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Submitted by STANDARD D II (View user info) at 2005-11-25 05:29:55 EST


Today is what we like to call in the states as "Black Friday", biggest shopping day of the year.

In an effort to milk as much time and money out of you as possible, Target department stores have decided to give you grauitus wake up calls. (How nice of them) http://www.target.com/wakeup

Just click on the link and sign up... No not you, anyone who you want to piss off by getting up at five in the morning to answer an automated wake up call without them finding out it was you.

Have fun...

*opens phone book while laughing maniacally*


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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:11:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought this was going to be a rude story

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought this was going to be a rude story

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 07:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you have to authenticate the number dipshit

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 07:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought black friday was when the jews killed jeebus.



oh.


that was good friday.

(i guess the jews not only control the media, but the various naming of religious holidays)

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-25 05:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sue them somehow, ideally with a class action lawsuit.

I wish I was an American so I could take advantage of stupid marketeers.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-25 05:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh man, that would be so open to abuse.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-25 05:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Only in America.


Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands
and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.

Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!

-- Homer Simpson
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson