A little harmless journal fun? (669 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.52 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rick (View user info) at 2005-11-24 22:39:41 EST
One of my ex girlfriends is a dirty cheating lying whore. She sucks at life. A lot. I have her stupid LiveJournal username and password. The journal that all her selfish, spoiled, stuck up little friends read on a constant basis.
I'm bored and I have some free time on my hands. I wouldn't mind dishing out a little revenge. What should I do to her precious little journal? I figure the great minds at this site could come up with things I'd never think of.
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Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:37:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-25 04:46:54 (#)
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Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-24 23:00:27 (#)
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Hate is not the opposite of love, indifference is.
I love that line.
Keep showing her you care by trying to fuck with her life so she'll notice you.
When you're over it, things like this won't even cross your mind.
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nonononono, the opposite of love is envy.
but other then that youre right.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:34:08 EST (#)
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rick the dick
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-25 07:31:21 EST (#)
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Idea sounds way better in fantasy land than reality. You'll only get yourself in trouble. Go play in traffic
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-25 05:03:48 EST (#)
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run to the bathroom and colmb your hair
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-25 04:46:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-24 23:00:27 (#)
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Hate is not the opposite of love, indifference is.
I love that line.
Keep showing her you care by trying to fuck with her life so she'll notice you.
When you're over it, things like this won't even cross your mind.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-25 03:55:37 EST (#)
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Be the bigger man. Skip away tiny dancer.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-25 03:15:02 EST (#)
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Needs more rape.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:13:13 EST (#)
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moving on is the best revenge, you sad pathetic little boy.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:09:06 EST (#)
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ahhhh, vindication.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 00:56:01 EST (#)
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Okay this sounds fun. Write in her journal about her friends, talk about how they're a bunch of bitches. Don't be too obvious, you don't want them to atomaticaly know its not her. Say stuff they could believe. Talk about you great you are just to piss her off.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-25 00:28:21 EST (#)
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Write about how you beat off in her hair and she liked it. She never showers so she's able to enjoy your asparagus sperm spooge taste all day. Then she fists her asshole and gargles her menstrual blood.
Submitted by aliceblack (user info) at 2005-11-25 00:01:15 EST (#)
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You could stop being a child. There's probably a reason you broke up, and maybe it's time to, you know, let go.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-24 23:38:08 EST (#)
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Uh if we are talking abour retaliation on an adult (+19) then I have some ideas. Any younger then that & I don't wanna have anything to do with it.. You can't blame kids for their hormones.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-11-24 23:36:05 EST (#)
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Don't forget to change the password after you finish fucking around! That way you can fuck around some more with it!
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-24 23:11:10 EST (#)
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I recommend you post one photo of goatse, one photo of lemonparty and one photo of tubgirl.
Then move on.
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-24 23:00:27 EST (#)
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Hate is not the opposite of love, indifference is.
I love that line.
Keep showing her you care by trying to fuck with her life so she'll notice you.
When you're over it, things like this won't even cross your mind.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-24 22:47:38 EST (#)
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-2die
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 22:44:41 EST (#)
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re 14/y olds.
Fuck. Off.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-11-24 22:42:50 EST (#)
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Write about her bestiality-based rape fantasies.
Or just leave it alone and move on with your life.
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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-24 22:42:47 EST (#)
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Deja Vu all over again.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-24 22:41:14 EST (#)
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I come up with...
never post here again. That'll get the bitch.