i don't know why you bitch about swallowing you're just a cum dumpster anyway (6152 hits)
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Submitted by katy <chibiusaoni.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-22 13:57:34 EST
dedicated to the tri state area, ie the greater nyc area including new jersey, connecticut and long island. fucking die already. cuz why not this is my first post and i should at least get some insults in cuz i'm sure i'll be getting some back, right? whatever. this is an ode to good girl. alter or not, if she is the original is a great actor because i've never really seen any posts by anyone more agitating than her on a site that generally hosts people with at least enough intelligence to walk and chew gum at the same time. she bitched i didn't have a post so i must make the princess happy. and kill the last 10 minutes on my lunch hour.
you're an idiot, but that's ok, you moved to the right area. fairfield county, manhattan, the hamptons... you do belong here. where else in america could people like you not only survive but actually thrive with such virility and health? more reason to die, you're doing too well at being so disgusting. you're part of the middle 51% of america. when people bitch about horrible american tourists it's because of you wandering drunk around the streets of paris. when they wonder if jerry springer really an accurate representation of america, regardless of what's actually on the stage, that's you. you're that drunk frat girl that gets gang banged by the lacross team cries rape, cops out (because you really did say yes but daddy found out and took some plastic away) and then makes it harder for real victims to get any kind of resolution. you're that girl in the middle of the party with her shirt off doing shots off someone's dick that'll bitch about not getting her due respect. you're a spoiled, self-important, arrogant, idiotic, hypocritical waste of sperm and ovum. but... you fit in here. land of the rich and stupid. where even though that average 100 iq and 900 sat score was enough to get you a psych degree you still have no depth, brain, or purpose. you look like you're supposed to and act like and you'll always be like that. it works for you, got it. understood.
no one has to be nice to you just because you exist. your parents obviously rewarded you for the mere fact that you're here. no one else has to, actually at about the age of 2 you stopped being much of a miracle. people like you don't deserve respect or even courtesy because they fail repeatedly to give either to anyone else. the cell phone driver, the cunt bitching about her latte being three degrees too hot, the woman yelling at the teenaged sales clerk because she took her returns to the wrong counter. you're inconsiderate and two faced. when you bitched about your "friends" having a conversation that included the part about swallowing it proved it. if you do swallow why would that give you the right to complain about them talking about? for that matter if they really are you friends why the hell would you complain period about what they choose to talk about? that's not disgusting, that's human. and i'm sure the 40 guys you blew and talk about you. starting with the phrase "dude there was this hot bitch last weekend..." but you fit in wonderfully here. corporate white trash. you're braindead and it doesn't matter. you'll have a fuck ton of fun through your twenties, decide at 30 that it's time to settle down and after popping out two kids and having a nanny raise them for you you'll decide to start listening to oprah and dr phil tell you that you need fulfillment. at about 40 you'll despise your corporate husband and your suburban 4 bedroom colonial and decide that you need something better. even if he already has found that the something better was the maid, two babysitters and a string of mistresses whose names even his personal assistant can't keep straight. you'll go to loads of christmas parties and company picnics all the while loaded up on xanax or whatever the next big prescription is to reduce this crushing anxiety that you have between choosing prada or vuitton. and the children you don't know who slip up and call their real caregivers mom.
welcome to your future. you'll be a pill-popping neurotic queen of suburbia that has no real friends (because you lie to eachother as a hobby), a useless diploma, a husband who has half a paycheck going to his bit on the side, a nice acura mdx that's good for flattening people who have real jobs in the morning while you run to your yoga classes and maybe a chocolate lab. you're a waste. and i like knowing that. so yes i will continue to bitch at you, most of my reviews were along the lines of that's funny, in a few cases actually following a debate, or condolences in a couple places. yes i realize that this is just a website. but really, i get few options to tell the upper crust exactly how real people feel about them. and before you go i'm jealous, i'll stop you right there because i'm not. no one's really jealous of you. the closest most people ever get of being jealous of you is maybe wishing they had an extra $20 or something. because when real people think about it, they don't want to be trash.
so drink your starbucks and belvedere, probably as your morning post-mimosa starter off, drive around with your phone glued to your ear regardless of the law, fuck whomever you please while your husband does the same. it's entertaining for the people with brains who get to watch and laugh and point fingers. we need a chuckle because you make life harder and a little more boring just with your very existence.
happy thanksgiving, choke on a dick.
User Reviews
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-11 05:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I visited Manhatten on a business trip when I was 19! It's not remotely as exciting as it sounds other than being apart of one of the largest secular non-profit organizations, and hearing a speech from the former president of the World Bank, as well as Bill Clinton(maybe you've heard of him?). All that aside I got to spend like 6-8 hours in the Natural History Museum and I wasn't even close to satisfied. I'm the biggest, nerdiest, sexiest museum buff ever!
