Intro to a real woman (2524 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.12 on 103 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Raggedy Andy (View user info) at 2005-11-28 01:08:07 EST
Hey guys, my name is Andy, been going back and forth to a few places.....go to myspace to meet guys......and i come here to read funny stuff.... and mean stuff too......i have to admit, my evil side feels right at home here......but definitely wouldnt meet any guys here lol....ive seen some of your pictures......newayz, i figured id treat everyone to something NICE for a change......because ive seen the pictures of the girls on here too......WOOF........i like how you kiss each others asses and tell each other how gorgeous you are.......do you actually believe it? thats so sad........but you guys crack me up so its ok. newayz.....here you go.....im a bit of a voyeur, so i like to show myself off....i figure God gave me my body and my face for a reason, might as well flaunt it....nothing wrong with that!!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if you were my daughter, i would totally fuck you
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure your parents are proud of you.
Whore.
Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, your not stuck or anything. What's wrong with your lips?? Or maybe it's your nose, must be Italian or something. Your one of those stuck up bitches in Highschool that got their asses kicked for being too fool of themselves. Your not UGLY, but your definatley not all that. Next time you need an ego trip, you may want to find somewhere else to do it. Or maybe get your face fixed and try again. Oh yeah and -2, put your clothes back on.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There will never be another Kristy Swan on Ubersite.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about RaggedyAndy
User id: 12509
Registered on or around: 2004-09-26 23:43:38
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 27
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 98
# Hits: 1816
Average rating of all messages: -1.07
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Auto myspace mention -2
Someone's been sitting on this alter for a while...
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"im a bit of a voyeur, so i like to show myself off"
That doesn't even make sense.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2005-11-29 04:19:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're real - next time you need a little "pick me up" because your father stopped molesting you go stand on the corner and flash your ass to the world. Maybe you'll get a few whistles but I'd just hope you get a beer bottle up your ass.
If you're fake - You're just stupid.
You pick.
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That pretty much sums up how I feel about all this. And if you're not an alter, try submitting something that's actually contributory. I mean shit this post was pretty much just about how you think you're awesome. It's alright to have a high self-esteem but do so on your own time. And I can imagine the come back now.
"But I did contribute, I posted my pics for these losers to see what a real girl looks like."
So there you go I did your job for you, have a nice day.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why does uber always fall for this?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please excuse my hamfistedness - that should have been a big, fat -2.
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:52:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rank
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Still rank, by the way.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rank
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my evil side.... feels right at home.... giving you a -2die.... there's nothing.... wrong with that!!!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-29 07:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now Caul isn't the only one who makes me want to beat him with a shishkabob of flaming baby bunnies.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 07:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"im a bit of a voyeur, so i like to show myself off."
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Voyeur, exhibitionist....I can see where you would get confused. They sound so much alike.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-11-29 07:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen better looking girls standing under the 'Police Warning, Kerb Crawlers will be arrested' sign attached to the lamppost at the end of my street.
You might have a good figure but your obvious arrogance is not attractive. Trust me.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-29 04:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Any of you seen past the skank hoe in the last pic and seen them mighty fine speakers? +2 for the speakers! (so that makes it -2)
Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2005-11-29 04:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're real - next time you need a little "pick me up" because your father stopped molesting you go stand on the corner and flash your ass to the world. Maybe you'll get a few whistles but I'd just hope you get a beer bottle up your ass.
If you're fake - You're just stupid.
You pick.
Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2005-11-29 04:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd shit on ya.
+2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew this name was familiar. It's taken me a while to place it though.
There are several reviews on this thread by Raggedy.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67584
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have.......You........Ever.......Been......Fucked........By.......Less......Then......75.....Guys......At.....Once,,,,,Whoreface?
Submitted by kolenabobena (user info) at 2005-11-29 01:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HA
Oh wow.....I spent like fifteen minutes, just sitting here and laughing at those pictures.
You are just fucking ugly. Please, tone down that ego of yours - you have no reason for it. At all. You are beyond mediocre, you are just pathetic looking. Fat, oily skin, boring face.....You look like any random preppy young tramp I could see strutting around the mall, trying to make sure every guy looks at her, too bad none of them do......
