bullets, or even arrows? How about fish hooks? What are yoou going to do when you have no matches?
I am sorry but the skills you have now would in no way enable you to survive on your own in the wilderness.
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
But can you make a shoe smell?
Can you make a bull shot?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:39:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you grew up without those conveniences, I am sure you could live without them. But to compare playing in the woods with surviving in the wild is crazy. Do you know how few people in the world today can really do that?
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When Daniel Boone first came to Kentucky, where I grew up, he called it a paradise because of the abundance of wild game. I don't think I'd have had any trouble living in the woods back then. I still think I could do it, although it would be far more difficult now. I think you're seriously underestimating people if you think we couldn't adapt. We have done it throughout our evolutionary history. No reason to believe we couldn't do it now. I know I would survive. No doubt about that. I might not be comfortable, and I might at times be hungry, but I'd live.
I can fish.
I can hunt.
I can build a fire.
I can build shelter.
I could make clothing with a little bit of learning.
There isn't really a whole lot more to it.
Finding salt for preservation would be preferable.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:17:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I pretty much grew up in the woods and on a farm. My idea of fun as a kid was building clubhouses from raw materials and hunting squirrels.
I think I could survive - especially never having known these so-called 'conveniences' which, while making life easier in some ways, make it more difficult in others.
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If you grew up without those conveniences, I am sure you could live without them. But to compare playing in the woods with surviving in the wild is crazy. Do you know how few people in the world today can really do that?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A) - Tigerlilly - great questions.
b) - ETS - I want to drink with you sometime.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 15:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:55:55 (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:45:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, no offense, but COULD YOU BE ANY MORE BORING?
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Yes: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79381
This interview is like watching Vin Diesal getting anally raped by a yak whilst iraqi insurgents throw live penguins strapped with c4 at the camera compared to its hugely well recieved and mind-bendingly inane "I couldn't live without my GAP jeans" predecessor.
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I think this girl is being stupid in defengind her Uber fuckbuddy, but the imagery was hilarious.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once knew a bull so bad
he died and came back as brad
for one more show with the rodeo
and the steaks he never had.
Submitted by outofwit (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:55:55 (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:45:18 (#)
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Dude, no offense, but COULD YOU BE ANY MORE BORING?
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Yes: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79381
This interview is like watching Vin Diesal getting anally raped by a yak whilst iraqi insurgents throw live penguins strapped with c4 at the camera compared to its hugely well recieved and mind-bendingly inane "I couldn't live without my GAP jeans" predecessor.
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And how!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:17:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:03:12 (#)
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You want to live with the Indians before the white man came?
You do know they didn't have cars, or even horses? You would have to walk/run about 10-15 miles a day. When is the last time you did that? When is the last time you hunted anything? Sorry buddy bit you wouldn't last a day without modern conveniences.
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I pretty much grew up in the woods and on a farm. My idea of fun as a kid was building clubhouses from raw materials and hunting squirrels.
I think I could survive - especially never having known these so-called 'conveniences' which, while making life easier in some ways, make it more difficult in others.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You want to live with the Indians before the white man came?
You do know they didn't have cars, or even horses? You would have to walk/run about 10-15 miles a day. When is the last time you did that? When is the last time you hunted anything? Sorry buddy but you wouldn't last a day without modern conveniences.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You want to live with the Indians before the white man came?
You do know they didn't have cars, or even horses? You would have to walk/run about 10-15 miles a day. When is the last time you did that? When is the last time you hunted anything? Sorry buddy bit you wouldn't last a day without modern conveniences.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He is easy on the eyes. And nice to boot.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This series is a pretty ambitious enterprise, Tiger. I look forward to reading them all.
I'm quite fond of ETS's posts & comments as well; I enjoyed this interview. Plus, he's got good taste in music and is so easy on the eyes.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:37:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
She's got the best ass on Uber.
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I want proof
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I, too, have had the visiting Bart/flaming Chicago dream, but in mine Bart and I are usually having ghey secks.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:02:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop sugar-titting each other people.
Thank you.
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Give it up, Caul. It's never going to happen.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awww
so cute!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop sugar-titting each other people.
Thank you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:37:20 EST (#)
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She's got the best ass on Uber.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:29:16 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:47:55 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:02:46 (#)
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I'm looking forward to reading Loren's answers.
I'm looking forward to seeing an updated picture of Loren's ass.
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Well then, you'll be pleased. I just finished Loren's interview and the picture she
provided me was an ass shot.
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Liar
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SEE? I'm easy to please.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:29:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:47:55 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:02:46 (#)
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I'm looking forward to reading Loren's answers.
I'm looking forward to seeing an updated picture of Loren's ass.
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Well then, you'll be pleased. I just finished Loren's interview and the picture she
provided me was an ass shot.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:02:46 (#)
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I'm looking forward to reading Loren's answers.
I'm looking forward to seeing an updated picture of Loren's ass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Visited by a spirit, huh? I remember when I was 4, my brother and I were certain we were ninjas...doesn't mean we were.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! You used one of my questions!
