I'm Ever So Sorry (3069 hits)
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Submitted by GoodGirl (View user info) at 2005-11-23 11:45:28 EST
I must apologize to you all.
I've tied to pull the wool over your collective eyes and I have failed miserably. You see, I'm not who I say I am. I am not a fun, outgoing, party-girl from Manhattan who parades around town with orange men and a mouth frothing with semen due to my inability and iron-clad refusal to swallow. No, I've lied to you all and now it is time for me to come clean.
My real name is Lincoln McGirk and I hail from Loyalton, Nevada (just west of Reno). Between eating McDonald's and masturbating to man-on-chicken porn while jamming kosher dill pickles into my cavernous abyss of an asshole, I really don't do much else but lurk on blog-based websites and sleep. I like to pretend that I am a fun, outgoing, party-girl from Manhattan because deep inside, that's what I feel I really am.
Truth be told, I was once married to a lovely, sweet, and beautiful woman. She was blind and lacked the capacity to smell, but I feel that is besides the point. Why she felt compelled to divorce me I'll never know, but one day, her seeing-eye dog, Luther, helped her pack up her belongings and out the door they went.
That was two years ago this Monday. Since then, I've quit my job as a chicken rancher out in Portola, I've changed my bedding sheets just twice, and I am on a once-a-week shower regimen. Needless to say, I am not your atypical ladies man. In fact, I'm not technically a "man" at all.
You see, when the doctor yanked me out of the infested bog that was my mother's womb, they inspected my fingers and toes (ten and ten, white normal), gave me a pat on the ass, stuck a plunger down my throat, and wrapped me up. They of course told my mother that she bore a healthy and strong baby boy and she was delighted. They placed a periwinkle blue bonnet on my newborn head and sent me home with my parents. They unfortunately failed to see the vagina under my penis.
My parents, having to change and feed me, noticed my vagina the day they brought me home. They tell me now that they were perfectly fine with having a hermaphroditic child, but I always felt a sense of neglect and disregard while growing up. Almost as if they were ashamed of me.
By age seven, I entered second grade and was growing ever more curious and conscious of the wonders of the human body. I simply assumed every other child was no different than me. My parents never told me different. I thenceforth proceeded to openly display my vagenis (I came up with that word when I was twelve) to anyone who wanted to take a glimpse.
And that's when the names started.
"Penis-girl" was a favorite amongst the elementary school crowd. The piece de resistance came around my sophomore year of high-school when Mira Sorvino hit it big on the silver screen..."Mighty Hermaphrodity." Yeah, that name stuck. For a while. Since I had no friends to begin with, seclusion and isolation was easy to attain.
For years I kept to myself. As the internet became more and more popular, I found solace and redemption in tricking young boys into thinking I was some pin-up girl from Malibu who eagerly wanted to fellate them. I've created so many myspace, friendster, blogspot, and aol accounts that I need a full phone book to keep all of the pseudonyms in order.
But you here at Ubersite have called my bluff. Successfully so. You have broken me enough that I am now fully confessing what I've wished to share with the world for years now. I am a divorced, over-weight, hermaphroditic, former chicken rancher who lives in my mother's rented trailer in the outskirts of Reno, Nevada.
And as I sit here in a puddle of my own semen and vaginal fluids, I am asking for your forgiveness. A new start, perhaps. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I hope you can all see how truly pathetic I really am and have mercy on a poor old vagenis.
Yours Sincerely,
Lincoln Seamus Mcgirk
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
who are you again?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha..
This is SUCH a classic!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-15 10:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
New alters should come here for lessons
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-25 20:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no opinion on this
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-25 19:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I laughed at any rate.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-25 16:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I fart in your general direction.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fshhgsg
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh now my ratings -1.10.
Everything you ever wanted to know about sizzlemctwizzle
User id: 22970
Registered on or around: 2005-10-31 16:41:15
# Messages posted: 18
# Reviews written: 77
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 266
# Hits: 4499
Average rating of all messages: -1.10
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes thats got to be right. Sumbody hacked her account and wrote this shit.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
another +2 because I needed a laugh & this did the trick.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:17:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
What brand of pickles?
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-11-25 12:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope your lying.
Either way I laughed.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What if someone just hacked the account , changed the password and ended up writing this post to confuse everyone? Then the real GoodGirl (whoever it is) can't do jack shit bout it !!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-25 07:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodness it's getting complicated round here!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-24 20:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're going to be in ze Los Angeles area und would like tickets to Hitler call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!!
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Im pissed at of you mother fuckers. Check all this shit out.
Everything you ever wanted to know about GoodGirl
User id: 23163
Registered on or around: 2005-11-08 13:09:08
# Messages posted: 5
# Reviews written: 159
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 819
# Hits: 21358
Average rating of all messages: -0.13
Thats fuckin right. 21,358 hits. To some guy who poses as a woman. Well he does have a vagina. Fuck it. But lets look at my shitty info
User id: 22970
Registered on or around: 2005-10-31 16:41:15
# Messages posted: 16
# Reviews written: 60
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 240
# Hits: 3927
Average rating of all messages: -1.00
Thats right. Average rating of -1.00. Only 3,927 hits. Well have something to say to that. Fuck You Mother Fuckers!!! You keep looking at his or her shit she might just become one of the 30 Most Viewed Authors. See bitch:
30. # gibberish(retired)
(254629 hits)
If somebody like that can become a fuckin most viewed author than Ubersite fuckin sucks. Go to fuckin Hell.
So finnaly, a word to the wise, don't look at anymore of GoodGirl's shit or you will be beat by a shitty poster. FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Im givin you a 0 cause this confused the hell out of me.
Are you joking? I can't tell. This can't be true. What the fuck? Huh?
Man this is some crazy shit. But then I calm my self down and pull out my gun.
If you don't tell me what the fuck is goin on I'm gonna cap this bitch.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-11-24 12:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-11-24 08:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...Method?
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-11-24 06:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go fuck yourself...
then post a photo...
please?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-24 05:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:11:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like this. Sometimes nothing feels better then a fit of anger in front of a forum.
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except everything else in the world.
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*than*
*than*
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-24 05:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed this.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-24 03:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can't think of anything clever to say right now ...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-24 00:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LSM huh?
I don't believe this, try another.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-23 19:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This gave me a damn good laugh. Great read.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-23 18:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just to help the rate
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-23 18:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post deserves a higher rating. I thought this was bloody brilliant, alter or not.
Funny post, GG.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:19:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
GG and IDT - good to have some fresh, bitchy blood around. Don't become buddies too quickly though, it's not as fun to witness.
Just look at me and Fat Tony - hating steadily for 2+ years and going strong...
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oh don't worry i'd still shove a hedgehog backwards up her hoohoo.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:32:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:34 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:48:10 (#)
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Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:05:25 (#)
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average_dan, try it at home and you'll see.
Heinz pickles are too soft and bend too much.
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You think I haven't tried Vlassics?
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It's Claussen all the way for me. Literally...all the way.
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go brineless, your quim will thank you for it
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GG and IDT - good to have some fresh, bitchy blood around. Don't become buddies too quickly though, it's not as fun to witness.
Just look at me and Fat Tony - hating steadily for 2+ years and going strong...
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like this. Sometimes nothing feels better then a fit of anger in front of a forum.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<sigh>
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm confused. Is this a joke, or what?
Oh and if the pickles don't work out, as a hermaphrodite you can always play a rousing game of hide and go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are too funny RayRay: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79723#1707242 was beautiful..
I actually shed a tear.
Then I wanked one out.
That's a little too much information.
I wonder sometimes why I have no inner dialogue.
Oh man, this is a little akward.
Why won't it just stop?
Submitted by clit_commander (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Totally sweet metaphors dude
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:36:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry, it was all good stuff cutie!
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That's good. Did she send you the naked pictures of me like I told her?
Okay, I'm not as funny as you, but I try and that's what counts.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:17:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
CT stands for Connecticut. Ahh, you can practicallly smell the money just saying it... Connecticut.
You were talking about me? With TL??
*sigh*
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Don't worry, it was all good stuff cutie!
Submitted by Unbound (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the bitterness I smell here.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have no idea how traffic counts in Connecticut became the focal point here. pretty cool, though, the tangets people go off on.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:06:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats ludacris,
Do you have any idea how many lexus' would have to be driving down the interstate at all times?
Hey RayRay,
Did Katie tell you I was talking about you yesterday?
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do you have any idea how many lexus actually ARE on the interstate at all times? there's usually a good 10 per mile for the 3-4 lanes of i95 in any one direction around me. and then you add in the merritt and there's two more lanes on each side with about 5 per mile being that it's slightly more inefficient in getting anywhere than 95 is. and since the first thing you enter is fairfield county, ie ct's dick, you really really do have a good chance of smashing into a lexus that cuts you off. shit i got cut off by two today and i've only been on the road to get to work.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:06:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats ludacris,
Do you have any idea how many lexus' would have to be driving down the interstate at all times?
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CT stands for Connecticut. Ahh, you can practicallly smell the money just saying it... Connecticut.
You were talking about me? With TL??
*sigh*
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn why are all the good ideas taken?
THIS is some good entertainment albeit a little schizo.
It's like a sick little soap opera played out at my work desk.
Thank you oh so much Uber.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats ludacris,
Do you have any idea how many lexus' would have to be driving down the interstate at all times?
Hey RayRay,
Did Katie tell you I was talking about you yesterday?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:50:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:33:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
yes i'm a chick. complete with a vagina and everything, gotta say god totally ripped me off on the boob thing though. um the closest i'm getting to va is i'm gonna be in baltimore for like one night on the 16th to pick up my little bro from apg. somethin bout the va pike scares me.... feel free to drive your ass up here. ct, i'm sure, would give you a warm welcome right before they tell you to fuck yourself.
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I'd be a part of that ct welcoming committee...
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oh then you know the drill. spot the out of state license plate and flip em one while simultaneously merging into their lane making them almost smash into a lexus. and honk, must honk.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty much if I was to drive to CT it would be for RRSNN only.
That is all.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:33:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
yes i'm a chick. complete with a vagina and everything, gotta say god totally ripped me off on the boob thing though. um the closest i'm getting to va is i'm gonna be in baltimore for like one night on the 16th to pick up my little bro from apg. somethin bout the va pike scares me.... feel free to drive your ass up here. ct, i'm sure, would give you a warm welcome right before they tell you to fuck yourself.
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I'd be a part of that ct welcoming committee...
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
made me chuckle
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes i'm a chick. complete with a vagina and everything, gotta say god totally ripped me off on the boob thing though. um the closest i'm getting to va is i'm gonna be in baltimore for like one night on the 16th to pick up my little bro from apg. somethin bout the va pike scares me.... feel free to drive your ass up here. ct, i'm sure, would give you a warm welcome right before they tell you to fuck yourself.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:48:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:05:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
average_dan, try it at home and you'll see.
Heinz pickles are too soft and bend too much.
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You think I haven't tried Vlassics?
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It's Claussen all the way for me. Literally...all the way.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You could drive to VA and take off all of your clothes. Then I_D_T could do the same thing, and I can properly compare the two.
That's always a surefire way.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
flack, i don't know who val is, but i can assure you that i'm not him/her (name goes both ways).
and pantsarestupid, pickles are magical. perhaps i will dedicate a posting to them.
average_dan, me and inion_de_trua are no the same person. i promise you. how to convince you of that without actually meeting the two of us will be tricky. but you'll have to take my word on it.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you a chick I_D_T?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there's no damn way to prove i'm not an alter without some wank visiting me is there...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That should answer your question PAS.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:05:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
average_dan, try it at home and you'll see.
Heinz pickles are too soft and bend too much.
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You think I haven't tried Vlassics?
I've been shoving pickles up my rusty sherrif's badge for years. I can tell what brand they are by feel alone.
I've gone as far as genetically splicing several different types of cucumbers from all different regions of the world to create a "master pickle" if you will.
Now, I know you may be asking yourself, "Average_Dan, why don't you just use the cucumber because it's bigger and more rigid, LOLZWTFBBQSAUCE??!?"
The answer is simple though, it's the burn from the vinegar when the pickle tears the skin of my man-orfice that gives me instant gratification, and causes me to splooge through my flacid member.
Someone please fess up to this alter battle....
Please?
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is it with pickles and assholes today?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well here's another one minute between replies... i'm scanning porn for work right now. that's actually my job. but i've moved into the mid 80's now and i've decided that since my boss is out for the week due to vegas/holiday i'd rather not stare at moussed bush and read some funny shit instead. would you want to stare at 80's porn? i think not, i leaves retinal scars.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:23:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey i can hate openly and still give you a smack on the ass when you done good. i'm not that much of a cunt. yet.
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Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:22:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow. some semi-love from inion_de_trua.
that made me smile :)
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Total time between replies: 1 minute, 1 second.
Possible? Yes.
Probable? No.
These alters need to stop being so goddamn eager.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i dunno how much alcohol i'd hafta drink to have the looks make up for personality here. besides i'm more of a jezebelle or janine type of girl. or lanny barby, hotness on a stick there. brunettes are cuter.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just come out with it, Val. Sheesh
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:23:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey i can hate openly and still give you a smack on the ass when you done good. i'm not that much of a cunt. yet.
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Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:22:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow. some semi-love from inion_de_trua.
that made me smile :)
<><><><>
Lesbian alter porn?
Sweet.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey i can hate openly and still give you a smack on the ass when you done good. i'm not that much of a cunt. yet.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow. some semi-love from inion_de_trua.
that made me smile :)
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Curiouser and curiouser.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:54:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason I find this post and the whole situation funny.
Whoever made this alter (goodgirl) felt the need to create another to do a hate post against her/it.
So a regular user has created two alters to argue back and forth with hitwhore titles.
I'd like to shake the hand of whoever came up with that little plan.
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ok dammit i'm not an alter. that hatepost was real annoyance fueled. but this post was funny, who ever did it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eat a dick, alter
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you'll have to shave your ass...bag your head...and cut off your penis and balls.
Then, we're all set.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF?
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
average_dan, try it at home and you'll see.
Heinz pickles are too soft and bend too much.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
stupid.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't believe you.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
What brand of pickles?
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That could be the funniest review i've ever seen.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy, yes, i've wanted to mount your love-stick for a while now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cut the crap- Do you want to mount Shlongy's love-stick or not?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I usually give an auto +2 for disfunctional olfactory receptors, but since you used Vlassics, I have to -2 you, bringing you to a 0.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason I find this post and the whole situation funny.
Whoever made this alter (goodgirl) felt the need to create another to do a hate post against her/it.
So a regular user has created two alters to argue back and forth with hitwhore titles.
I'd like to shake the hand of whoever came up with that little plan.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What?
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maddog, Vlasic wworks the best. They don't break under the pressure when my sphincter clenches up unlike their competitors. Trust me, having half a pickle in your rectum is quite a......pickle.....to get out of.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now Method's alters create alters. It's like two mirrors facing each other, reflecting back and forth...
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What brand of pickles?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. That's too bad.
This isn't going to be pretty.