Hey Yankees, Who's Your Daddy Now? (1102 hits)
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Submitted by Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2005-11-22 14:07:22 EST
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2232211
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The Red Sox and ... Marlins have come to a tentative agreement on a trade that would send Beckett, the MVP of Florida's 2003 World Series win over the Yankees, and three-time All-Star third baseman Mike Lowell to Boston for highly touted shortstop Hanley Ramirez, right-handed prospect Anibal Sanchez and a minor-league pitcher.
"I haven't heard anything yet," the 25-year-old Beckett, who added he would welcome the chance to pitch in Boston, told the Miami Herald. "Actually, I'm a little excited about it."
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! GO SOX!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe yankees suck.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-02 04:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-02 04:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
die.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-02 04:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-26 02:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget the addition of Mota. Let's recap: 25-year-old, Cy Young-caliber pitcher, Gold Glove 3b capable of 30 hr, 110 rbi, and one of the best set-up men in the game for a SS prospect, whom the Sox have another of that is more major-league ready (Pedroia), an expendable pitching prospect, and two no-name Single A prospects. Yeah, I can't really se any reason to complain.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-26 02:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooooo
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-11-25 19:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hanley Ramirez is probably gonna be a supastah. :/
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-23 08:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Redskies, take your favorite soccer team and find their biggest rival, then multiply that by ten. After that, you're close to understanding the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-23 04:13:12 EST (#)
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-2 baseball
+2 transformers
Making this a 0.
Seriously - can someone translate this into football terms? Is this like Zinedine Zidane of Baseball or something? Bucksy? Get back to me.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-11-22 23:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YANKEES SUCK.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-11-22 23:11:58 EST (#)
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Good pick up.
SOx still won't win. They are too old!
METS IN '06 BITCHES. M - E - T - S.
LET'S GO METS!
LET'S GO METS!
LET'S GO METS!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-22 20:14:19 EST (#)
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So this must make the White Sox the Yankees' grandpa.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i too will badly miss billy mueller. probably the most underrated 3b in the AL, and well deserving of a gold glove.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-11-22 18:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss baseball......
As a White Sox fan it was really fun seeing you guys on the East Coast get your asses handed to you.......
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-22 17:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Beckett'll be on the disabled list by June 14 and Lowell has one nut.
Fuck the Sox.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, I creamed my pants multiple times when I heard. Oh my fucking god.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-11-22 16:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go tribe?
<weeps>
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
beckett will get a blister on his right hand 3 times next year, get in 20-25 starts and get his era inflated by 1.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Youk @ 1st and Lowell @ 3rd may not be that bad. Maybe Lowell will do well in a hitter's ballpark like Fenway. I just don't want to see Mueller go. I like the guy, damnit. Olerud, too. He made up for being a Shitty Yankee by wearing that Sox uniform last year. Looked good on him.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go sox.
my starting rotation:
1) Becks
2) Schill
3) Clement
4) Wake
5) Arroyo
long relief/on the bubble pending health
1) Paps
2) Miller
That's all predicated on whether Schill is even 80% of his old self, which would make him a productive #2. and i don't know that miller will be back.
Billy Mueller will not be re-signed with Mike What-the-hell-happened to by BA. coming in. Youk will likely move to 1st because he needs a shot dammit and Olerud and K-Mill aren't coming back. Sorry, Millar. I'm a fan, but all talk/no bat doesn't = happy Jack.
GO SAWX!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think after last season Schilling's going to be so determined to prove to himself that he still has it that he'll really push himself. He's just so much drive in him, I don't know if anyone'd be able to stop him if they wanted to.
And hey, whether he starts or he's in the pen, Schill is Schill.
Timlin's back for another year, and Hansen should get a chance to feel his way through a season this time around. Jon Lester will add a solid left hand in the pen, too. But now...whither Foulke?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh. I don't fear him in the least, even after Game 6 in 2003. He was money in that game, but I'll venture to say that if they played again he wouldn't come close to that. Jack Morris he is not.
I'll make a wager now that he posts an ERA of 4.50+ in the AL.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see Schilling continuing to start. And I say this with love. He's just...well, he's old, dude, and not age wise, either, just rode-hard-and-put-away-wet old. I think it totally, totally rocks that he trooped into the bullpen. I love that kind of dedication. And he does rock. I just don't know that he has it in him to start regularly anymore.
AND CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET SOME OF THOSE FUCKING YOUNG'UNS OUT THERE SO THEY CAN GET THEIR UNIFORMS DIRTY? They aren't going to develop as players or adapt to stress if they NEVER GET TESTED. Augh. Hate.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You better hope he doesn't pull a Wade Miller.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:10:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
My contempt for the Sox is only trumped by my furious hatred of the Yankees. I hope their fans get the jibblies at the thought of the Sox w/ Beckett.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:25:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:20:49 (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:17:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
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The Transformers: More than meets the eye. The Transformers: Robots in disguise.
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of.....The Deceptacons.
The Transformers....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:25:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:17:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and GO CARDINALS WHOO!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SO much starting pitching right now: Beckett, Schilling, Wells (for now), Clement, Arroyo, Papelbon, Wakefield, Miller.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and GO CARDINALS WHOO!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe I should get a new account where I just call myself Tron? Nah, that name's too ghetto. I like my name. It sounds like a robot, and robots are cool because they eat old peoples medicine.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go Cubs.
Fuck Beckett. I remember 2003, I remember.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:13:00 EST (#)
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Orgazmatron and Confusitron reviewed this post almost in order.
I love the fact that Transformers post on Ubersite.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i am so fucking psyched about our pitching for the next...10 years...i can't stand it. hansen. jon. paplenuts. beckett.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family? Sort of a
spare in case Bart's brain blows up.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
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This quote is remarkably appropriate. We already had Papelbon, a 25 year old future star. Now we have Beckett. WOO!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's to Beckett being blister-free this season, and to the Sox figuring out what to do with Lowell, Mueller and Youk.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My contempt for the Sox is only trumped by my furious hatred of the Yankees. I hope their fans get the jibblies at the thought of the Sox w/ Beckett.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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