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I'll be the rich some day (431 hits)

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Rating: 0.83 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Snuffleupagus (View user info) at 2005-11-28 00:29:36 EST

I have over 500 pez dispensers. Some day, they will become insanely valuable, and I will become the second richest man in the world. I will be second richest only because someone out there has a lot of beanie babies, and they're going to make a come back in 2040.

Once I become rich I will buy ten square feet of land, and a nuke. I will then find the technology to set off the nuke when I die or when I will it. After all of this I shall send a formal declaration of independence to the president of the United States which will at that point be called Buttland.

Anyone who wants to come party with me on my 10 square feet may, but not if you're fat. This entry will now average a -1.0 because 3/4 ubersiters are fat.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Let me know when you get rich. I'll add you to my list of "People to Hit Up for Crack Money".

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pez.

yes.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 07:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A little short, but a +2 for random insanity.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

allow me to help you get that negative rating

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-28 00:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds good. Make sure its one of those underground nuclear missiles.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-28 00:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm with you on this one, those 500 "Jean Benet Ramsey" Pez dispensers will be highly sought after one day.

Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-11-28 00:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FIRST!#!@$!@!!!!!!@!!!!
the rich shall be me

!!