A game for you all to try - Fat Chick Bronco Riding (1438 hits)
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Submitted by Eggy (View user info) at 2005-11-27 14:33:44 EST
Are you having a depressing night in the pub? Did some guy with better clothes than you, more muscles than you and a nicer smile than you steal the woman you were trying to pluck up the courage to go talk to the whole night? Is there a sausage-fest occuring?
This is the typical Saturday night for me and most other guys in the world.
So what are we going to do about it? Go home and jerk off?
That used to be the highlight of my night, however my friend came up with the best idea in the world, last night, which will provide you with something to tell the grandkids when they gather around you for a story. It will provide excellent shits and giggles for the night. It might also win you a pint.
It is a game called "Fat Chick Bronco Riding."
It involves two players, you and a friend. What you do is look about the bar or club you are in for the fattest, most rotund chick you can see. Seen her? Sitting in the corner with a pint of Stella, and each time she reaches her arm up to take a sip of it, her fat rips open another few stiches in her top. So anyway, I'm sure she has a nice personality, but lets proceed to step two.
Your first friend approaches her, smiles and offers her to dance. She will automatically turn around to make sure he wasn't talking to someone behind her, then she will give him a confused look as if to say "Me?" He will then take her by the hand onto the dancefloor and put his arms around her (or just find a chunk of flab and grab.)
He will then get very close to her, and romantically put his lips up to her ear and whisper "You are a fat fucker."
At this point you get a stopwatch out and start timing. I have to admit, it is rather entertaining watching a fat chick wiggle about and try and break free in a violent rage when your friend is holding onto her for dear life. So anyway, when she breaks free you stop the stopwatch. A good time is usually 15 seconds. I'd take my hat off to anyone who could hold onto a proper fat chick for more than a minute as it is a skilled art. Also these fat girls are robust, macho stallions.
So anyhow, after you're done laughing, it is now your turn to approach her. At this point, the fat fucker is probably uncontrollable crying (teehee) and when you approach her, she is so desperate for love and compassion, she will happily go up and dance with you.
Repeat above. However, the person who is going second, whether is be you or your friend, must have 5 seconds removed from this time. This is because, the chick is fat and is probably tired and exhausted after trying to break free from the grip of the first person.
So anyhow, whoever has the longest time receives a pint from the loser.
Have fun folks.
User Reviews
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-20 17:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DrKlepto (user info) at 2006-03-07 07:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, there are a lot of fat chicks on Ubersite... look at all those -2's
They have obviously felt the brunt of Fat Chick Bronco Riding before.
If they didnt eat pies all day whilst sitting on thier asses watching reruns of Desperate Houswives, Lost and Eastenders then they would be so fat and we wouldnt have to ridicule them.
Fat Chick Bronco Riding gives fatties a little motivation to loose some weight, it also provides some much needed exercise for them. So I think it should be made an Olympic Sport.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not really funny.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
excuses excuses....
ya like that? see what i did there?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-28 07:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-27 19:30:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-27 17:25:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so torn here-
On one hand I thought this was pretty funny however I also see how much of a prick you are to do this.
_______________
translation: im too much of a pussy to plus two that.
but im not
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You're right nahnonefit (gay name by the way), I'm afraid to hit the the +2 button to a bunch of irrelevant strangers on the internet. I don't have the balls to do it. Thanks for figuring me out
Dickhead
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Forensic makes a good point, lack of balls- get some video on here with you performing.
and also unoriginal- though I heard it in a different context. Holding on while doing the deed
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-11-27 15:36:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
was kinda funny. and reminded me of the idea of rodeo sex.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-11-28 00:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
funny. only fat girls would -2 something like this.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-28 00:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-27 22:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not half bad.
Submitted by Unbound (user info) at 2005-11-27 22:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That's actually pretty lame.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-27 20:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-27 20:17:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:53:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:50:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a difference between accepting that 'fat' is a fair target for humor like anything else, and actually finding pleasure in deeply humiliating an innocent person. I don't care if you were joking- you apparently can't distinguish the two, or you're an asshole. Or both.
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Glad to see you're so assimilated already that you can't conceive that a thin girl could hold this opinion. You've officially epitomized an American stereotype. Welcome to the U.S., you'll do well here.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-27 20:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Screw you guys, thats funny.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-27 20:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:53:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:50:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a difference between accepting that 'fat' is a fair target for humor like anything else, and actually finding pleasure in deeply humiliating an innocent person. I don't care if you were joking- you apparently can't distinguish the two, or you're an asshole. Or both.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:50:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a difference between accepting that 'fat' is a fair target for humor like anything else, and actually finding pleasure in deeply humiliating an innocent person. I don't care if you were joking- you apparently can't distinguish the two, or you're an asshole. Or both. ""
the sound of fat bitches.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-11-27 19:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-27 19:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-27 19:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I seriously doubt that you've actually done this. This would require balls which I believe you lack.
Besides, this little "game" of yours is by no means original.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fat+girl+rodeo
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-27 19:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-27 17:25:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so torn here-
On one hand I thought this was pretty funny however I also see how much of a prick you are to do this.
_______________
translation: im too much of a pussy to plus two that.
but im not
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-27 19:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on, man. Don't make fun of fat chicks. You should know that only blacks, fags, dead babies, orphans, and retards are fair game.
Grow up.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-27 18:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like you offended the fatasses of uber...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-27 18:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-27 17:25:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so torn here-
On one hand I thought this was pretty funny however I also see how much of a prick you are to do this.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-27 18:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:53:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:50:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a difference between accepting that 'fat' is a fair target for humor like anything else, and actually finding pleasure in deeply humiliating an innocent person. I don't care if you were joking- you apparently can't distinguish the two, or you're an asshole. Or both.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-27 17:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:50:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a difference between accepting that 'fat' is a fair target for humor like anything else, and actually finding pleasure in deeply humiliating an innocent person. I don't care if you were joking- you apparently can't distinguish the two, or you're an asshole. Or both.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-27 17:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so torn here-
On one hand I thought this was pretty funny however I also see how much of a prick you are to do this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-27 16:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a low-life, chicken shit piece of ignorance who
should die.
"He is one of those people who would be greatly
improved by death." -Saki-
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-27 16:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
B@W
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-27 16:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-27 16:21:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:45:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm too nice/cowardly to try this but I'd certainly buy anyone a pint who attempted it. ""
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-27 16:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:45:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm too nice/cowardly to try this but I'd certainly buy anyone a pint who attempted it. ""
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-11-27 16:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that sounds like a great idea, haha fat chicks
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-27 15:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I can certainly relate to the part of not getting chics I want. About making another pay for it, I don't know. But I guess we all do it some way or another
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-11-27 15:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with "not cool, man" on this one.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-11-27 15:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
was kinda funny. and reminded me of the idea of rodeo sex.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:50:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a difference between accepting that 'fat' is a fair target for humor like anything else, and actually finding pleasure in deeply humiliating an innocent person. I don't care if you were joking- you apparently can't distinguish the two, or you're an asshole. Or both.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a difference between accepting that 'fat' is a fair target for humor like anything else, and actually finding pleasure in deeply humiliating an innocent person. I don't care if you were joking- you apparently can't distinguish the two, or you're an asshole. Or both.
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm too nice/cowardly to try this but I'd certainly buy anyone a pint who attempted it.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-27 14:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a digusting thought of yours. Stop posting crap.