Babysitter (932 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.07 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sizzle McTwizzle (View user info) at 2005-11-25 21:28:54 EST
A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they
wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most
trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were
already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and
make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the
babysitter got bored and so she wanted to watch tv but she couldnt watch it
downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want
their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them
if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. Of course the parents said
it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could
cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth,
because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the
father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said.....take the
children and get out of the house.....we'll call the police...we dont have a
clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown.
It turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.
User Reviews
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-28 07:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I read this ages ago, only far, far better.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-26 22:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
0H NO3S TEH CH1LLENS IZ DED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111one
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-26 09:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah. So?
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-26 08:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I kinda saw that one coming. Needs some pacing!
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-26 08:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, you people are cunts.
accept that you have been pwned, laugh and +2.
whats so hard about that?
oh yea youre all extreme egotists.
"if i dont think its funny it wont be funny"
i thought it was good
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-26 06:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what a surprise ending!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTFFFFFFFFF
Submitted by RobertHand (user info) at 2005-11-26 03:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck it i laughed
Submitted by jinman (user info) at 2005-11-26 02:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And weren't one of the murdered children? Pity...
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-26 01:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are an alter.
Only an alter would make a post this obviously bad on purpose.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-26 01:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only that; I vote whoever this is gets slowly lowered, peener-first, into a giant vat of sulfuric acid.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-25 22:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I third the decision
Submitted by LilBastard (user info) at 2005-11-25 22:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This would be a good campfire story for kids but here it's kind of bland.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-25 22:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I second the motion.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-25 21:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont have alters.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-25 21:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I vote Bart starts banning people who have alters