I need to pee (1090 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.62 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by nightshade (View user info) at 2005-11-22 08:42:12 EST
you know that feeling you get when you need to pee and as your peeing you need to crap so you cut back the flow to sit down to take that little crap then all of a sudden it turns into a huge crap that burns, you think its over, you breathe a sigh of relief and the second wave comes, but unlike the first wave nothing comes, so you squeeze it out harder and harder and are only rewarded by a little drop so you push harder and harder trying to break through the pain barrier when you feel something move so you push untill tears are hitting the floor and all of a sudden BANG! out comes an almost solid fart, you think thats the end of it but then its backed up again so you push harder and harder just squeezing out more and more tears when it dawns on you, your going to be here all night. So you stop back on the flow and the pain forces yet more tears out onto the floor leaving you with a handful of toilet paper that you have to use and that never seems enough yet you get through it all and pull your pants up, thats when the smell hits you. You get that "I hope no-one noties look on your face" and stroll out whistling only to find your flatmate is wanting to go in there next.
That just happened to me, and i need to pee now, but im scared too.
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for +2ing my post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try peeing in your mouth...you stupid bitch.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-22 09:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-11-22 09:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet Jesus, I just got up, what a crappy way to start my day.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahhaaaa
*wipes away tears*
you shouldnt push so hard, youll get hemmoroids...pfffftahahahaa
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-22 08:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Homer: Little baby batter,
Can't control his bladder!
Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out
little drinkie poos?
Homer: Don't mind if I do.
Dancin' Homer
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