Terrible joke that I heard recently (979 hits)
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Submitted by <Unbound> (View user info) at 2005-11-26 18:14:03 EST
I'm going to be killed for this.
What is the most difficult part about being a pedophile?
Washing the blood out of your clown suit.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:40:02 EST (#)
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whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You cant empty out the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:22:53 EST (#)
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old and not that terrible
what's the difference between a dead baby and a bathtub?
you can't fuck a bathtub
btw Im guessing everyone here that told a dead baby joke also loved "The Devil's Rejects"
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2005-11-27 19:24:14 EST (#)
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A pedophile and an 8 year old walk into the forest;
The 8 year old says, "The forest is so dark, I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You're scared, I have to walk out of the forest alone."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:17:15 EST (#)
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quadratic equasions?
Submitted by Unbound (user info) at 2005-11-27 13:53:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-27 03:20:29 (#)
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playing the piano?
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playing the piano? are you on crack?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-27 03:20:29 EST (#)
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playing the piano?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-27 02:21:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:23:23 (#)
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Here's a better joke - what is the greatest thing about raping twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Also try learning to spell peadophile.
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You mean 'Paedophile', right?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-26 23:18:14 EST (#)
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Thanks for sharing.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-26 23:15:29 EST (#)
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Whats the worst thing about having sex with a 3 year old?
Pelvis cracks.
Whats that worst thing about having sex with a 4 year old?
Pelvis cracks.
Whats the worst thing about having sex with a 5 year old?
NOTHING!!
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-11-26 22:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how do you make a 10 year old cry twice?
wipe your bloody cock on her doll.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-26 21:17:19 EST (#)
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I always take the clown suit off.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-26 20:55:07 EST (#)
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Meh.. kind of funny but that picture was way too creepy. I know that was your point, but I must stand by my -1.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-26 20:21:34 EST (#)
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What's black and blue and hates sex?
The eight-year-old boy in my trunk.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 20:19:02 EST (#)
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How do you get a priest to have sex with a nun?
Dress her as an altar boy.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-26 20:04:56 EST (#)
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How do you make a six-year-old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear.
What's even better than sex with an eight-year-old girl?
Slicking her hair back to make her look like an eight-year-old boy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:28:14 EST (#)
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The worst thing about eating a bald pussy?
Taking the diaper off.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:17:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:11:02 (#)
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The hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
Getting them out of their wheelchair.
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Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:12:15 EST (#)
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HAR HAR PEDOPHILE
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:11:02 EST (#)
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The hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
Getting them out of their wheelchair.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:09:46 EST (#)
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And another.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:09:21 EST (#)
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Have another.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:08:53 EST (#)
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I heard this one a few months ago but I like your narsty clown.
Submitted by Unbound (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:06:12 EST (#)
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uh can't you continue your discussion on the difference between American & British spelling without continuing to -2 my post over & over? If you want some idle chit-chat then make your own damn post.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:51:15 EST (#)
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Damn you American fiend! You know my only weakness - ego boosting
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:48:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:43:48 (#)
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Hey man I'm not on a horse, if I was I probably wouldn't be on it for long...
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But the British are excellent equestrians <ducks flying keyboard>
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:43:48 EST (#)
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Hey man I'm not on a horse, if I was I probably wouldn't be on it for long...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:36:47 EST (#)
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You're right. You invented it. We made it better.
Get off yer high horse, dude, I'm fucking with you.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:32:59 EST (#)
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No you're right, we only invented the language after all. What a bunch of cunts we are... we should have realised that the Americans could make it better, wow what were we thinking. Idiots! God I'm so ashamed!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:29:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:23:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a better joke - what is the greatest thing about raping twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Also try learning to spell peadophile.
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Ooooops! Don't take this personally, but fuck
the British spelling.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-26 18:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a better joke - what is the greatest thing about raping twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Also try learning to spell peadophile.