Things I don't know. (1552 hits)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2005-11-24 14:33:10 EST
1) Is Thanksgiving a celebration of Turkey eating? what do turkeys have to do with it?
2) Why are Thorpe and williamson banned?
3) Where did Wazza go?
4) What do I want for Christmas?
5) What's this about?
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-26 03:29:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-25 17:09:29 (#)
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do you still eat shoes?
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yes.
Shlongy, I never said this list was exhaustive.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-25 18:21:00 EST (#)
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What is the deal with all the forks?
What you want for Christmas........... for marijuanna to become legal & plentiful everywhere?
Submitted by Unbound (user info) at 2005-11-25 18:05:49 EST (#)
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looks like a cat sacrificing itself to the traditional Thanksgiving Plate Dragon.
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-11-25 18:01:59 EST (#)
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What you don't know could fill a book.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-25 17:35:54 EST (#)
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You don't know a LOT more than just this list.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-25 17:09:29 EST (#)
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do you still eat shoes?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-25 16:43:26 EST (#)
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har har cat-being-eaten-by-a-sofa? or armchair, or, um.. something...
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-25 16:30:13 EST (#)
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Needs less rape.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-25 07:57:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:15:06 (#)
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Why do you & spagnum always post within minutes of one another?
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der.... I'm his alter.
(even though I haven't posted for a couple of weeks and he posts while I am on holiday, and in the middle of the night and stuff, and we have both posted camwhores. It's a complicated alter. I hope method is impressed)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-25 06:53:04 EST (#)
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I'm glad Thorpe and williamson are unbanned.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-25 06:52:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:04:13 (#)
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What no camwhore? Cindy your slipping.
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I would like to apologise to uber for the lack of pictures lately. I am ridiculously busy!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-25 06:18:49 EST (#)
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Williamson got banned? HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-25 03:56:58 EST (#)
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2) Why are Thorpe and williamson banned?
Spamming the Harry Carey post. FatmanTPk is also
Bart Bart must love me because I didn't get banned for spamming it.
I LOVE YOU BART! YOU ARE SO GETTING A REACH AROUND TONIGHT!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-24 23:56:47 EST (#)
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Dear Akira,
Bart is a moody little bitch. That is all the explanation you need.
Love,
Method
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 22:02:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:45:45 (#)
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2) Why are Thorpe and williamson banned?
Spamming the Harry Carey post. FatmanTPk is also.
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That is the lamest fucking thing that has ever happened on this planet.
What a fucking loser. Next he'll be banning people for not clicking on his crap posts often enough.
IT STARTED WHEN THE SITE BROKE DOWN, DIPSHIT!
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I can understand banning me. I spammed the fuck out of it but Thorpe really didn't do much. In fact I think if it hadn't been for me Bart wouldn't have banned anyone but since he wanted to make examples out of a few he got Thorpe as well (if only for a day).
If he'd just said "Shut the fuck up or you're banned" I wouldn't have spammed it, and I'd never spammed a post before. I just wanted to keep that post on Most Heated as did another 50 or so people it seemed. If Bart didn't like it he could have said so instead of banning us without any explanation or warning. It's not like we're multiple-offender types like Habeeb or WTH or something.
Oh well; his site and all that.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:45:45 EST (#)
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2) Why are Thorpe and williamson banned?
Spamming the Harry Carey post. FatmanTPk is also.
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That is the lamest fucking thing that has ever happened on this planet.
What a fucking loser. Next he'll be banning people for not clicking on his crap posts often enough.
IT STARTED WHEN THE SITE BROKE DOWN, DIPSHIT!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:04:13 EST (#)
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What no camwhore? Cindy your slipping.
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:40:32 EST (#)
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*You're*
I think Bart has banned my grammar.
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:38:12 EST (#)
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1) Is Thanksgiving a celebration of Turkey eating? what do turkeys have to do with it?
I think it's the
American equivalent of the first fleet landing on America and being given turkey by some redskins.
2) Why are Thorpe and williamson banned?
Spamming the Harry Carey post. FatmanTPk is also.
3) Where did Wazza go?
His mother is sick I think.
4) What do I want for Christmas?
Since your British, probably your two front teeth.
5) What's this about?
Felinal rape perchance?