...I bet you'd make it raw.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-21 11:56:35 EST (#)
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happy thanksgiving, choke on a dick!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:25:05 EST (#)
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sorry
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
motherfucker
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shit
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-06 16:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So much anger this made my nipples hard.
nice..... how'd i end up missing this?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
last 4 words are a bit shit - but this is a truly scathing piece that would make me uncomfortable if i were the subject of it.
Really well done
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-04 17:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-19 15:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:41:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
learn how to fucking type and write
hehehe
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all day long
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-02-12 17:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahha
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
learn how to fucking type and write
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I ever thought I was eloquently bitter, I would now know better. I like this.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i start at a quarter per min scourge.
assholes.
GODDAMMIT IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M NOT FUCKING PISSED OFF ANY MORE!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now she just spreads her legs for pocket change
HEY LOOK!!
I have $.23
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss katy's unfettered ire. She used to spread it like peanut butter.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*ahem* BUMP *ahem*
This post is teh awesomestest.
katy scares teh bejeebus outa me.
-Dave
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 16:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hello you gorgeous bitch
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-21 11:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy thanksgiving, choke on a dick!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just wonderful
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-02 12:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This cheers me up every time I look at it.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this when you first posted it...and remembered it enough to look it up so that I could link it the the uber elections...and yet I never rated it. So here you go inion. If you don't win for ranting, then the system is fucked.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
I knew this was you and I knew this was awesome, but I didn't realize it was your first post.
Fucking GOLD.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-17 22:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jaysis, this is pure rage in a digital format.
It's made me erect...
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-10-08 07:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
desperate housewives?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-13 19:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
remind me to post people to this post when they bitch about n00b-bashing
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-10 13:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
y ujop7!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-22 12:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this didn't suck.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I never rated this. Quality hate.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW DID I NOT RATE THIS LAST YEAR?!?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best hate post ever. katie you are a sage, whoever you are.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy fuck, i forgot how much this rocked my world.
best hate post evar.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awww thanks method. you like me, you really like me. or at least my dirty sailor wife catholic school girlscout trucker mouth.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just wanted to dredge this fuckin gem up
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-31 02:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Jesus, remind me never to piss you off.
-Dave
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-31 00:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best first post ever?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed this as well.
Liked it YAR!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed this one. That's some seething hate right there. Way to utterly squelch an opponent in the dust. I could hear the swirling of demons around the room as I read it. People who lack priorities piss me off.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you'd know.
Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:10:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
lemme just say two things. thanks, cuz i almost pissed myself laughing at all the comments, and sorry for the lack of grammar. i'm lazy, and although there's another lull in the work right now, there really only was ten minutes to ramble so i didn't spellcheck... and i work for an editor she'd kick my ass for that. i'll try to capitalize next time, or at least just be a lazy bitch again and shove it up ms word's ass before i post.
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The words "Lazy bitch" pretty much sum it up.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You chew 'em out with the best of them.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-27 16:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Throughly impressed.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-27 16:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WoW
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-26 17:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-26 17:15:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool. Now suck MY dick.
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i forgot the disclaimer. terms and conditions apply, see dealer for rules and an application.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-26 17:15:47 EST (#)
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Cool. Now suck MY dick.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-26 15:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:07:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
cock-smoker
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at least i'll admit to sucking dick, liking it, and trying to make it enjoyable for the guy attached to what i'm playing with. so yeah i am, bite me.
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-11-25 23:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
katy for President
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-11-25 23:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HaHA!
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cock-smoker
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-25 07:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sizzlemctwizzle- stop worrying about hits/rankings/etc.....
It's the fucking internet, get a life
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 02:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im pissed at of you mother fuckers. Check all this shit out.
Everything you ever wanted to know about GoodGirl
User id: 23163
Registered on or around: 2005-11-08 13:09:08
# Messages posted: 5
# Reviews written: 159
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 819
# Hits: 21358
Average rating of all messages: -0.13
Thats fuckin right. 21,358 hits. To some guy who poses as a woman. Well he does have a vagina. Fuck it. But lets look at my shitty info
User id: 22970
Registered on or around: 2005-10-31 16:41:15
# Messages posted: 16
# Reviews written: 60
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 240
# Hits: 3927
Average rating of all messages: -1.00
Thats right. Average rating of -1.00. Only 3,927 hits. Well have something to say to that. Fuck You Mother Fuckers!!! You keep looking at his or her shit she might just become one of the 30 Most Viewed Authors. See bitch:
30. # gibberish(retired)
(254629 hits)
If somebody like that can become a fuckin most viewed author than Ubersite fuckin sucks. Go to fuckin Hell.
So finnaly, a word to the wise, don't look at anymore of GoodGirl's shit or you will be beat by a shitty poster. FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
right on
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-24 10:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-24 08:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish you hated me too
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-11-24 03:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do me next.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Much better than expected. Welcome Katy
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-23 23:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Not to be picky but I don't think that she said that the guys she overheard were her friends, in fact I think she refered to them as though they were just a couple of loudmouth jerks in a line up saying inapropriate crap that no one could really miss overhearing. I think that it was perfectly justifiable to get angry when you are forced to hear something offensive & it proobably took stooping to the buffoon's level to make them understand what jackasses they were making of themselves.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not so much a retort, but you put a link on my posting...she here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79723
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
corrections are as follows:
D , NYC N J C L I F C , ? T I I I W T A , she I S I I ,
Y F M H W A , M , Y A W A P W J S A Y - Y Y B L W SAT were Y it too, I
N Y N P T Y - W you I F your , T A and* S C Y you'll Y A E Y X P V who=will
W Y A MDX Y A I S I "" Y I B I options=opportunities A I I I N T because* W
S S B I W
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i dunno if choke on a dick should be all caps though.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I could feel the thick, black acid of hate dripping from this one.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"you'll be a pill-popping neurotic queen of suburbia that has no real friends (because you lie to eachother as a hobby)"
Awesome.
Just Awesome.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awww i feel the uber love, tearin up here people. crap this means i actually hafta keep my standards up now. i'm so fucked up the ass with a splintery baseball bat now aren't i?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-23 02:12:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-22 20:48:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
best first post ever?
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nice, but no..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54609
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the gnome is awesome.
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2005-11-23 09:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
F'n A.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucken hell. Anyone would think Goodgirl took a dump in this girls Weetbix.
This was some GOOD hate.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-23 02:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-22 20:48:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
best first post ever?
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nice, but no..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54609
way..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-23 02:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cumdumpster auto +2
Submitted by karamazov (user info) at 2005-11-23 01:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Capitals would have killed the rawness of the post. The dumbasses who skipped that post are the same who refuse to read books with small type.
Sanctimonious bitches are willfully ignorant and too goddamn stupid too care. Openminded stupidity I can handle, stupidity by way of inaction deserves a punch in the mouth every time.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 00:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-22 23:07:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
There's no such thing as a "frat girl," as no girls can live in frats (except for the "confused" co-ed frat at my school). Also, work on your capitalization, because in addition to making it harder to read, it is exactly what the people you are criticizing do.
But I can't -2 this because I hate those girls too. There are too goddamn many chicks who I can't wait to see wither from AIDS and hybrid diseases like herpilis that are the love child of all the STDs living in their rank gooey holes.
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there's lots co-ed frats ya know... plus saying sorority whore just wasn't as simple... i apologized for the capitization...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-22 23:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I couldn't get past the first paragraph. I tried, honest.
Actually I did get a few sentences past, but this just didn't appeal to me. I understand where you're coming from though.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-22 23:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that my friends- is the conscience of the average american male. i want that printed on a 30ft banner that i will attach to the back of my car so i can inform the people i see on cell phones in acuras of just what sniveling cunts they are.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-11-22 23:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
probably the greatest title I've ever read
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-22 23:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's no such thing as a "frat girl," as no girls can live in frats (except for the "confused" co-ed frat at my school). Also, work on your capitalization, because in addition to making it harder to read, it is exactly what the people you are criticizing do.
But I can't -2 this because I hate those girls too. There are too goddamn many chicks who I can't wait to see wither from AIDS and hybrid diseases like herpilis that are the love child of all the STDs living in their rank gooey holes.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-22 22:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hot fuck, that ruled.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-11-22 22:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Matrimonial law... don't answer right away, just think about it.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-22 20:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best first post ever?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-22 18:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-11-22 18:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Use capitals, I'm not reading that. It looks like one big run-on sentence.
Submitted by ama (user info) at 2005-11-22 18:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"wow", as well as "what the fuck?"
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Feel the hate
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:39:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
well done!
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Method signed in!!
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well done!
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was awesome. That's exactly how I feel when I look at the upperclass. I'm not jealous of them either. I pitty there sad existence. Nice job.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good job.
capitalize next time.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rich people don't read Uber, they pay their butler to do it for them.
good hate.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I logged in for the first time in weeks just to rate this
+2
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it'll tell her when to breathe, she seems like the type that needs reminders.
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dont get me wrong, i like you lots but breathing is passive. no matter how whorry, slutty, stupid, altered a person is they dont need to be reminded to breath silly. i love you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
forget about good girl, this rant applies to about 50% of the women I've ever met.
great first post, capitilize yada yada yada...
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:37:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
the closest most people ever get of being jealous of you is maybe wishing they had an extra $20 or something. because when real people think about it, they don't want to be trash.
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Fucking jesus. Plus a billion.
