Ubersite Changes Auto Comment (970 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.31 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by boomslang (View user info) at 2005-11-22 08:10:34 EST
Many of you probably have seen the ads. Yes, Bart is selling out. Ubersite had started as an "an experiment to see if a website can generate and maintain itself after an initial code installation."
Now it has become an experiment to see how fast it can descend into teh suck. It has gone the way of MTV, Cherry Coke, and yes, the MP3 file.
The next change to be implemented will be a change to the "rate this item" function. See below
User Reviews
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sometimes
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-07-21 19:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This has been done soo many times.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-07-21 19:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaha
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-20 12:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for mentioning pudding.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:30:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:28:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
"someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit"
anyone? movie?
Coming to America
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good job
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to give this a 2 anyway, but it deserved it.
:)
Submitted by dorga (user info) at 2005-11-23 19:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*Yawn*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-23 19:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that last on saved so many of my bill cosby posts from negative ratings.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-11-23 18:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Like I give a fuck about the ads.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-23 03:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i never even saw the ads...
i have squidGuard running at work
and i use firefox everywhere(which seems to block google ads anyway)
besides there is an otion to turn off the ads.
Why shouldn't Bart make a buck or two from the hordes
who end up here from B@W everyday?
I think he has done a great job of intergrating some revenue
collecting whilst still trying not to piss of the REAL users of Über.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-23 03:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm....am I the only one who isn't bothered by the ads?
Yes?
Ok then. Carry on.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-23 02:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:39:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ranking: 0
"You're right, nahnoneofit... But even though it's just a website, it's still a very good one. Where else can any loser sign up and have the potential for thousands of people to see his work withen days?"
exactly, but its discouraging to even try to take criticism constructively because the handful of uber nazis gumming up the site with their inside jokes and bashing people because they happen to not like their post. why dont you morons just use irc or something. why make your inside joke public? does it make you feel important to know youve got internet prowess or something?
i mean its one thing to say "hey, i didnt enjoy that, you should try making it more coherent"
but its totally another thing to be like "you suck, dont post here or we'll do our best to strip you of dignity, for the sake of our ability to pat one another on the back"
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Being one of the UberNazis of what you speak of, and one of the FEW that has the patience to explain things to n00bs like you, I'll field this one.
Do you know how many THOUSANDS of idiots show up on this site? Aside from Method and his hijinx, we pretty much get one new loser a day. AND, plenty of alters that show up to cause trouble.
You've actually been here for a while, so you should know better that to post whiny crap like this.
You want constructive criticism? Here's some: LEARN NOT TO SUCK.
There have been plenty of people who I have encouraged to write, and there have been _plenty_ of people that I have flamed into oblivion.
Because you get permanently labeled as a whiner and auto -2ed for life, why don't you post some interesting that people will want to read? Heck, I've even +2 one of your posts already.
Here is your mantra: READ LEARN EVOLVE
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thats what im sayin dude, thanks, and i will
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh, that was pretty funny.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the public service announcement, boomer!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:22:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not seeing any ads, just this weird double line at the bottom of every post, about the reviews. is that what people are complaining about?
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Firefox Adblock?
Oh, and nahnonnonnenofatetotutit, it TECHNICALLY isn't even 1s and 0s, but that just shows that you aren't half as smart as you think you are. See, hard drives are magnetic devices and they are actually simply positively and negatively charged "bits" of a metallic platter. But go ahead and try to talk all smarty-like. I'm sure you fooled someone.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ranking: 0
"You're right, nahnoneofit... But even though it's just a website, it's still a very good one. Where else can any loser sign up and have the potential for thousands of people to see his work withen days?"
exactly, but its discouraging to even try to take criticism constructively because the handful of uber nazis gumming up the site with their inside jokes and bashing people because they happen to not like their post. why dont you morons just use irc or something. why make your inside joke public? does it make you feel important to know youve got internet prowess or something?
i mean its one thing to say "hey, i didnt enjoy that, you should try making it more coherent"
but its totally another thing to be like "you suck, dont post here or we'll do our best to strip you of dignity, for the sake of our ability to pat one another on the back"
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Being one of the UberNazis of what you speak of, and one of the FEW that has the patience to explain things to n00bs like you, I'll field this one.
Do you know how many THOUSANDS of idiots show up on this site? Aside from Method and his hijinx, we pretty much get one new loser a day. AND, plenty of alters that show up to cause trouble.
You've actually been here for a while, so you should know better that to post whiny crap like this.
You want constructive criticism? Here's some: LEARN NOT TO SUCK.
There have been plenty of people who I have encouraged to write, and there have been _plenty_ of people that I have flamed into oblivion.
Because you get permanently labeled as a whiner and auto -2ed for life, why don't you post some interesting that people will want to read? Heck, I've even +2 one of your posts already.
