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Fish (472 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: -1.36 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dave (View user info) at 2005-11-22 14:41:21 EST


why herloo how r u I WILL NOT TYPE NORMALLY BECAUSE BABY JEEZUS LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU HE HATES YOU
















































































































FISH ARE GAY





sorry but i just wasted 5minutes of your time :D













i love that fishw


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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-16 11:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE YOU.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You mean 5 secs

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-22 20:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:24:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Man: I wonder where that fish has gone.

Woman: You did love it so.
You looked after it like a son.

Man: And it went wherever I did go.

Woman: Is it in the cupboard?

Audience: Yes! No!

Woman: Wouldn't you like to know.
It was a lovely little fish.

Man: And it went wherever I did go.

Man in audience: It's behind the sofa!

[An elephant joins the man and woman.]

Woman: Where can the fish be?

Man in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?

Woman: It is a most elusive fish.

Man: And it went wherever I did go!

Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish.

Man: Fish, fish, fish, fishy oh!

Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish.

Man: That went wherever I did go.
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Listen to the commentary on that scene.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-22 19:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Man: I wonder where that fish has gone.

Woman: You did love it so.
You looked after it like a son.

Man: And it went wherever I did go.

Woman: Is it in the cupboard?

Audience: Yes! No!

Woman: Wouldn't you like to know.
It was a lovely little fish.

Man: And it went wherever I did go.

Man in audience: It's behind the sofa!

[An elephant joins the man and woman.]

Woman: Where can the fish be?

Man in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?

Woman: It is a most elusive fish.

Man: And it went wherever I did go!

Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish.

Man: Fish, fish, fish, fishy oh!

Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish.

Man: That went wherever I did go.


Submitted by RobertHand (user info) at 2005-11-22 18:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is why late-term abortions should be encouraged.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I'm the assclown - here is the -2 you should have gotten.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's a short week so today might SEEM like Thursday, but it's not Thursday.




Assclown.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

DUPEDEDUPE!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bart, institute some proof of age thingy so that the sixteen-year-olds will stay off here.

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

more like 5 SECONDS HAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-11-22 14:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hay,


Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential
murderers.

-- Homer Simpson
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)