Name Suggestions (393 hits)
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Submitted by Sizzle McTwizzle (View user info) at 2005-11-25 00:38:14 EST
I am already aware that one of Michael Jackson's children is named Blanket, so I decided to do a little planning for future names for his kids. Incase you don't know, Blanket is the one he held over the balcony. Here are some possible names:
Pillow Jackson
Pillowcase Jackson
Mattress Jackson
Mattresspad Jackson
Comforter Jackson
Bedpost Jackson
Canapé Jackson
Pajamas Jackson
Sweatstain Jackson
I hope this will be helpful to Michael Jackson. Maybe calling his kids funny names will give him incentive to start getting back in the bed with women and not little boys. If anyone else on Ubersite has any other name suggestions you can leave them here for Michael to see.
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 02:02:29 EST (#)
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Oh sit! I'm Out!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 02:01:06 EST (#)
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he hangs around here al the time
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:59:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:51:32 (#)
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its actually Prince Michael the II
but he calls him blanket, because blanket is an ancient african name meaning warmth and security.
i shit you not.
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Didn't know that but that's funny. I just wanted to give a future suggestions incase he sometimes hangs around Ubersite. If he does then I'm never coming to site ever again.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:53:06 EST (#)
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Jizz rag
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:51:32 EST (#)
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its actually Prince Michael the II
but he calls him blanket, because blanket is an ancient african name meaning warmth and security.
i shit you not.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:51:00 EST (#)
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I watch South Park.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:47:13 EST (#)
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he named his kid blanket?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:46:01 EST (#)
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get a life you fucking scourge
Submitted by peternorth (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:21:18 EST (#)
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You know the name of his kid? Do you spend all day watching ET and jerking off to John Tesh records.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:07:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-25 01:03:39 EST (#)
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please go away
please???
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 00:56:50 EST (#)
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Pretty good, but I was trying to stay with the parts of a bed theme.
Submitted by jinman (user info) at 2005-11-25 00:55:32 EST (#)
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How about Parachute Jackson?