Skit I wrote when I was tired and out of my mind (494 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.33 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sizzle McTwizzle (View user info) at 2005-11-24 18:57:47 EST
I didn't finish it. I fell asleep at my computer. If I ever had a tv show, I doubt I ever will, this is one of the skits I'd like to do.
In my experiences I have found that music has a strong influence on people and the way they feel. By controlling the music a person listens to you can control the way they feel and therefore controlling their actions. For instance have you ever been in a place, like a wild party and the music that was playing was so abusive that you would do anything just to get the hell out of there or get drunk so the music appeals to you. Face it when your drunk you like music that you never like when you're sober. So what does the music do? It makes you drink. Now I have come up with a few ideas where music could revolutionize services and facilities.
My first idea is to take idea of abusive music and how it can hurry people along. Now no one wants to go to a place that is playing abusive unless the place is so necessary to life that you have to go there. Like the restroom at a major league baseball game, no one likes those, with the long lines and the waiting. If only we could speed it up a little bit (cue me in bathroom and hard metal rock band behind me)
(cue music)
Get your mother fuckin ass in that stall
Or I'll get a gun and kill you all
Sit your hairy ass on that toilet
And SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!
One more pussy BITCH BITCH
To take another SHIT SHIT
Hey assholes squeeze your dicks
And hurry up your piss
If you don't hurry up
I'll kick you in your nuts!!!
(cut music)
It just works like magic. Its beautiful. Lets see it somewhere else. Now lets say that your parents are gone for the weekend and you're having a quiet little party with a few friends (cue me at an enormous house party out of control, with a hiphop group behind me). Well, everyone's drunk and the stereo just broke. They start break things in your house and you just want to get laid before your parents come home and kill you cause you don't wanna die a virgin.
(cue music)
Oh god, look at that ass you got girl
Perfectly round like a fine pearl
Got ta be the best thing in this world
Let me smack that ass
Let touch your breast
Let take you to a place where we can lay and rest.
Girl you say you like romance
Well then I'll just drop my pants
And you me will do a little dance
OH,OH,Ohhhhh!
(cut music)
Lets leave before this gets x-rated. Have a good night. Don't forget to slap her ass, they like that.
And thats the shit.
User Reviews
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-27 06:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are talented
Now go play like a suicide terrorist and blow yourself up already
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-27 05:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sit your hairy ass on that toilet
And SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!
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Profound. Oh the raptures.
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 21:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are your parents cousins or something?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-24 20:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-24 20:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
these are the most thought provoking reviews in the history of uber. Shithead.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This is really quite bad.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
¿Que? ¿Era esto significada ser divertido?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-24 19:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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