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My Penis Is Huge! (1039 hits)

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Rating: -1.88 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <ShootMeImMexican.at.Hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-26 10:25:05 EST


I swear it's this big!



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Submitted by thechairnamedgod (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

your penis is a giraffe's face?

Submitted by Unbound (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have that looked at by a doctor.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow.

I thought Mexican penii were brown.

Go figure.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Q. Why don't Mexicans barbeque?

A. The beans fall through the grill.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-26 16:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So you're Mexican?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-26 15:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you have jaundice, Id get that looked at if I was you and by a doctor, not by the $2 prostitutes you normally get to look at it

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-26 15:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-26 13:48:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

My twelve-year-old brother just called you a dork.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-26 13:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My twelve-year-old brother just called you a dork.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-26 13:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

you appear to have a nasty black scum in the groin area. I'd get that checked.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-26 12:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your art teacher raped you, didn't he?

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-26 12:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

-1 = I've seen better, when I look down every morning.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

on my screen resolution, that's actually really small.


way to go, dipshit.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you also have cancer

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Funny because my screen res is unmistakably higher than yours. Tool!

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-26 11:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That appears to be a mushroom with a couple tumors. That kind of sucks, huh?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*sigh*

do you happen to be a cast member from the simpsons by any chance? you know, the whole yellow skin thing...

Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

only a -1 because it looks like you could torque your urethra with a large flathead screwdriver, and that's a funny thought.

good job trimming the mane, though. chicks like 'em neat-n-tidy.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

First sign of gayness- spending Saturday mornings drawing cartoon penises.

Although in your case, I'm sure it's just one of many signs, asswipe.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAtool

Submitted by uberfoxyroxy (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh dear. that is poor. very poor. if i wasnt in a typing mood, i wouldn't have typed a comment.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-26 10:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry for your loss.


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