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How Dial Soap Ruined My Professional Sex Life (1398 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.6 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Hactar (View user info) at 2005-11-23 11:45:44 EST


And just like that, she was gone.









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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:11:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*baffled*

Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

She found your pet ring worm?

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice to see I inspire people.

It was actually the liquid soap.

Submitted by hactar (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's the other one

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79712

And thanks, Shlongy. I knew I could count on you.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oooh found it, got it. kinda killed the moment for myself though.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Did you wash your right hand? Is that it?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i didn't get it and i can't find the other one.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR HAR

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT is funny.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And I read the other one.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-23 12:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't get it?

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

........

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha brilliant.

I wonder how many people will link this to the post earlier?


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