I think my masturbatory fantasy du jour shall be "TigerLilly, ETS and Jeanneee: The Threesome."
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought he lived in Evansville.
So much for your auto Hoosier +2's now.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:38:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well. I found out his name is Brad. Then I dozed off. Then I had a donut and I read honeysuckle or something.
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Yeah.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
box of frogs, genius..What's the difference?
It's nice to see him answer the questions honestly and thoughtfully, knowing that the shitstorm to follow was pretty much inevitable. Some people here would tipotoe a little more to avoid the anonymous internet criticism. I like ETS. Though in that photo he looks a little like Unabomber Lite.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:11:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can never work out if ETS is an unstable genius or just mad as a box of frogs
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just love fucking with our poor little Bradley, it's too much fun
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:19:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the most interesting thing about these interviews is how ready people are to make judgments on the person being interviewed. It's about looking at a person from a different point of view and learning new things about them, not casting stones.
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<enter sarcasm>Yes, but god forbid you have different views and your vices are different then other peoples. That makes you a very boring person, doncha know? </end sarcasm>
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious. Although, I'm not sure it was meant to be.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:25:27 (#)
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"Where did your uber screen name come from"
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There have been whole posts dedicated to that question before. I've answered it on several occasions in the past, but I'll do it again...
My name is a reference to the way your teeth feel when you're on acid.
I'd tripped once down on the banks of the Ohio river with a couple friends, and I remembered thinking there were demons in the woods around us with electric teeth, groveling and waiting to consume me.
Even wrote a song about the experience: http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/ets.mp3
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS is a cool guy, but it's fun to get his cork out once in a while.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:19:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the most interesting thing about these interviews is how ready people are to make judgments on the person being interviewed. It's about looking at a person from a different point of view and learning new things about them, not casting stones.
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Nah. Most people are way too cool for that.
It's like how people will look around at the end of an atypical performance to see if their applause is warranted. I think it's pretty amusing really.
It tells me more about them than they are probably finding out about me.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow ETS I never realised what a Space Cadet you are.
"the only defining boudaries are the ones we set ourselves" Deep very deep, and also quite buddist too.
Also Tiger I thoughtof a great question for each of the people you've doen so far I don't know if you thought of it but if you did you should have asked.
"Where did your uber screen name come from" I'd be intrested to know.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Long...but a good read.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the most interesting thing about these interviews is how ready people are to make judgments on the person being interviewed. It's about looking at a person from a different point of view and learning new things about them, not casting stones.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:14:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:21:20 (#)
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Habeeb = Mensa Genius
Electro = Method
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Not true Michael, it's more like:
Method=Habeeb=Electro=Thorpe
HA, Thorpe is probably reading this and IS REALIZING THAT HE ISN'T REAL LIKE KURT RUSSELL AT THE END OF VANILLA SKY!!11!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:02:46 EST (#)
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I'm looking forward to reading Loren's answers.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:08:40 (#)
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Sometimes I wonder how many people on here that I think are real are in fact alters - the Filthy/ETS thing I was ready to believe. I think Habeeb would have to have a proper sensible alter that I consider a real person, or maybe Habeeb would be considered the alter, because there is no way someone could spend so much time on here without wanting to sometimes respond seriously.
There is a good chance that someone I'm sure is real actually isn't.
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Habeeb = Mensa Genius
Electro = Method
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I wonder how many people on here that I think are real are in fact alters - the Filthy/ETS thing I was ready to believe. I think Habeeb would have to have a proper sensible alter that I consider a real person, or maybe Habeeb would be considered the alter, because there is no way someone could spend so much time on here without wanting to sometimes respond seriously.
There is a good chance that someone I'm sure is real actually isn't.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-21 07:54:47 EST (#)
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TMI- I like it, keep it up. It's nice to know that some people on here AREN'T Method's alters.
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:29:26 (#)
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Jesus you're odd Method.
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I have been saying this more, and more often lately
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-21 07:28:35 EST (#)
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I want to be an indian! Woe us white man!
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-21 05:24:38 EST (#)
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SO heres a guy who actually thinks before talking , that's nice to see.I love the concept.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-21 05:11:37 EST (#)
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Yawn.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-21 03:48:32 EST (#)
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Hey! I thought I, Michael Jackson, would be bumped up the list and not placed in tuperware with other rednecks!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 00:38:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-20 19:15:53 (#)
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I too would have loved to live as a native american.
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Until the lack of toilet paper made you see the error of your ways.
Anyway. I liked this interview. At least ETS tried to make his answers insightful.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-20 22:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:27:44 (#)
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TL honey you need to ask the IMPORTANT questions like:
HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS AND CAN I BORROW IT?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-11-20 22:03:42 EST (#)
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Funny, I thought ETS was more interesting than the others.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-20 21:26:59 EST (#)
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Maybe so...nevermind, then.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-20 21:23:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:52:05 (#)
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this guy is FUCKED UP
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-20 21:19:18 EST (#)
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This is the most interesting interview I've ever read.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-20 21:09:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:45:13 (#)
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Though I do think that "why did you choose _____ as your username" should be a question.
