Don't like to bleed? You shouldn't have broken the code. (420 hits)
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Submitted by Frank Cushion <slashedfloaties.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-26 14:33:23 EST
Every time I go to a public restroom, some asshole breaks the code. Am I just a magnet for fucked up people? I mean, seriously... I get on any form of public transportation and the nearest bum, retard, or crack fiend is on my case until I manage to say something to completely put them off. And it takes effort.
It's never a situation where there are no other urinals open, either. I always take the farthest from the door, as per the code, and thge next person always picks the one next to me. Then I get the urinals with little walls...I get idiots trying to edge in with me, like they're planning on crossing the streams. Next person to break the code, I'm shouting "No, I will not bend you over in the stall!" and hoping there's at least one homophobic redneck in the bathroom to pound him.
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Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:49:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-26 21:59:56 (#)
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Every time I go to a public restroom, some asshole breaks the code.
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My roommate kept going on about how I must uphold some mysterious "guy code" when he was trying to convince me that leaving the room so he could pork some chick he doesn't even love was a good idea. All of it is bullocks.
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Heh...I forgot about this one until last night, when I went through my alter's posts while drunk.
Yes, Mr. Sparkle, I'm absolutely sure your friend banging some chick he doesn't love has EVERYTHING to do with which urinal he uses. So I'm guessing what you're saying is that...you also choose to go out of your way to piss directly next to someone else, even when it isn't necessary? Are you a trough man? Maybe we should all just dangle our johnsons wherever and let fly with a golden arch.
In other words, the code I spoke of here was not a guy code, but a urinal code.
And on an unrelated note, that part about the girl he doesn't love sounds kind of emo to me, are you saying YOU'RE the one in love with her? There's something called manning up and getting it off your chest. Chicks dig that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:33:53 EST (#)
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You're settimg records for shittiness.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-28 07:47:55 EST (#)
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Hhhmmmmm, enlightening.
Submitted by Kirbage (user info) at 2005-11-26 22:07:23 EST (#)
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-Everything for trying to sound tough but coming off softer than pillows. Gay pillows.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-26 21:59:56 EST (#)
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Every time I go to a public restroom, some asshole breaks the code.
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My roommate kept going on about how I must uphold some mysterious "guy code" when he was trying to convince me that leaving the room so he could pork some chick he doesn't even love was a good idea. All of it is bullocks.
Submitted by thechairnamedgod (user info) at 2005-11-26 21:03:58 EST (#)
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"Am I just a magnet for fucked up people?"
no, you're probably just really effiminate. try using the ladies bathroom next time.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-26 20:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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