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Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: 1.89 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2005-11-22 10:01:46 EST


...I, Michael Jackson, went into my profile to turn of these pesky advertisment boxes and noticed this other tick box below it!

I can't turn it off!

You're flooding my email Bart Bart! What, you want to get me, Michael Jackson, arrested again?

Shame on you Bart Bart!

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-23 19:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha how did I miss this?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-06 11:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Method you spak, it's the real MJ.

Submitted by Corkers (user info) at 2005-11-24 04:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For some reason I'd be severely disappointed if it was Lisa - I thought it was one of the funnier MJ traits that he had just picked somebody completely at random to unload all this hate upon.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-24 04:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:04:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's enough to drive a man to the women's restroom to touch up his lipstick isn't it

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Their bathroom signs are so ignorant!

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sushi is fun

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shamowned!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's enough to drive a man to the women's restroom to touch up his lipstick isn't it

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're the funniest alter ever.

BUT I STILL DON'T LIKE ALTERS!!!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A travesty, Michael.



We all know you're innocent.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

They just dont understand you MJ.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK IM GOING TO GET TO THE FUCKING BOTTOM OF THIS AND FIND OUT WHO MJ IS

MJ'S OBSESSION WITH LISA

THE HIDDEN101 MESSAGE ON THE UBERBOARD IN THE PICTURE

AND I'VE SEEN THAT 'DONTEMAILME.at.JUNO.COM' EMAIL SOMEWHERE IN RELATION TO LISA OR ONE OF HER POSTS

YOU FUCKING CUNT LISA, IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT??

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:47:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

i miss these posts.

MJ, you slay me.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Goddammit, I usually don't give MJ posts positive ratings out of principle, but this was good.

Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MJ, you are such a fucking legend.

If I were a kid, I'd let you molest me.

You're that damn good.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i miss these posts.

MJ, you slay me.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ahahaha....bart wants you to "beat it."

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, bart, if you're gonna hook MJ up, hook us all up.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shamone!

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHAHAHAHHA

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Now all he needs to do is set it up so I can ignore you.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shamone!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:25:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

You and I should get together sometime.

---
I spent a lunch time in the local chinese restaurant recently trying to remember Kurt Russell's character in Big Trouble in Little China.

Much shouting of 'my spirit is going east and west with the winds' and similar malarky.

Anyhow, I knew it was Jack, but I couldn't remember the Burton bit.



This had nothing to do with the post, which was canny, but your name made me smile when i finally looked the bastard up on IMDB.

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You and I should get together sometime.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha classic MJ goodness.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shamone!

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does BartBart always pick on MJ?

SHAMONE!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good effort

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh the ignorance...

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful way to spread the gift of knowledge.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I COULD NOT TICK THE BOX AND MJ SHOWED ME HOW!!!!

MJ FOREVER!!!!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love Michael Jackson.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's ignorant.

Bartbart should apologize.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dontemailme.at.juno.com


AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHH


I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No
leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact,
no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

-- Homer Simpson
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