Here is your mantra: READ LEARN EVOLVE
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like puddin'
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-22 09:33:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
"You're right, nahnoneofit... But even though it's just a website, it's still a very good one. Where else can any loser sign up and have the potential for thousands of people to see his work withen days?"
exactly, but its discouraging to even try to take criticism constructively because the handful of uber nazis gumming up the site with their inside jokes and bashing people because they happen to not like their post. why dont you morons just use irc or something. why make your inside joke public? does it make you feel important to know youve got internet prowess or something?
i mean its one thing to say "hey, i didnt enjoy that, you should try making it more coherent"
but its totally another thing to be like "you suck, dont post here or we'll do our best to strip you of dignity, for the sake of our ability to pat one another on the back"
try helping people, maybe educate them a little. things will only be positive if you think positive.
-2 die just means, well, nothing.
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Someone call the WHAAAAAAAAAAAAM-bulance
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
quit your bitching you pussies. you handful of fucking nerds who devote your life to this site can suck some shit. get a grip, its a website.
it doesnt even really exist except for in 1's and zeros on a server somewhere.
you come on here and discourage people from writing stuff by being whiny cunts about missing a period here and there, TOTALLY counter acting the entire point of the site. public forum, motherfuckers. ""
STFU N00B
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-22 09:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha
youre right though, im just bitchin for the sake of bitchin
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-22 09:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude shut the fuck up
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-22 09:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"You're right, nahnoneofit... But even though it's just a website, it's still a very good one. Where else can any loser sign up and have the potential for thousands of people to see his work withen days?"
exactly, but its discouraging to even try to take criticism constructively because the handful of uber nazis gumming up the site with their inside jokes and bashing people because they happen to not like their post. why dont you morons just use irc or something. why make your inside joke public? does it make you feel important to know youve got internet prowess or something?
i mean its one thing to say "hey, i didnt enjoy that, you should try making it more coherent"
but its totally another thing to be like "you suck, dont post here or we'll do our best to strip you of dignity, for the sake of our ability to pat one another on the back"
try helping people, maybe educate them a little. things will only be positive if you think positive.
-2 die just means, well, nothing.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for mentioning pudding.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shamone
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
it doesnt even really exist except for in 1's and zeros on a server somewhere.
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Good work, dipshit.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about nahnoneofit
User id: 15993
Registered on or around: 2005-01-31 00:54:00
# Messages posted: 5
# Reviews written: 72
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 113
# Hits: 2611
Average rating of all messages: -0.51
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A welcome addition to any community.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I glarfed.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
quit your bitching you pussies. you handful of fucking nerds who devote your life to this site can suck some shit. get a grip, its a website.
it doesnt even really exist except for in 1's and zeros on a server somewhere.
you come on here and discourage people from writing stuff by being whiny cunts about missing a period here and there, TOTALLY counter acting the entire point of the site. public forum, motherfuckers.
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You're right, nahnoneofit... But even though it's just a website, it's still a very good one. Where else can any loser sign up and have the potential for thousands of people to see his work withen days?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
again, it is unobtrusive with the option to turn it off, fair play to the bartman.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for mentioning pudding.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
quit your bitching you pussies. you handful of fucking nerds who devote your life to this site can suck some shit. get a grip, its a website.
it doesnt even really exist except for in 1's and zeros on a server somewhere.
you come on here and discourage people from writing stuff by being whiny cunts about missing a period here and there, TOTALLY counter acting the entire point of the site. public forum, motherfuckers.
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HAHAH THE IRONY.
I just changed my preferences to hide the ads. Good old Bart!
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
quit your bitching you pussies. you handful of fucking nerds who devote your life to this site can suck some shit. get a grip, its a website.
it doesnt even really exist except for in 1's and zeros on a server somewhere.
you come on here and discourage people from writing stuff by being whiny cunts about missing a period here and there, TOTALLY counter acting the entire point of the site. public forum, motherfuckers.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nevermind.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where the fuck are my "preferences?"
I'm lost. These ads must go.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not seeing any ads, just this weird double line at the bottom of every post, about the reviews. is that what people are complaining about?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:16:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a box in your preferences you can tick to get rid of the ads, bless Bart's soul. +2 becuase I felt the same way when I didn't know this, and for the "pudding" auto-comment.
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Thanks
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a box in your preferences you can tick to get rid of the ads, bless Bart's soul. +2 becuase I felt the same way when I didn't know this, and for the "pudding" auto-comment.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not sure. I liked the post, but I'm already pissed off about people complaining about the advertising.
Just tick the box and go back to how things were
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Funny Comment.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I was quite shocked to see the ads. I thought it was part of someone's attachment until I saw it was a link.
Oh well, I would've done the same thing, except 2 years ago.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2DIE