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-29 01:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RaggedyAndy (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:14:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
eat shit you prissy cunt.....your sarcasm isnt lost on me....when it comes down to it, im just as normal and down to earth as any other girl....my ex called me raggedy andy for a reason.....im just better looking than you..... And youll have your picture, but i have to study and im not wasting any more time with you right now
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Did your ex call you raggedy andy because you have a loose raggedy cunt?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-11-29 00:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I doubt this is the real person in the picture, but if it is you I only got one word for you
FAT
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I honestly don't understand why someone would create this alter. It's not like the hits go to your main account and you don't get any sort of recognition.
Maybe it's for users who have never been on most heated before because their posts are too "serious".
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:05:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
KristySwan II
We can build her faster, stronger, better than before.
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Beat me to it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:26:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here we go again...
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Hey! Why don't my alters ever get their little magic codes mailed to them????
I mean, uh....
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-11-28 22:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CONGRADULATIONS, YOU'RE AVERAGE!
Try not being a dumbass conceited bitch.
It's your area that needs the most improvement.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-11-28 22:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow you are one hot tranny! Damn!
by the way looks like someone spooged on your camera lens.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-28 22:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Either take your shirt off and pull down your pants, or get bent.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-28 21:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"i like how you kiss each others asses and tell each other how gorgeous you are.......do you actually believe it? thats so sad........"
i'm glad we agree. by the way, you look ok -in the face. but your mouth probably tastes like bleach and i'm sure your nether regions are as loose as a turkey's neck. assuming that's you, of course. actually, your face isn't that great either. but hey at least your tits are decent. then again, you might have bologna nipples. plus i'm sure you're one of the most boring people on the planet. don't let it get to you though. bye!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-28 21:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So what if you're an alter? I'll be masturbating to the PICTURES tonight!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-11-28 21:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit, Method has lost weight.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-11-28 20:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite is for loser, faggots, fucker, asswipes, dickholes, cockgobblers, fucktards, bitches, mark ass tricks, trick ass marks, bitch ass tricks, niggers, chinks, douchebags, drunkards, shitheads, racists, incestual motherfuckers, rich bastards, diseased bastards, disgruntled citizens, and old fat men. Which one are you?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice horse teeth, alter.
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:35:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
why.....do you...type....like...Christopher Walken...speaks?
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I'll save the -2 because these reviews are hilarious and have turned my bad mood around entirely.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Confidence is sexy...arrogance isn't.
You are mediocre. If you had a little class it would help.
Submitted by FF_EMT32 (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The girl in the pictures is hot, which saves this from a minus 2....but...Why the hell are you smelling your armpit in the first pic? Is this the new fad in sexual relations? YOU CAN SMELL ME FROM A MILE AWAY! OH, YES, PHEROMONES! Sorry, just doesn't do it for me.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
In the last picture your face kind of looks like some rat/person hybrid.
It scared me.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Are you worried that you're not cut out to be a cam whore because you look like a stretched out sack of shit? No problem, just turn up the brightness and contrast to hide your skin blemishes! Zits, black heads, and scars instantly vanish when you convince yourself that you're not a pimply-faced salad dodger by manipulating your image.
Don't worry about integrity, this is the internet, anything goes."
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore
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I'm glad you graced us with your presence, my lord and savior. Will you go out with me? You're so hot, I can't wait to AIM with you! My screen name is LechugaSnack212, please send me an instant message!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
ELL OH ELL
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a novel idea: let's, just for once, *not* get a crappy alter onto Most Heated.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
KristySwan II
We can build her faster, stronger, better than before.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Always with the most heated on these...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whose alter are you eh?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yawn
Rubbing vaseline on the camera lens only softens the image when you appropriately apply it. Use a soft cloth, not your flaccid she-male cock. Work from the outside towards the center.
Hope this helps. Unfortunately for you, the only thing that will soften that man jaw is a hammer.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, so you've been around longer than me. See if I care that you've never bothered to review one of my posts. Here's my review: -2 die
Oh and you're the hottest lurker, I mean alter, evar.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better looking women dancing for free at a shitty bar the night before Christmas
and, you can't write/type for shit and, this has to be an alter.
+1 for being a slut the first day to work after 4 days off
-3 for being a slut.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Even teh hotness doesn't save you from a -2.
Alter.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
all the ugly people on this website get really defensive and skeptical when you make fun of them. or even look better than them. it's hilarious.
she's hot and that's pretty much undeniable. maybe her face is a tad plain. but regardless, i really see no point in posting something like this other than for controversy. or in berating the poster with comments like "OMGSLUTWHOREBITCH YOU HAVE NO PERSONALITY!"
whatever. made me smile.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can picture you having a really ugly face when we fuck...
so we'd have to do it doggie style-k?
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:10:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
welcome!
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How cute. You are trying soooo hard to fit in.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations on your mediocre sex-change operation.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mike, shut up and post something. You keep the average scottish score up, I tear it down with my tales of owls and why Im not an evil genius HURRY we dont want to look stupid in front of the other nations!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kinda like a plainer version of Ms. Swan.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I also think it's great when tiger calls people a twat. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MONDAY!!
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awwww. I love little baby alters.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:27:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen up you bratty little twenty something twat, nowhere was ever insulting you. I asked you take another picture. Get used to it, everyone will. It's the nature of the beast. Now,Whats up with all the name calling? You sure must be on hell of a class act what with a mouth like that. Do you kiss your daddy with that mouth? It's really no becoming of you and it itsn't classy. But I'll tell you this sweetheart, you're barking up the wrong tree with me doll. You don't want to go there I can promise you it won't be nice and I will finish it. You're a pretty girl with a huge chip on your shoulder, I suggest you remove it. Or I'll remove it for you. Go study you college brat. I weep for the future.
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have i ever told you i love you? cuz if i haven't, *i <3 you* ok enough cheese from me for the day.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what goodgirl wasn't enough? another empty box...
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
welcome!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this post..... really sucked..... i think you are an alter.... no i know it.... so newayz.... fuck off and die.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
'The Town Crotch' by Jonathan Coulton
The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road
When it was almost cold enough to snow
None of us could drive then so we had to get a ride
In the back of someone's GTO
She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup
It was like I'd never seen a girl before
Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair
With the hair she was six foot four
I recognized her face right away
She was the town crotch
She was good to go anytime
She was the town crotch
But I loved her like she was mine
There's a lot of things I don't remember now
But I remember the town crotch
I had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat
You can hardly taste the alcohol
Watched her from a distance but I never said a word
I was young and I felt so small
I was no one then, who was I?
She was the town crotch
She was good to go anytime
She was the town crotch
And I loved her like she was mine
There's a lot of things I don't remember now
But I remember the town crotch
We stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars
Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire
We got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars
Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire
The cops came by to bust us so we left the beer and ran
My head hurt and I couldn't find my ride
She pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down
She said Hey kid, get inside.
Then she asked my name and drove me home
She was the town crotch
She was good to go anytime
She was the town crotch
But I loved her like she was mine
There's a lot of things I don't remember now
But I remember the town crotch
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All I know is TigerLily would kick your ass, and man would that get me off.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm surprised you were able to tuck your dick back in those pants. Did you pull a Buffalo Bill on yourself? *snip snip*
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
eh, i'd hit it
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Something tells me that you're still vpre-op and your name is George.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why.....do you...type....like...Christopher Walken...speaks?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RaggedyAndy (user info) at 2005-06-01 11:05:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Curious the things some people do to pass the time.
It also appears that Urbane knows the person, who I reckon is a dude. Ah well, none of my business.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 to make up for my typo. god i hate this fucking keyboard
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is the alter that was used soley to -2 my posts a few months back.
riiiiiggggghhhhttttt. we all believe ya
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAH
bullshit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like you have a tiny cock.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter-Whore-Eat-Dick-Die
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eat a dick, alter.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I always thought Ralph Macchio would look good with long hair.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It is important that we do not place too much hope on Brazil nut extraction as an economically viable way to support an ever increasing population in Amazonia.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2005-11-28 06:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Myspace? Sure. Attention whore.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-11-28 06:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 06:11:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh god.
*Puts head in hands*
This is going to get most heated, isn't it?
*Puts other head in hands*
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'Fraid so... oh fuck it, I just contributed... *buries face in hands... looks up, buries face in hands and leaves bruise..., owwwww...*
So I take it god is into the afterlife and rebirth and as a consequence 'retribution'.. you must of been really bad...
I can say this, of course, because I'm fucking dreamy, you, on the other hand, are.. well, I mean, you're body looks alright... but your face.... do you know who the All Blecks are?
