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Rating: 1.94 on 82 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-11-26 04:37:34 EST
These are movies that probably should be made, but never will be.
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@ETS!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the words of encouragment on this one. I spent parts of 3 days on it. I spent more time on this post than any other non-musical post I've made. It wasn't easy. I wanted to do about 10 different movies, but I was afraid noone with dialup would ever see it because of its size. It's already pretty large as it is.
I might do a continuation in the future. I'm probably not going to post as much as usual over the next little while. I think I'm gonna go for more of a quality over quantity approach. There are a lot of my posts that could have gone from good to great if I'd just gone that extra step with them, so from now on I'm gonna try doing that, even if it takes days to complete.
At least then I can look at my own stuff and be halfway proud of some of it. We'll see how it goes.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-29 00:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish you had even more time on your hands! Jeeeezus this is funny!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-28 21:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
This should make B@W.
Well... Actually, it could use a couple more good ones to be long enough for B@W.
But still... This is awesome.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome...some of the reviews/comments were just as good though.
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:57:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
WAAAAAY too much time on your hands.
Awesome.
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Yea, time! That's it! Time!
That's what I've got on my hands.
It comes in white, milky liquid form now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Louisiana Jones...heh
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:07:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhhhhh...
That was not a mental image I needed to have right now. I'm eating potato soup.
Damn you for ruining my meager meal, man!
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Ruined your meal? Shit, man, just imagine if you'd have licked the time off my hands!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhhhhh...
That was not a mental image I needed to have right now. I'm eating potato soup.
Damn you for ruining my meager meal, man!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
WAAAAAY too much time on your hands.
Awesome.
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Yea, time! That's it! Time!
That's what I've got on my hands.
It comes in white, milky liquid form now.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WAAAAAY too much time on your hands.
Awesome.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:07:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:28:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, I guess if there is a movie out there called "Jurassic Pork", which apparently there is, I can only assume the creator of it is a genius of the highest order. Either that or a wealthy porn kingpin. Either way, we have something in common.
I have a bad habit of not googling shit like this before I post. Spoofing pop culture is a cheap sort of humor...so cheap, in fact, I was surprised that none of the other movies had been made by large corporate studios yet.
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I was just commenting on the earlier review. Someone who has never posted anything farked your rating (nobody cares about the ratings, but everyone does. Who doesn't like to have their creativity praised? Knowing that soemthing you took the time to do is well received is a matter of pride, I guess), and it pissed me off a little. Mostly because someone did the same to one of my posts.
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I've come to expect it on uber. Frankly, I was surprised it had gotten that far without being blemished. I think I made it to the top of best ever right before they did it. No biggie. I realize I generally piss just enough people off so that I'll never get a perfect 2 on anything I post. I suppose I could start kissing a lot of ass and maybe it might work out one day, but I doubt it. Besides, none of the crap I post should get perfect 2s anyway, in my opinion. I always end up finding something wrong with them.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:28:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, I guess if there is a movie out there called "Jurassic Pork", which apparently there is, I can only assume the creator of it is a genius of the highest order. Either that or a wealthy porn kingpin. Either way, we have something in common.
I have a bad habit of not googling shit like this before I post. Spoofing pop culture is a cheap sort of humor...so cheap, in fact, I was surprised that none of the other movies had been made by large corporate studios yet.
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I was just commenting on the earlier review. Someone who has never posted anything farked your rating (nobody cares about the ratings, but everyone does. Who doesn't like to have their creativity praised? Knowing that soemthing you took the time to do is well received is a matter of pride, I guess), and it pissed me off a little. Mostly because someone did the same to one of my posts.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome!!!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:16:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jurassic Pork is a movie. Jurassic Pork is a movie. Jurassic Pork is a movie.
Who fucking cares?
ETS, this was hilarious, especially Louisiana Jones.
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Yea, I guess if there is a movie out there called "Jurassic Pork", which apparently there is, I can only assume the creator of it is a genius of the highest order. Either that or a wealthy porn kingpin. Either way, we have something in common.
I have a bad habit of not googling shit like this before I post. Spoofing pop culture is a cheap sort of humor...so cheap, in fact, I was surprised that none of the other movies had been made by large corporate studios yet.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice photo choice for louisiana jones.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're more interesting when you don't cry
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jurassic Pork is a movie. Jurassic Pork is a movie. Jurassic Pork is a movie.
Who fucking cares?
ETS, this was hilarious, especially Louisiana Jones.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
10 out of 10 for effort.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-28 03:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fairly meh until Louisianna Jones. Then it was funny.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-28 00:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 00:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm, it does look right in Firefox.
