Well, Since Everyone Was Wondering Where I Was.. (1026 hits)
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Submitted by WiKi <wikilikewhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-22 12:31:18 EST
This is my baby girl, Kinsey Brianne. Born November 9, 2005 at 6:07pm. 7lbs 2oz and 18.5 inches.
Isn't she Beautiful? (Yes.. with a capital B.)
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Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-12-06 11:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooo! Go Wiki! Congrats.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-23 19:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, you told me you had a diaphragm in.
I better give you a call.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-22 23:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yaaaaaaaay
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-22 20:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasn't really wondering, actually. However, I'm sure you and Shitfuck are going to make some wonderful parents. That kid is gonna grow up to be the greatest crackwhore in history.
I'll teach you and your little one a game called "Sunshine in a needle".
Nah, just kidding. I'm sure she'll grow up to be a hot model with an eating disorder. Congratulations!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-22 20:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your daughter has the same exact birthdate as my new nephew.
PS I can see your daughter's boob.
Oh and hahahahahaha Monty.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome Kinsey. We need your help.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:44:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:31:14 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:45:58 (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
She's got more hair than Average Dan.
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You assholes!
I'm nevar coming back here, you people are so mean.
*cries toolbox tears*
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit! It's a new race of giant-babies!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:16:28 EST (#)
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actually, I wasn't.
but now that you mention it, has it really been 9 months since the "wiki & shitfuck" controversy already?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The baby is already bigger than me
Submitted by Short-n-Sweet (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:48:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:06:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're daugher's only 2 and a half weeks old and she's already showing her tits on Uber.
Now THAT'S parenting.
LMAO. Now that's comedy! lol.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shitfuck you'll be a wonderful father
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TRANSMISSION CODED 668-220044-398
SECURE TRUNK A, A11, A34
GMT 16:55:09
SENT:
NASA SPACE STATION
RECEIVED:
WIKI/WWW.UBERSITE.COM
MESSAGE FOLLOWS:
WIKI: THANKS FOR THE COOL HUGE PIC. WE CAN SEE IT JUST BY LOOKING OUT OF THE HABITAT MODULE'S AFT HATCH. CUTE KID!
END TRANSMISSION
CONNECTION TERMINATED 44880-23-2-222
Submitted by Muiro (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I never understood how people, even the parents, could find babies anything other than nearly vomit-inducingly disgusting. The mostness, the red puffy sensative bag of under-developed organs.... bleh.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING ALIEN
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:45:58 (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
She's got more hair than Average Dan.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations. Changes your life.
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
awwwww.
wait a minute...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiny ain't she?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've already begun recruiting her to the homosexual army. =)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
She's got more hair than Average Dan.
Submitted by VengefulDaddy (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:32:57 (#)
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I see molecules
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She looks like a slut.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She sure is a big one.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's got more hair than Average Dan.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're daugher's only 2 and a half weeks old and she's already showing her tits on Uber.
Now THAT'S parenting.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a beautiful baby. Congrats.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Monty, don't be a shithead.
Wiki, congrats. You created life, which makes you officially God now. Really it does.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Babies WOOOO!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha. My mistake.
I wonder why I thought this was the father.
Fine, fine. If this picture is life-sized, then I feel terrible for your vagina.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
congratulations, you fucked someone and didn't wash yourself out afterwards.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:40:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
If her head's really that size, then I feel terrible for your wife.
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Um. WiKi is a lady, O-matron. If you're gonna feel bad for someone, feel bad for her.
I love the name Brianne.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. Huge picture.
Have a +2 because they bashed the hell out of me when I did this...and added a fucking enormous picture. The comments were something along the lines of seeing the DNA, etc..My photo was easily twice this big. Congratulations!
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is she? why yes she is. she's winking at me!! what a flirt.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cute kid, now fess up, whose is she?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:46:03 EST (#)
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that was fucking stupid thing to do. go sit in the corner and think about what you've done
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UGH, DIAL-UP.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If her head's really that size, then I feel terrible for your wife.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see nipples!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations....
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Even the picture is bigger than she is. That's crazy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:32:57 EST (#)
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I see molecules
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:32:52 EST (#)
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Also, I hate it when people ask for a compliment like that. If I think a kid is cute/beautiful/whatever, I'll fucking say so. No asking necessary.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations! She's adorable. And she was born on my birthday. YAAAAY!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:32:11 EST (#)
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+2 MASSIVE PICTURE of a likkle baby
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:32:01 EST (#)
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Holy Hellfire. That's big.
Oh well. Flame me. I'm already over it.
:)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-22 12:31:59 EST (#)
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Did we really need the lifesize picture, though?