Lies I told at my retail job (in honor of Black Friday) (480 hits)
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Submitted by janeroe (View user info) at 2005-11-22 13:26:47 EST
Lies I told today at my retail job in a small upscale department store vs. the truth (in the order they were said and how many times)
Sure, I don't mind (15)
(I really mind)
That looks great on you (26)
(That looks awful but I get paid commission)
No, we don't have any more of those in stock (6)
(We have lots of those in stock but you are very rude so I won't go get one for you)
I'll be right back (3)
(I am going to go hide in the stock room and hope you go away)
Oh yeah, that's definitely navy, it only looks kind of black (1)
(That is very, very black. It might be the blackest skirt I have ever seen)
Be right with you (58)
(I know you can see that I am busy but you will continue to shoot laser beams at me with your eyes if I don't say something to you)
Sorry, didn't see you there (29)
(I saw you there. I was hoping you would go away)
Have a great day (456)
(I am glad you are leaving)
User Reviews
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
monarch.. im working at TARGET on friday
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*farts*
*leaves the room*
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Insightful.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No bitching about Black Friday is allowed.
I'm working at a Best Buy on Friday. It gets no worse than that.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
more posts about shopping needed
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd prefer a nice, slutty picture, thanks.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
try again, this time include an anecdote or two for a +1. if it's actually funny, it'll be a +2.
see, I'm easy.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Happy first post! Now die.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well...at least it wasn't just a picture of yourself.