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Haven't there been a ton of posts on that question alone though?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:45:13 EST (#)
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Though I do think that "why did you choose _____ as your username" should be a question.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:33:28 EST (#)
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It's interesting, the feedback that's received when a legitimate interview doesn't fall in line with the Typically Expected Ubersite Shabazz.
Maybe you should consider doing "TMI" and "TMI: OMG!~$ REALZZ!!," the former being for actual interviews and the latter for people to fuck around and mention lemonparty and how thick their cocks are.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:27:44 EST (#)
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TL honey you need to ask the IMPORTANT questions like:
HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS AND CAN I BORROW IT?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:23:44 EST (#)
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The fact that this one wasn't very good was less about the questions and more about the answers.
Fuckin hippy.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-20 20:13:07 EST (#)
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I can't think of anything to say here.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 19:22:47 EST (#)
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You READ that?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-20 19:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa. Let me summarise this one:
TL: So, what do you think about stuff?
ETS: WELL the spirits are all joined together I AM very aware of that BIG BLOCK OF
TEXT big block of text BIG BLOCK OF TEXT so when i was a child i used to crouch behind
my grandmother's juniper bushes and push acorns INTO MY ANUS my record was three so
there's a little bit about myself and what do i think of politics and religion and cults
and pop culture and the media and consumerism and goatse and divinity and the church
and jesus and petrochemicals and the environment well thats quite simple BIG BLOCK OF TEXT
BIG BLOCK OF TEXT BIG BLOCK OF TEXT BIG BLOCK OF TEXT BIG BLOCK OF TEXT BIG BLOCK OF TEXT
BIG BLOCK OF TEXT yeh and in summary LSD helped me to realise that there is no such thing
as LSD which is confusing because it means all those times i shat on my mother's bed were
the result of something other than tripping... etc
But it was an interesting enough read.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-20 19:15:53 EST (#)
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I too would have loved to live as a native american.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:34:29 EST (#)
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loren1's interview is going to pull them all the crazies out of the woodwork.
yay.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:33:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:58:31 (#)
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I picked a bad week to give up cocaine.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue.
ETS's answers were a bit trippy, but (no offense dude), what did you guys expect? In a way, I envy that spaced-out whack-job. ;)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS- an increasingly interesting person.
Keep them coming, Tiger.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 I like ETS.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Decent, but ETS's answer for the time machine (in the past) question reeks of incestual Kentucky backwoods redneckism. But considering the part of the country he is from, I'll cut him some slack.
Perhaps being raised in a town full of one way streets clouds his judgement: EVERYONE SHOULD GO TO THE OLD WEST for god's sake...Or perhaps medieval times. Going to the 60's-early 70's and stashing a few mint muscle cars into a cave would be OK as well.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-20 18:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm, intruiging <eyebrow raise>
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:45:19 EST (#)
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What's boring about learning more about another person?
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the few users on here I respect
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm +2ing these because the concept rocks.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-20 17:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit. Pressure.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-20 16:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Somehow I feel better about myself right now
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I picked a bad week to give up cocaine.
Could these answers be ANY FUCKING LONGER?
I gave up afetr the first question.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:45:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, no offense, but COULD YOU BE ANY MORE BORING?
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Yes: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79381
This interview is like watching Vin Diesal getting anally raped by a yak whilst iraqi insurgents throw live penguins strapped with c4 at the camera compared to its hugely well recieved and mind-bendingly inane "I couldn't live without my GAP jeans" predecessor.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, no offense, but COULD YOU BE ANY MORE BORING?
I'll tell you: NO! No, you could not. Seriously, welcome to Boringsville. Population: You!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well. I found out his name is Brad. Then I dozed off. Then I had a donut and I read honeysuckle or something.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus you're odd Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn girl you just a world beauty. Just looked at you
picture and I just felt like holding you in my arms
and kissing you all over, from your head, down to the
chics, lips, neck, back, your lovely chest and boobs,
down to your navel, down to .... you know where, then
you butt, thighs, legs and then finally I guess we
would make tantalizing love together
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm weiner
I MEAN
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method...suck a wiener.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M FUCKING NORMAL YOU BITCH
I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:58:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
this guy is FUCKED UP
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Riiiight cause you people are all so 'normal'.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One of the five adjectives is 'reasonable'
Hahahahahahahahahahahah.
Lest we forget: "YOU USE TOO MUCH SHAMPOO! IT'S A WASTE! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO WASH!"
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wouldn't want to be the one stuck with reading his resume
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-20 14:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn... i've written essays for Uni that were shorter than some of those replies.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
this guy is FUCKED UP
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
almost exactly as I imagined his wordy, yet devoid of meaning, response to be.
what is your idea of hell?
a place devoid of love.
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Oh man, really.
Birds fall for this as well.
If ever there was an argument FOR Bush and his type it is this guy.
Now't personal like.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-20 13:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this guy is FUCKED UP