Nice Hookup!(well almost) (885 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.36 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sleepingmonkey (View user info) at 2005-11-26 20:29:10 EST
So I found myself Thursday night at my usual bar to unwind after a stressful family day. Without getting into too many details, I was wearing my shirt that says 'On A Mission'. I don't wear it too often, but I think I was up for some Thanksgiving ass. Now, I'm a regular at this bar, so I know everyone, everyone knows me. This makes it diffcult to hook up there, at least most of the time.
Enter this girl Betsy. I've seen her there a few times, talked to her, bought her drinks, and even flirted with her on a few occasions. Trouble is, we all have theory that she plays for the other team. There is also a guy she talks to regularly(like they are hook-up buddys). He's cool, one of my cousins friends.
Around 11 or so, I send her a drink. Around 12 I leave my favorite spot next to my best, Jackie, and go on my 'mission'. So I end up talking to her the rest of the night. I'm getting good signals, you know touching my arm, back, dying at everything I say; all of that stuff. We had even made plans one night to hang out on a sunday to watch football, but she wasn't able to make it that day. Anyways, she is telling me all kinds of stories, and one of them I find her saying the word 'blunt'. As in, "so I pulled this blunt out of my purse....". Green Light. So I'm like, "oh, uh, do you still smoke?" I'm in.
So she is down with going back to her apartment to get high. Now I usually don't drive far after bar night(this bar is 1/2 mile from home, though the neigborhood) but tonight I get to drive like 5 miles to get there. At 60. She drives like a maniac. Fine. This should be worth it.
We get there. More stories from her. Then she tells me about this lady that loves her. I'm like, "you mean she gets along with you and thinks you are cool, or is in love with you?" The latter. She also adds that being with a girl IS fantastic. So we talk all about her liking girls. fine.
Soon after, I've decided that I'm going to try to convert her, or at least give it the best shot she's ever gotten at it.
Just then, a knock at the doorwall. What's this? A booty call from some lovely lady perhaps? This could be interesting.
Nope. It's that dude she talks to. He's wasted. He usually talks to me when he sees me. but was awfully quiet for the 20 more minutes I stuck around. The scene was awkward. Went home alone at 4 in the morning, followed by a cop for 3 of the miles. Lucky for me I was just high and not too drunk at this point. I made it home, went to bed and slept.
At least I have a Bi friend now.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Always interesting when a strike-out celibate (not by choice) loser shares his latest example of his crappy life.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-27 23:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-11-27 13:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eh, you sorta wimped out there. sack up.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-27 12:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I swear I will hunt down and rape to death the next person who starts their post with "so"
Fucking try me, go on JUST FUCKING TRY ME!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-27 12:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-26 21:49:27 (#)
Ranking: -1
what?
this isn't livejournal. have a point
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-27 08:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No poony, no points!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-27 05:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your story could have been so much better if you actually told it by someone who doesn't sound 16, and awkward
p.s- your lady friend my like woman, but clearly likes the dick that came over. I don't think she wants any part of you
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-27 05:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cock blocked by a drunk. classic
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-27 05:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you gave in too easily!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-26 22:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-26 21:49:27 (#)
Ranking: -1
this isn't livejournal. have a point
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-26 21:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what?
this isn't livejournal. have a point
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-26 20:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This story didn't really go anywhere. But it was better than the average post so +1.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-26 20:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Goddammit, I hate when that shit happens.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 20:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You shoulda opened a can of whoopass on him and porked her.