Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 (772 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.08 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sizzle McTwizzle (View user info) at 2005-11-24 18:40:37 EST
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these,Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and
asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? "The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh! and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those
are for Married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Carrot Top is in the building.
So, I'm leaving the building.
Submitted by uberfoxyroxy (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was rather funny even i think. 2 cos your on minus numbers and i am nice.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lol! Funny funny!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-25 00:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by jinman (user info) at 2005-11-24 23:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm married. This hits too close to home.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry man. This was not funny.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A young guys grandfather is chatting to him in his bedroom when he picks up a condom off his dressor and asks what it is. The young guy thinking quickly explains that it is a protective cover for his ciggerettes when it rains. The old man thinking this is a great idea asks where he can buy some to which the young guy tells him, the chemist.
The next day the old man enters a chemist and asks for a pack of condoms and the chemist asked him what size he wants to which the old guy says.
Too fit Camels please.
Submitted by GatorRed (user info) at 2005-11-24 18:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had not heard this one before. I will rate it honestly, even though its a cut & paste job
Submitted by PigOnLifeSupport (user info) at 2005-11-24 18:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jackass.
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 18:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How come I get banned when shit like this is allowed to run rampant?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-11-24 18:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-24 18:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're fired.
next applicant, please.