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A Crackhead, a Jew and an American Soldier. (826 hits)

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Rating: -1.5 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by herbman (View user info) at 2005-11-21 13:38:11 EST


A crackhead a Jew and an American soldier are walking down the street, when suddenly a bus hits them. They appear in heaven in front of Saint Peter (a Jew in heaven? wtf?). But the crackhead, being so smart because drugs are great, suggests that if they are allowed to return to earth, they will never again commit the sin of desire. He promises that they will never again touch those things that they most desire in the world. Saint Peter agrees and lets them go back, on the condition that if they try to break their vow, they will be sent straight to hell. So there they stand, right where they just died. Suddenly the crackhead spots a little rock of crack on the pavement. As he rushes over to pick it up, POOF! He disappears and is sent to Hell. The US soldier and the Jew keep walking a bit, and then a coin rolls across their path. The Jew is ecstatic and bends over to grab it. Just as he is bending over, POOF! The soldier disappears.

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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Ha Ha. That made me laugh.<insert my retarded laugh here>

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:40:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

-2nami

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-24 22:55:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

Soldiers, historically, have fucked the Jews for a long time now.

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what about jewish soldiers?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-21 21:30:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

If it had been a French soldier instead of an American, you would not be giving -2s. 0s, at most. And I'm not anti-american. If you can't laugh at yourself, you can't laugh at anybody.

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I have no problem laughing at you.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-24 23:35:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

Where did you learn that one? Did they finally start up a Redneck pre-school?

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dont push him on us.


hes a bleeding heart liberal democrat hippy druggie

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

havent you heard?


this guy is an 'herbologist'

he hasnt poked any smot in at least TWO WHOLE MONTHS!!!!!!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

too much herb man

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-24 23:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Where did you learn that one? Did they finally start up a Redneck pre-school?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-24 22:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Soldiers, historically, have fucked the Jews for a long time now.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-11-24 22:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How about this one. Herbman sucks at humour. Ha, ha , ha.

Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-21 21:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If it had been a French soldier instead of an American, you would not be giving -2s. 0s, at most. And I'm not anti-american. If you can't laugh at yourself, you can't laugh at anybody.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-21 15:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

herbman, jokes don't become you

Try suicide

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-21 15:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't get it

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-21 15:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

My granddad told me this joke when I was a little girl. Except instead of a crackhead, a Jew and a soldier, it was an Irishman, a Polack and a priest.

Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2005-11-21 15:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

anti-American, jealous piece of crap.


GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A baby seal walks into a club...

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2DIE.

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

bucket of lame

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-21 14:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Har har?

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Soldiers like buttsecks with Jews?

That is FUNNY

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've had funnier cramps.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dumb

Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:44:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

pretty lame for a soon-to-be 20 year old from PA....

December 8; am I right?

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What the hell are you talking about?

Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

But hell, I laughed.

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

pretty lame for a soon-to-be 20 year old from PA....

December 8; am I right?

Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wasnt really expecting anybody to find it funny, really.

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2nami

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Aha.....ahahahahahaha....ahahahahahaha...ahahaha...aha....ahaha.....ha.......aha......ha.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-21 13:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off.


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I'm Homer Simpson.

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