Observations of a White Boy (817 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.08 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (View user info) at 2005-11-21 16:12:38 EST
This may or may not be funny to all of you, but I find it hilarious, I got the idea after reading almost every single entry at http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/ . Here goes:
Adjectives I would use to describe the rear ends of four female African-American coworkers:
big*
silly*
huge*
impossible*
ginormous*
inconceiveable*
ridiculous*
improbable*
menacing*
far-reaching*
unhealthy*
mysterious*
amusing*
rotund*
baffling*
perilous*
unfortunate*
massive*
whimsical*
protruding*
mind-bending*
disproportionate*
endless*
overwhelming*
unholy*
tragic*
imperious*
ghastly*
*adjectives you do not use to describe said objects in presence of owner(s)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-22 09:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If "ginormous" is a real word, then I blame myself for that one. I've been saying that since grade school.
Don't ask me why... probably used it too describe my ass.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How did you know! *Dang it* - What was the giveaway? No - it was the JC Penney bra catalogue that I got my jollies from.
(Thanks Grandma!!)
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:18:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
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you used to whack off to National Geographic didn't you?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:48:23 EST (#)
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But what about the badunkadunk butt?
- Spoonie Luv
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that's where I found the link - not sure - everything all blends in after a while...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
someone should submit that site to B@W.
Not me. I'm too lazy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
redonkulous*
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
unhealthy*
sir mix a lot would call it a HEALTHY butt.... then again he's not a white boy.
cheers, here's to teh badonkadonk!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Trudat.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good lists.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:26:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:19:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Man oh man...when youre right, you are right.
I work with a girl - seemingly normal sized - until she stands up and it's a "whole bunch of junk - like refrigerators and dinette sets - in the trunk".
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"whole bunch of junk - like refrigerators and dinette sets - in the trunk".
HAHAHAHAHA - that made my ribs hurt (probably a combination of the joke and me smoking a plethora of all things legal/illegal this weekend (minus cock/pole/any synonym you can put in there to reference me as a homosexual - just stop while you're ahead)), and I hope the negroes in my office find this someday (hopefully when I'm no longer working here).
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahaha, perilous ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man oh man...when youre right, you are right.
I work with a girl - seemingly normal sized - until she stands up and it's a "whole bunch of junk - like refrigerators and dinette sets - in the trunk".
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-21 16:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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