Holiday poetry for your <ejaculating> pleasure (794 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 0.24 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by yewslus (View user info) at 2005-11-22 10:43:37 EST
He met her at the food store
It was right then he knew.
He groped her from behind and then
He smelled her package, too.
Took her home for dinner but
she didn't want to eat.
She disrobed and then he saw
she had some FUGLY feet.
He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms..
And then he stuffed the turkey.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, UBER!
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know what, the picture's pretty good and the poem is ok.
So here, let me rate those now.
My original rating had nothing to do with either. And, no, I don't expect the great American novel, or a masterpiece. Just some attribution.
Someone would have called you out on it at some point, so why not have it be me, right?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
didn't read it, funny picture though
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The picture was at least better than Orgasmo's faggy songs.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, well, what the fuck you want from me? A masterpiece? The Great American Fucking Novel?
Read the poetry and love it.
Otherwise, die.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-22 11:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You may have written 40% of this yourself, but the whole thing kinda blew.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
According to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Offices. <ejaculates> and all deriratives including but not limited to <ejaculated>, <ejaculating>, <ejaculate> are TM All Rights Reserved apollo88 enterprises.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That's why you didn't get a -2.
It'd help if you'd originally said something to the effect of "look at what I've done to a holiday poem for your <ejaculating> pleasure."
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
According to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Offices, an idea must be at least 15% unique in order to obtain rights. I added TWO GOD DAMN STANZAS IN THAR!!! That means that 40% of this is actually mine.
Pbbbbbbbbt.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 10:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Know what would have been better?
If you had written most of this yourself.
http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/holiday7.html