"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die..." (1047 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -0.5 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <freshspinach.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-21 17:54:18 EST
If you get a chance this holiday weekend, go see "Walk the Line".
You'll be the better for it, to be reminded of the time when country music was about whiskey drinking and butt kicking.....
Johnny was a bad mutha fucka.
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even if you don't like country music, you will like that movie.
His music wasn't strictly country...
I saw the movie. It's excellent.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 only for the title. Best line ever sung.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-21 21:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Walk the Line was a good movie, but it did a shit job of portraying the life of Johnny Cash. It could have been about any country singer who hit it big, developed a drug problem, kicked it, and got married. Ho-fucking-hum. This is JOHNNY CASH, people! He's supposed to be cool, but after watching an hour of him chasing June Carter around (with another hour of the same to go), all I could think was that Cash was a wuss.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-21 20:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
True enough.
Give hi...I mean give her my breast.
I mean tits.
I mean nipples.
Shit.
I mean give her my best.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 20:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A compliment's a compliment, Chief.
And please, don't give Mrs. Shlongy any ideas here.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-21 20:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for that backhanded complement, Thongy.
So you and nitty are going to check out the movie? Make sure you hit a theater that has those new loveseats so you can cuddle.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
On a side note, I enjoyed Oragsmadork's take on "Ring of Fire".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We're going to see it this week...but I sure didn't need this piece of shit effort of a post to remind me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more review. Needs more anything.
This post is a funny thing
For it makes my browneye sing,
Content-free and oh so mild:
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I clicked on this
Post that sucks my donger,
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And my rage grew stronger,
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A post like this is lame
When words it don't contain,
I fell for it like a child
Ohhhh, but my rage grew wild.
I clicked on this
Post that sucks my donger,
I read on, on, on
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CHORUS x 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now with 50% more meh.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-21 18:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs A LOT more penis.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-21 17:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seen this before. Only with funnier text.