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Rating: -1.59 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by vagrantuallyvagabondafied <nahnoneofit.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-21 09:15:17 EST


i just totally remember something:

when i was in eigth grade me and this kid mike used
to sit in the back of math class and fuck off.
somehow we got bored enough that we actually decided
it would be fun to PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE FACE,
taking turns, seeing who would wimp out first....

i dunno i just find it hillarious now that back then
we were that hellbent on not paying attention.
...thats all


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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Here's how you do a quality first post, fucknuts

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79661

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

so, you whine about not getting 'constructive criticism' on this piece of shit?

Why don't YOU go whine on irc, mmkay sport?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Please end your pain.
And ours.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No. Bad poster, bad. No treat for you.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Let me get this straight. You're not. Then you fucked off eachothers' faces with a steak knife and rode naked all the way to Singapore on a magic dildo sandwich where you learned mathematics.

Is that what I got from this story?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Perhaps you should have been paying more attention in English class, ya goddamn idiot.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll play this game with you. I get to go first. And I'm going to use my car to punch you.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

huh huh huh huh
*SMACK*
AAAAAAH! cut it out, asswipe! heh heh heh m heh heh
huh huh huh, shut up Beavis, that was cool huh huh huh

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

They said the same thing about vagrantuallyvagabondafied; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets Famous

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I somehow wish you had of never wimped out......


And your friend could have punched you until you died.....


Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I guess you had to be there.

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-11-21 10:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just saw the best commercial for FedEx....pirates rule! AARRRGH!

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Let me guess, this happened on Friday?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I am in that dead tired frame of mind where I have to mouth the words as I read, so the sudden capitalisation of "PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE FACE" kinda worked.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

YIELD TO THE POWER OF THE -2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I remember this one time in eighth grade, the biggest asshole in the school brought a tazer to school. He hit me with 50,000 volts right in the auditory nerve just below/behind the ear during a history test, when I refused to help him cheat.

It sucked.

You suck worse. -2, die.


Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i just totally remember something:

when i was in eigth grade me and this kid mike used
to sit in the back of math class and makeout.
somehow we got bored enough that we actually decided
it would be fun to FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE,
taking turns, seeing who would gag first....

i dunno i just find it hillarious now that back then
we were that hellbent on not paying attention.
...I'm gay.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

He obviously didn't hit you hard enough.


I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No
leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact,
no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud