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If I rip out my own eyes will the image still be there? (1086 hits)

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Submitted by Oleannder (View user info) at 2005-11-23 15:39:43 EST


The horror of it all.

I had a craving last night for some of those large sour jelly soothers that you can get in the bulk candy aisle at 7/11. After a year and a half of constant vomiting I have learned that when I have an actual craving for something I will have a better chance of being able to keep it down, so I listen to my tummy now. Since I am not permitted to drive myself anywhere without fear of passing out behind the wheel & taking out any miserable fools on the road with me, I asked my boyfriend to drive me over to the 7/11 closest to our house.

It was pretty late & the store wasn't very busy at all, I could see two customers inside with the clerks. We parked next to a large pick-up truck with an older man sitting in the drivers seat. For some reason that I couldn't put my finger on looking at the old man alarmed me. He was just sitting there, in his pick-up, right in front of the stores doors, doing absolutely nothing. He looked about 60 or so with an old baseball cap & a checkered lumberjack jacket on, staring straight ahead with this weird look on his face. Then he turned & looked at me & broke into a grin. I was pretty creeped out by now even though there was no rational explanation for it.

So we entered the store & I headed to get myself the candy I was craving. I looked up to see if the creepy old bugger had left yet. Nope. In fact he was now looking into the store & staring right at me with the same weird grin on his face. So I rushed to get my purchase to the counter so we could pay & just get the hell out of there.

As we were exiting the 7/11 I looked up one more time at the weird old man. It was at that precise moment that the head of the ugliest old toothless woman popped up out of his lap. It took me a couple of seconds to register what I had just seen & what it meant. The sick old fuck had been getting a blowjob from what looked like the worlds oldest homeless hooker in the parking lot of my neighborhood 7/11. Then the truly nasty part happened. As she was wiping her mouth with a dirty rag he turned his head to look at me, gave another grin & then tipped his hat.

Not only did I lose my appetite right then & there I have also taken a few showers & can't get rid of the 'unclean' feeling.


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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-23 22:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, yuck.

At least he wasn't jerking off to the sight of you.

Submitted by Unbound (user info) at 2005-11-23 21:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for your pain.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-11-23 18:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Seeing as that you are my sister, I feel I must provide you with a +2.

That being said.


LEARN HOW TO CONVERT A FUCKING BMP TO A JPEG!!!!!
BRAIN DAMAGE IS NO EXCUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:53:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:40:52 (#)
Ranking: 1

Ew. What's wrong with you anyway?
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That's a loaded question, but if you mean what's wrong with me in terms of my illness: either I contracted a virus or I have cancerous cells in my body that have caused my brain to swell in my skull & produce some damage. So my body rejects most of the food I intake, I am constantly dizzy, I pass out a lot, severe migranes, long & short term memory loss, extreme emotionaly swings, sometimes the loss of speach & reading / writting comprehension & severe stomach pain.

On the plus side I am allowed to smoke all the pot I want since I don't keep pills down very well. Nothing like a doctor sanctioned buzz

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See now that has an effect on my ranking. Coz i thought this was a -1, but I'm finding it hard to select that as rating. I'm sorry you're not well. -1 anyhow.

Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for your illness.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, reminded me of this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39654

Definitely one of the most appalling things I've had the displeasure of seeing.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

For your camwhore. You look older than I originally suspected.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That totally sucks, I'm really sorry.

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:40:52 (#)
Ranking: 1

Ew. What's wrong with you anyway?
-------------------------------------------------

That's a loaded question, but if you mean what's wrong with me in terms of my illness: either I contracted a virus or I have cancerous cells in my body that have caused my brain to swell in my skull & produce some damage. So my body rejects most of the food I intake, I am constantly dizzy, I pass out a lot, severe migranes, long & short term memory loss, extreme emotionaly swings, sometimes the loss of speach & reading / writting comprehension & severe stomach pain.

On the plus side I am allowed to smoke all the pot I want since I don't keep pills down very well. Nothing like a doctor sanctioned buzz.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:40:52 (#)
Ranking: 1

Ew. What's wrong with you anyway?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-23 15:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Ew. What's wrong with you anyway?


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them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside
them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions
time and again and I say this stinks.

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