-Williamson (Free Willy)
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:28:45 EST (#)
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I don't know them either
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:15:57 EST (#)
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That picture is incredible
you are a goddess
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:58:17 EST (#)
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Autofocus plus 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:45:55 EST (#)
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UNBANNED UNBANNED UNBANNED UNBANNED
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:45:34 EST (#)
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WOOOHOOOO
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:22:03 EST (#)
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Things I don't know. (Rating: 0.07 on 25 reviews, last by Brianthetruthspeaker 4 minutes ago)
Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at ****2005-11-24 14:33:10******
Photoshop Competition #2 (With an Über theme) (Rating: -2 on 2 reviews, last by Sphagnum 5 minutes ago)
Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at ****2005-11-24 16:05:54******
Don't you Chinese cunts know how long a minute is??
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:19:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:15:06 (#)
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Why do you & spagnum always post within minutes of one another?
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Because I'm her alter, Moron.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:15:06 EST (#)
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Why do you & spagnum always post within minutes of one another?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:10:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:18:46 (#)
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I am a teacher.
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Further proof that the Western civilization is decaying.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:06:48 EST (#)
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1) Is Thanksgiving a celebration of Turkey eating? what do turkeys have to do with it?
The history of Thanksgiving (US)
King Bush the first invades turkey (the country)
He forces them to pray to Halliburton, steals all the oil.
Makes it law that all shall eat turkey on this day
The end
I thought they thought that in Canada.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:01:59 EST (#)
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Bah, fucking uber misread the link. Copy and paste the whole string.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-11-24 16:00:43 EST (#)
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http://encarta.msn.com/column_thanksgivingmyths/The_Pilgrims_watched_football_(and_other_Thanksgiving_myths).html?GT1=5809
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:57:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:18:46 (#)
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I am a teacher. I mainly teach kids to read, and pass their GCSEs and that. Wanking pictures don't really come into it.
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You obviously don't work at a RC school then.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:46:13 EST (#)
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Sorry my minds in the gutter
Shame on me.
And you a prim and proper educator of children
Why what ever came over me?
Me being a Neo Con.
do I sound chastised?
Like I said: good luck!
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:40:14 EST (#)
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Eaten...close enough without being vulgar
Remember the double entendre..as a hint?
Maybe that by you too fast.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:35:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:32:45 (#)
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4) What do I want for Christmas?
I think the photo says it all BeBe
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a cat?
a sofa?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:34:57 EST (#)
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Brian - Double ententre? We invented them..... (Well maybe the French)
Bigbabylons: Any star should be enough. I'm very bitter: I rarely give out stars.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:32:45 EST (#)
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4) What do I want for Christmas?
I think the photo says it all BeBe
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:31:26 EST (#)
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That is NOT a gold star cindy, its a black star, which in my youth was a completly diffrent thing.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:29:56 EST (#)
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oh my bad its a couch!
same difference!
couch... bed..
I wonder if you caught the double entendre in the photo.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:28:53 EST (#)
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yes you get a * for the spanish. Super well done!
It's well busy at school this tewrm. It's getting in the way of my uber career.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:24:45 EST (#)
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Yes well reading might help them pass there GCSE's.
Do you teach the window lickers, there was a special group in my school for those sorts called Rabbits. God everybody used to rip them to shreads, i still remember the taunts, gives me
nightmares.
By the way I got an A in spanish, does that mean a gold star for me.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:23:53 EST (#)
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Looks like you bed is about to have some pussy eaten
i just hope thats a hint to your man!
good luck!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:18:46 EST (#)
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I am a teacher. I mainly teach kids to read, and pass their GCSEs and that. Wanking pictures don't really come into it.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:15:45 EST (#)
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Are you not a teacher then?
What ever it does involve, i hope its not showing pictures taken by people who are wanking!
That would just be wrong, think of the kids, i beg you.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:09:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:07:39 (#)
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Was it YOU taking the pictures cindy, if so please don't show them to the school children.
One of them could be my nephew.
Thanks
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I think you have a very hazy idea of what my job involves.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:07:39 EST (#)
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Was it YOU taking the pictures cindy, if so please don't show them to the school children.
One of them could be my nephew.
Thanks
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:05:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-11-24 14:47:06 (#)
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Why is the second picture so fuzzy, is the person taking it wanking off?
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yep
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-11-24 14:47:06 EST (#)
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Why is the second picture so fuzzy, is the person taking it wanking off?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-24 14:42:41 EST (#)
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I think cats should be eaten.
But i'm pretty sure those teeth in that sofa monster aren't real...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 14:40:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-24 14:38:30 (#)
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No Comment
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Thanks for stopping by Caulaincourt!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-24 14:38:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 14:37:37 EST (#)
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Method! Come back and be mean to me. This post is clearly shit and I still publish too many terrible camwhores.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-24 14:35:38 EST (#)
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court ordered mandatory community service +2 = (