Agreed. Awesome, although the grammar and capitalization turned me off a bit. But it's already been said. You rock my world.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ooooh. um call capitilization a casualty of the instant message generation. i do try to punctuate though. that'll help good girl read this when she has to put her finger on the screen and mouth the words. it'll tell her when to breathe, she seems like the type that needs reminders.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit this fucking kicked ass. I love you.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
iddqd is one of the MVA.
He also has the only keyboard in existance (I'm starting to wonder now) without a SHIFT key.
But this was rather beautiful. Hell of a 1st post.
Unfortunately, Method is laughing at us all right now.
:(
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god
i feel your pain...
SOOOOOOOOOOO much
Long Island represent yo.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most heated WOO
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything They all said
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the title.
+2000 for the hate.
Very impressive.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Third time through is even better. That made my day.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Read this again. Even better the second time around.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy...
Wow.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was the king of all insane rants.
HOLY shit.
I bet you really did type that in 10 minutes. A rant like this is exempt from capitalization.
I can almost picture it - pieces of keyboard breaking off and exploding in mid-air... papers flying... desk shaking... lightbulbs popping... monitor sparking... brilliant.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish people would stop giving you +2 ratings and sucking your dick.
<slurp, slurp, slurp>
You have that area pegged. Same goes for northern Bergen County, NJ. Bunch of fucking retards in that neck of the woods.
Me? Just your run-of-the-mill Passaic County mountain critter.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...stands
....claps
.....this was fucking amazing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lemme just say two things. thanks, cuz i almost pissed myself laughing at all the comments, and sorry for the lack of grammar. i'm lazy, and although there's another lull in the work right now, there really only was ten minutes to ramble so i didn't spellcheck... and i work for an editor she'd kick my ass for that. i'll try to capitalize next time, or at least just be a lazy bitch again and shove it up ms word's ass before i post.
who's iddqd?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
iddqd??
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
.............damn!
I...wow....er...pwned?
Nice job!
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Katy I <3 you.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have another
best first post evar!
Submitted by windowsrcold (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hate at it's finest. Punctuation would be nice next time but this was such a fluid read.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just burst out laughing from the title alone. Now I'll go read the post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whew. Nice hate but learn to punctuate, whore.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo! All that hate woke me right up! <applauds>
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm wet.
Submitted by TaraC (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful. The best of the best.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the closest most people ever get of being jealous of you is maybe wishing they had an extra $20 or something. because when real people think about it, they don't want to be trash.
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Fucking jesus. Plus a billion.
Note to all users: this is a perfect hate post.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So much anger this made my nipples hard.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll let you off the hook for grammar and punctuation this time because this is one of the top 5 rants. EVAR.
This rant is the rant by which all other rants will be judged from here on out.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um.
Wow.
I fucking love you.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PLEASE have drinks with me.
+4
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And this HAS to be good if I'm forgiving all the grammatical errors. Bravo.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Marry me now.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
thats how you do it. that's how you hate-post.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Serious.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for hate
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I owe you a round of drinks for this gem
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit yes.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Marry me.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:08:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the most beautiful damned thing I've ever seen.
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:04:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow man, just... Wow.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:03:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
marry me
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:02:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
WoW
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<ejaculates>*
*"<ejaculates>"(R)(TM)(SM) Apollo88 Industries, Ltd., Liverpool, Engeland
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sooopoib
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahahaha
This is the best hate post ever. I almost didn't read it because of the blocky text and no capitalization. I'm glad the reviews pointed me to the light.
Fuck yes.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hateposts are as Hateposts do
And this one fucks the pheasant,
Keep it going, keep it up,
For this was very pleasant.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best rant I have read in a while. Even if a) Good Girl is an alter, or B) she isn't half the things you think she is, this was still kick-ass!
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SHITE! COME TO CALIFORNIA!! I LOVE YOU. I ALSO HAVE A WEIRD ATTRACTION TO GIRLS NAMED KATY. (ANY SPELLING) THINK ABOUT IT... EMAIL ME hollywood.psycho.at.gmail.com
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Shit, now that is absolute hate. No gray, just a warm fuzzy feeling in the stomach like bad coffee and antacid tablets. More bitter words have never been written.
Happy Holidays!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Work on the grammar a bit. Otherwise... FUCK YES! HATE POST AT ITS FINEST!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Would it have killed you to use ANY type of punctuation?
Don't get me wrong, I share your opinion of that cock ravaging slore. It's just that a capital letter at the begining of the sentence here and there would have been great.
1.5
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
\m/
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish this was formatted and whatever.
But still... YES.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats how you do it. that's how you hate-post.
you're good. where are you from?
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-1 paragraphs.
+4 for hate and intelligence.
...where's that +3 button...?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice rant.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the most beautiful damned thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow man, just... Wow.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
marry me
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WoW
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
proper hateful. too angry to capitalise huh?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's some quality hate! WHEEEEEEE!
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-22 13:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking great title. God damn, that's so fucking great.