It's Time For T.M.I = CAPTAIN THORNS (2313 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-11-23 09:51:06 EST
Keep sending those e-mails.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:53:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:09:13 (#)
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<weeps> Interview me, Michael Jackson, I will be completely honest :<(
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Hahaha....oh, if we only knew back then...
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:35:02 EST (#)
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Great!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-26 22:19:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-26 17:30:18 (#)
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I was jus' joshin ya CT
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well, alrighty then :)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-26 17:30:18 EST (#)
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I was jus' joshin ya CT
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-26 15:37:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-26 14:58:13 EST (#)
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CT seems cool.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:40:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:35:16 (#)
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THIS GUY IS IN THE FUCKING CLOSET.
someone please comfirm this for me.
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ummmm....what?
Apparently rad missed the numerous references to my hetero tendencies in the post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-25 22:59:31 EST (#)
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Haha, you didn't make most heated, apparently no one cares.
Well, it's either that or you don't camp enough.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:35:16 EST (#)
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THIS GUY IS IN THE FUCKING CLOSET.
someone please comfirm this for me.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:20:50 EST (#)
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FilthyAssistant...
Now *that* is going to be a damn interesting interview.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-23 20:18:21 EST (#)
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Frats=best.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-23 19:04:58 EST (#)
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Captain Thorns is the cat's ass!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-23 18:54:35 EST (#)
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Here's some info about a chap I knew nothing about.
Why am I talking like I'm British lately?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:34:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:07:07 (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:32:18 (#)
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We should go out we have soooooooooooooooooo much in common.
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Sounds good to me. You around these parts (central IL)?
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Where in Central IL? Just curious because I'm in Springfield.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:25:47 EST (#)
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better than US Weekly
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:09:05 EST (#)
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Holy Greg Ostertag, Batman! +2 because I feel bad for people who live in Central Illinois.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:07:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:32:18 (#)
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We should go out we have soooooooooooooooooo much in common.
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Sounds good to me. You around these parts (central IL)?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:45:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:05:40 (#)
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I have this bag you see, NO, I'm not the bag (very good though) and everyone that wants to play the game e-mails me and I put their name in my bag....get it?
I'd like to be in your bag.
What?
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:32:18 EST (#)
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We should go out we have soooooooooooooooooo much in common.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:05:30 EST (#)
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do shlongy and michael jackson.
and apollo and method
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:00:47 EST (#)
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Hmm... down to earth, with a touch of whimsy.
Submitted by glasscock (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:30:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:28:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:20:38 EST (#)
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Good job Tiger.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:19:44 EST (#)
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And to answer some of your questions/comments...
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:44:43 (#)
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Laptop not fixed yet? You still haven't used that cd image I got to reset your admin password? Did ya try?
Always set it blank, man. That's the only way that reliably works.
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Hadley, I'd found a workaround for my USB drive so I didn't need the cd image, but I had a different problem as of late...last Thursday my hard drive went spaz and started crashing every couple hours, so I had to get a rebuild done. Sucks ass because now I have to reconfig all my "personal" stuff.
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Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:40:45 (#)
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not all fraternities are full of conforming tools, just yours, you damn dirty hippie.
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Yes, boomer, you're right, I shouldn't have made that blanket statement. Sorry.
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:30:31 (#)
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Another good interview Tiger, and some good answers too CT.
Glad you have figured out the formula for an interesting read.
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Thanks ozzy - and I swear on my penis that all of my interview answers are the unadulterated truth, so help me God or may my shlong be forced in a blender and set to "frappe."
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:29:48 (#)
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good job TL & CT.
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That's because together, we are the mighty CLTT!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:13:18 EST (#)
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I knew there would be some great comments on THIS interview. :p
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:03:05 EST (#)
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I would love to do this!!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:39:56 EST (#)
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I'd like to see a question on what scares people included in this. Some people have really irrational fears or phobias.
I.e I am scared shitless of praying mantis'. Strange considering I grew up in Australia surfing in shark infested waters, killing deadly spiders in my house and dodging snakes in my backyard.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:29:48 EST (#)
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good job TL & CT.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:29:35 EST (#)
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Another interesting one. These are getting better and better. I'm worried that if i get one i'll be really boring!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:23:12 EST (#)
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They're getting better - that's rather obvious since ANYTHING would be better than listening to ETS drone on about some far-fetched pseudo-intellectual bullshit - but you will not really hit the interview jackpot until you do Shlongy.
Oh, and I'd also be available for the interview.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:12:37 EST (#)
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Odd. I was born in Dothan, Al.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:10:53 EST (#)
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I think you need some more interesting male subjects... or at least a pathological liar who will make the interview interesting. hit me up top heavy, and i will blush out the ends of your ears.
mickginny.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:08:38 EST (#)
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I'm going to start thinking of some really good questions......you're in trouble. You know how my mind thinks
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:57:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:52:12 (#)
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I think I need to turn the tables and interview Tiger
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Anytime baby. Anytime.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:55:15 EST (#)
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but what does this have to do with saving a dog?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:52:12 EST (#)
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I think I need to turn the tables and interview Tiger
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:51:26 EST (#)
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super duper
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:49:17 EST (#)
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Hey capn - where in the middle of IL? I'm from Champaign and heading there for Thanksgiving. MyTeeOne at hotmail.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:44:43 EST (#)
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Laptop not fixed yet? You still haven't used that cd image I got to reset your admin password? Did ya try?
Always set it blank, man. That's the only way that reliably works.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:43:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:40:45 EST (#)
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not all fraternities are full of conforming tools, just yours, you damn dirty hippie.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:37:14 EST (#)
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woooooooooooooooo
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:33:00 EST (#)
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kool
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:32:20 EST (#)
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super!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:30:31 EST (#)
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Another good interview Tiger, and some good answers too CT.
Glad you have figured out the formula for an interesting read.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:24:59 EST (#)
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These are getting better.
WHEN THE FUCK DO I GET ONE, HUH?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:21:25 EST (#)
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You seem a canny bloke.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:20:47 EST (#)
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I swear to you on my life that I had the EXACT same thing happen to me at a Superbowl party.
The stripper singled me out, had me on all fours, beat me with my own damn belt, then a frat paddle. The crazy whore was squirting water from her slutty stripper water bottle all over me.
It lasted for like 15 minutes. Then I had to go across the street to my then girlfriends house, to change clothes. Needless to say, she wasn't too happy to see me...covered in water, glitter, and that nasty apple-like stripper scent.
Good interview.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:11:05 EST (#)
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You seem like one of the good ones.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:09:13 EST (#)
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<weeps> Interview me, Michael Jackson, I will be completely honest :<(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:09:12 EST (#)
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+2 for realizing the error of your frat-minded ways.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:09:11 EST (#)
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You sure hit a gold mine with this series.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:05:40 EST (#)
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I have this bag you see, NO, I'm not the bag (very good though) and everyone that wants to play the game e-mails me and I put their name in my bag....get it?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:04:30 EST (#)
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I love you CaptainThorns!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:01:22 EST (#)
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I'm curious as to how the interview-ees were/are chosen
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-23 10:00:47 EST (#)
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auto IT analyst empathy +2
fuck this job is boring