Frog Narrowly Escapes Darwinism (964 hits)
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Submitted by Sinna (View user info) at 2005-11-21 12:33:48 EST
I always thought Darwin was right.
I also thought the French bypassed this by keeping their head down and shitting a brick every time something potentially eventful came around.
One lone woman has proven me wrong on both counts.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4456076.stm
There is no way on God's green Earth that this stupid bint can still be stealing our air if Darwin was right.
If she has anything to do with man's next evolutionary step, then I don't want anything to do with it. I'm officially declaring mankind bollocksed and starting my own species in cave somewhere (involving much bestiality until I get the right balance, then a bit more just for kicks).
It also makes me think that you can get away with murder in Australia.
Only the French man, only the French.
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:14:50 EDT (#)
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Based on what?
Ah, poor buby. Did I give a negative rating to one of your shit-stack posts?
Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:41:47 EDT (#)
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Tell me, you're a soccer mom, who gets plugged by her overweight husband once a month?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-10 08:40:38 EST (#)
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i've seen A LOT better
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-08 17:00:00 EST (#)
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The goddamned French
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-11-22 03:03:20 EST (#)
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yep only the french...
or maybe a pissed autralian?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:39:44 EST (#)
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Wow...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:47:25 EST (#)
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Humanity: Falling Short of Cosmic Expectations Since 1939.
Submitted by brohman20012000 (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:40:21 EST (#)
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I can understand the typical jokes against Americans. Shit, I've been in the military & there are reasons they put; "Do not drink the cleaning solution!" On the cleaning solution. However, even though we have some dumb fuckers in this country (see the midwest) not to mention 3/4 of them are on a medication of some sort (see Fat Tony's breast cancer pills), I have never heard of an American being quite that stupid.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:10:25 EST (#)
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Everyone should have waited until the plane's landing descent, and then booted the bitch out at 200 hundred feet.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:57:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:44:16 (#)
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I was just reading this. Apparently she was drugged up to the eyeballs and, lets face it, who hasn't chased their boss down a busy street weilding a Black'n'Decker cordless drill when our chemical helpers usurped our bodily control.
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My boss is back from holiday tomorrow, I'll bare that in mind.
If I get the bitch in time I wont have to worry about my quarterly (for fuck sake) review either.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:53:46 EST (#)
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I was fully expecting a picture of a mutated amphibian. This was funnier. HAR HAR FROG!
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:51:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:44:37 (#)
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cute.
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Cheers love, not bad yourself. :)
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:44:37 EST (#)
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cute.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:44:16 EST (#)
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I was just reading this. Apparently she was drugged up to the eyeballs and, lets face it, who hasn't chased their boss down a busy street weilding a Black'n'Decker cordless drill when our chemical helpers usurped our bodily control.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:42:06 EST (#)
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Heh
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:37:06 EST (#)
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ahahaha
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-21 12:35:52 EST (#)
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"Bullocksed?" You feriners and yer crazy words.