Strange.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-27 20:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-27 01:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't really be bothered reading the blurbs but +2 for incredible amount of effort.
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-11-27 00:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-27 00:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy cow a lot of effort went into this.
Plus it was hilarious, so, you know, you've got that going for you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hollywood's produced far worse, so a studio could totally take a chance on any one of these and see what happens...
I mean, they couldn't be any worse than 'White Chicks,' right?
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-11-26 17:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed out loud at Twister and Louisiana Jones.
You're my hero.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-26 17:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har.
Louisiana Jones, and thats it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-26 17:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im stealing your louisiana jones idea
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:08:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jurassic Pork IS a movie
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I guess I should have googled first. That's what I get for trusting my own originality.
Submitted by Unbound (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most of them didn't grab me but I did enjoy Louisiana Jones.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jurassic Pork IS a movie
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-26 15:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pwn.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-26 15:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well deserved
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-26 13:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-26 13:10:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
the others weren't funny but louisiana jones was hilarious
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-26 13:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the others weren't funny but louisiana jones was hilarious
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-26 12:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
louisianna jones made me laugh.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-26 12:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-26 12:31:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is the key to my city. Take the one to my house too while you're at it
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No really... You're too much.
Please cease this adulation at once...
Well-placed as it may be, you must stop.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-26 12:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is the key to my city. Take the one to my house too while you're at it
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-26 12:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the last one.
Fucking gold
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-26 12:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty damn funny
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-11-26 12:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:39:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
The "Louisiana Jones, Raiders of the Wal-Mart" made me laugh my ass off.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Really quite goddamn fantastic.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The "Louisiana Jones, Raiders of the Wal-Mart" made me laugh my ass off.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should be in pictures, kid...
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-26 07:32:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, +2 soley on the strength of Louisiana Jones. That was awesome.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a sucker for interposed heads.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-26 09:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-26 09:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-26 09:06:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
How did you come up with THIS post after your Mr. Miyagi disaster less than 24 hours ago?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-26 09:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did you come up with THIS post after your Mr. Miyagi disaster less than 24 hours ago?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-26 08:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bill Paxyon IS the man
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-26 08:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I met some of those raiders of the Wal*Mart yesterday morning....
while I was...
uh....
buying extravagantly expensive gifts for everyone I know.
<hides face in utter shame>
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-26 08:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice work!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-26 07:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, +2 soley on the strength of Louisiana Jones. That was awesome.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-11-26 07:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heheheheh. When I said this wasn't that funny, I'd only read the first one - the Twister blurb had me in absolute bits.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Rad, it has something to do with the width of the pic I think. If it is big enough to make the page scroll, it seems to go immediately below the MVA side bar, this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/79841 - has a small pic and no blank space. I think it has something to do with the text wrapping Bart has recently tinkered with stop people frm fucking up posts using the '@@@@@@@@@@' trick.
This is all supposistion of course and I know fuck all about computers so you'd do well to ignore it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this space intentionally left blank so when you click on it you dont get a face full of suprise goatse
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can be clever on the odd occasion. Dumbass.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS and I actually did a collaboration track for The Loonies. It's a synth-pop ballad called "I Can See The Fire (Behind Those Cryin' Eyes)", and it'll be available on 12" Vinyl this winter.
1985, here we come!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Louisiana Jones and the Raiders of the Wal Mart
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:00:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
the reason for the blank space is apparent I thought.
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not to me....
Funkboy you can turn off the ads in 'My Account'
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-26 05:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the reason for the blank space is apparent I thought.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you can shut them off funk
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no, i'm on safari and the pic starts in the normal place
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
adverts?
fuck this
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:46:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Does the picture start low on the page for anyone else, or am I just really stoned?
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All pictures look funny in some versions of Explorer- all pictures have a big white space ahead of them when I use uber on explorer (bored) at work, but on firefox at home it looks fine. fact.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDE so funny
ets= so cute too :)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does the picture start low on the page for anyone else, or am I just really stoned?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.myvue.com/cinemas/index.asp?SessionID=9AB8392404E7400B827643B4B70A8C24&ci=36
tears have come to my eyes- look at the choice I have to watch today.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously dude, tears squirted out my eyes when I saw the title for that,
Louisiana Jones and the Raiders of the Wal Mart
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that scene in Lousiana Jones where the crackhead pulls out a knife and start twirling it around, and Jones just caps him.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm.
Now that came out weird.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-26 04:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great! You've put me in the mood for a film.