You're Simply The.... (1235 hits)
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Submitted by Soley (View user info) at 2005-11-25 08:12:37 EST
RIP
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-04 14:45:59 EDT (#)
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Come on now. That's a good thing, surely!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-04 14:37:16 EDT (#)
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not seen a post from you for AGES...
come on woman!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:13:31 EST (#)
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Where have you got to?
Would be nice to see you round every now and then.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:48:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:42:23 (#)
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Fuck soccer.
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indeed. But what about football?
and I aint talkin bout that girly game where the players have to dress up in suits of armour beforehand in case they break a nail.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:42:23 EST (#)
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Fuck soccer.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-25 14:29:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 10:16:42 (#)
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I've mailed you, ass crease features.
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Did you mean me?
If so I didn't get it, my work e-mail was cut off today. Try: Spam.d(at)tiscali.co.uk
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-25 10:54:54 EST (#)
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George Best, RIP you crazy bastard.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-25 10:43:52 EST (#)
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poor old George Best
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-25 10:25:14 EST (#)
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won'tbe able to read it until later
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 10:16:42 EST (#)
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I've mailed you, ass crease features.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-25 10:13:11 EST (#)
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I see they treat their asshole, alcoholic sport stars like untouchable royalty in the U.K. too.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-25 10:10:46 EST (#)
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well come on then you cunt, don't act like a direct question from me isn't the orgasmic highlight of an otherwise meaningkless week for you.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:58:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:42:40 (#)
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Never!
I'm deffo won't be hanging around here come crimbo, though.
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how come?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:55:57 EST (#)
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``I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars,'' Best once said of his lifestyle. ``The rest I just squandered.''
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:53:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:20:56 (#)
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who cares? the fool drank himself to death.
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That and I never heard of him until today. Have a +1 because I'm an ethnocentric New Yorker.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:50:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:20:56 (#)
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who cares? the fool drank himself to death.
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Uh? Hell-O?!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:42:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:21:23 (#)
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I thought you had found better and more mature uses for your time than Uber Dee?
Never!
I'm deffo won't be hanging around here come crimbo, though.
So, which one of these verses would you like in your Christmas card Spam?
Frosty the snowman
He's another useless cunt
We build him with a 12" prick
His dick stuck out in front
We put a smile upon his face
When the girls all tried to suck it
Within an hour it'd melted down
And Frosty just said "Fuck it"
Santa got stuck up the chimney
'Cos he couldn't pull a bird
His pubes were trapped around his plums
And all the kiddies heard
"Pull me out or you'll get nowt you nasty bunch of dicks"
They said "fuck your toys, dickhead
And pelted the twat with bricks.
Dip your balls and make them jolly
Tra la fucking la la laa la la
Smash his train set and her dolly
Tra la fucking la la laa la la
Tell the little shits there's nowt for Christmas
Tell em your skint, you've got no dough
Tell em santa clause is HIV positive
Tell em he was killed on the fucking M4
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:39:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:20:56 (#)
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who cares? the fool drank himself to death.
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Pre-fucking-cisely.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:23:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:21:21 (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:12:38 (#)
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You look mysterious and sexy when you do that Bertaaay.
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Oh yeah!? Well your smile is like a warm blanket on a frozen winter morning!
ZING!
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Sweaty and clingy?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:21:23 EST (#)
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Love the jaundice effect on the photo.
I thought you had found better and more mature uses for your time than Uber Dee?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:21:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:12:38 (#)
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You look mysterious and sexy when you do that Bertaaay.
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Oh yeah!? Well your smile is like a warm blanket on a frozen winter morning!
ZING!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:20:56 EST (#)
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who cares? the fool drank himself to death.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:14:29 EST (#)
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R.I.P Besty, Shotgun all his valuables!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:12:38 EST (#)
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You look mysterious and sexy when you do that Bertaaay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:06:26 EST (#)
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Georgie obviously wasn't doing it right.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-25 09:01:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:39:24 (#)
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I think it's only right that we all raise a bottle or two (in rad's case, four) in memory of Besty.
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*furrows brow with concern*
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:50:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:27:54 (#)
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But whom killed him and why?
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Damn it, you beat me to it.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:46:05 EST (#)
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Don't be a quitter rad!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:41:49 EST (#)
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I quit drinking so much.
im good with three.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:39:24 EST (#)
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I think it's only right that we all raise a bottle or two (in rad's case, four) in memory of Besty.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:35:41 EST (#)
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Sounds like a plan. You'd get pissed a hell of a lot quicker too.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:30:38 EST (#)
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I take out my liver on a night of heavy drinking, and put it back in in the morning. Saves me loads of money on my car insurance.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:30:38 EST (#)
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I take out my liver on a night of heavy drinking, and put it back in in the morning. Saves me loads of money on my car insurance.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:30:05 EST (#)
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Lung infection. Bloke was a waste of organs anyway. Fuck knows how many transplants and pissed them all up the wall.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:29:45 EST (#)
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i love the ads on ubersite, you cunt.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:27:54 EST (#)
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But whom killed him and why?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:25:03 EST (#)
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Shit shame, maybe some one else can have a liver now.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:24:49 EST (#)
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Bye bye Besty.
It's hard to raise kids when your on dialasys.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:22:16 EST (#)
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It was announced about 10 minutes ago on the news.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-25 08:19:02 EST (#)
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ooh has he gone?