You Expect Me To Just Close My Eyes!?! (721 hits)
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Submitted by Drop It Like It's Disgusting<likeafallingbomb.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-21 22:34:58 EST
I have one day that I'll never forget. During my 7th grade summer vacation when I was 12 years old, I've forever referred to that summer as the best time of my life. Now that I'm out of my teens, in the workforce and paying bills is when I sit back and realize how great I had it.
Just like any other day that summer, my friend Joe stopped over at about 10am. This was ritual, he would stop over and we would walk to the local playground to receive free lunches. This playground was in a sense the "local hangout" in the early mornings when we all had nothing to do, which was always. As we were walking outside of my house, we found a joint lying on the ground. It no doubt came from the other tenants in my apartment (2 story apartment house), who were too partied out to realize they could drop something in a house where a 12 and 3 year old lived but hey, it was New York.
My friend Joe picked it up, and for some reason we forgot about this little prized possession. This was the first time we had possessed this drug that was seemingly new to us, so we did what most city boys would do; we smoked it. We went to a place in my neighborhood called "The rez", basically a secluded open water, where the stories of previous times surrounded it. There was supposedly a broken-down train that ran off its tracks, and a car in which Italian mafia members drove up there and killed themselves in. We smoked the joint, and for awhile just looked around, looked at each other, looked at everything.
We found ourselves unable to ride our bikes back. When we got onto the main street, we went back to my other friend Pat's house, where we bounced on a trampoline, indulged in our nothingness. About an hour later these girls (who we were practically in love with, at the time) showed up. We decided to raid Pat's dads' beer stash, and grabbed out 5 beers from a six-pack. We got drunk for the first time today too, and we were with girls. For what seemed like hours, our friend Joe had been "gone to the bathroom". We all walked out to the front of the house, where we seen Joe on the ground in handcuffs.
Apparently in his drunken stupor, he went into the house next door and got in bed with the grandmother of the house. This lady had to be 90... she was disgusting looking. None the less, our 12 year old buddy had been arrested. It was getting late, so we all went to Liz's house. After a game of spin-the-bottle and truth or dare, me and Pat got to see our first naked women. And I know this sounds retarded and gay but - after that we had to go home.
Thinking back on this day when almost nothing seemingly happened, turned into me having my first experience with drugs, alcohol, the cops, and women. What a fucking rookie I was.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-22 18:29:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-22 02:49:24 (#)
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Well, this would have been interesting had you not given us the abridged version.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-22 09:25:51 EST (#)
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Continue leaving retaliatory ratings and see how long you last.
Instead of acting like a 4th grader, try posting something that doesn't put people to sleep.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:44:16 EST (#)
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Nah
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-22 05:56:08 EST (#)
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cool story man.
Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-11-22 05:55:00 EST (#)
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You know man thats how most peoples' 1st experiences are.... but any way you look at it, almost everybody remembers them. For some reason alcohols first entrance to our lives gets our attention just fine >.>
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-22 03:11:12 EST (#)
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I dig stories like this. It beats my first experience with alchohol. My friend and I filled up a bottle with all different types of booze from my dad's booze cabinet. Then we walked down the road to some empty land a little way from my house, drank it, and passed out for about 4 hours. That was it.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-22 02:49:24 EST (#)
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Well, this would have been interesting had you not given us the abridged version.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-22 02:24:22 EST (#)
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hell yea
Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:40:51 EST (#)
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Haha I can tell Phallic, they should also be ashamed because they have to hide who they really are/were and "retry" just because people may not like them.
Alters are for pussies.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:29:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by kolenabobena (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:04:34 (#)
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You two were only twelve/thirteen? And already experimenting with drugs and sex?
That's just disgusting. It's so disturbing.
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This is one of the most uninspiring, unoriginal alters to ever pester this site. If the original user behind this alter has a user number of under 20,000 they should be fucking ashamed.
Submitted by kolenabobena (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:04:34 EST (#)
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You two were only twelve/thirteen? And already experimenting with drugs and sex?
That's just disgusting. It's so disturbing.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:34:05 EST (#)
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watch carefully as I drunkenly skate by your post without reading it and drop you a +2.
Happy Christmas and shit.
Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2005-11-21 23:30:59 EST (#)
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This was seemingly ok.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:47:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:46:57 EST (#)
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A decent post with a ghey title.