Minus 2 "newayz" - whatever the fuck that means. I'm down with you groovy kids, but I'm not quite across internet speak.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 06:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh god.
*Puts head in hands*
This is going to get most heated, isn't it?
*Puts other head in hands*
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 06:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
a/s/l
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-28 05:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im a bit of a voyeur, so i like to show myself off....
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That's not what being a voyeur means. Being a voyeur means you like to watch, not be watched.
Then again, this is an alter of Shitfuck or similar. It's just not Method's style. No real attention seeker would post pictures of themself on Ubersite, not a pretty one anyway.
Unless you're one of those masochistic ones who get off on conflict or insults. The kind who like to be called a filthy whore whilst they get nailed by a stranger in the toilets at the mall.
If you are then you should know that it is possible to lead a decent life with a compassionate sadist who will exploit you and hurt you but not in a terminally destructive way.
Let me dig up the story on the Dying Irish Poet and the Dominatrix for you, it's rather heartwarming.
Submitted by Beavis (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Newayz, yeah, looks like you can get a modeling job real easy. Good luck with that.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah! Even if you're not real, it's OK...
I'm not real, I'm Williamson's alter. That's what they told me anyways...
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wondering what to do with this ...
i mean first post with no content and camwhore -2
BUT , you're pretty , so i'm thinking of +2
BUT , you could very well be a fucking alter like GoodGirl -2
Let's see another picture with you , Ubersite in the background Then i'll believe you
Sorry , only a zero
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:27:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen up you bratty little twenty something twat, nowhere was ever insulting you. I asked you take another picture. Get used to it, everyone will. It's the nature of the beast. Now,Whats up with all the name calling? You sure must be on hell of a class act what with a mouth like that. Do you kiss your daddy with that mouth? It's really no becoming of you and it itsn't classy. But I'll tell you this sweetheart, you're barking up the wrong tree with me doll. You don't want to go there I can promise you it won't be nice and I will finish it. You're a pretty girl with a huge chip on your shoulder, I suggest you remove it. Or I'll remove it for you. Go study you college brat. I weep for the future.
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Dont fuck with Tiger she means business.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen up you bratty little twenty something twat, nowhere was ever insulting you. I asked you take another picture. Get used to it, everyone will. It's the nature of the beast. Now,Whats up with all the name calling? You sure must be on hell of a class act what with a mouth like that. Do you kiss your daddy with that mouth? It's really no becoming of you and it itsn't classy. But I'll tell you this sweetheart, you're barking up the wrong tree with me doll. You don't want to go there I can promise you it won't be nice and I will finish it. You're a pretty girl with a huge chip on your shoulder, I suggest you remove it. Or I'll remove it for you. Go study you college brat. I weep for the future.
Submitted by RaggedyAndy (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eat shit you prissy cunt.....your sarcasm isnt lost on me....when it comes down to it, im just as normal and down to earth as any other girl....my ex called me raggedy andy for a reason.....im just better looking than you..... And youll have your picture, but i have to study and im not wasting any more time with you right now
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:58:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go take a picture of yourself right this very second saying "Tiger Lilly is a GODDESS" and I'll believe you. Now, run along.
HELLO, Hello, where is my picture? I want to believe you, I really do because we could like, become friends and like exchange hair product secretes and like have pajama parties and Oh, we can like talk about boys and paint our nails and like eat junk food like all nigh. Doesn't that sound like FUN! Show me that picture.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:58:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go take a picture of yourself right this very second saying "Tiger Lilly is a GODDESS" and I'll believe you. Now, run along.
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I agree. Miss Tiger is breathtaking and a goddess. I'll believe you if you do it too.
and personally, i love this comment the best:
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:26:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here we go again...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are... gorgeous... but your camera... is blurry.... due to a greasy fingerprint.... stop masturabting on webcam so much...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RaggedyAndy (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:37:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
alter....riiiiiiiiight.....im assuming you mean im not real.....is it SOOOOO far fetched that an actual, real live beautiful girl could end up on this bubbling cauldron of collective ugliness called ubersite?
No, it's not far fetched at all. We have lots of beautiful girls here at uber, some of them are even smart too. You are not one of them. Cute maybe, but too young and too transparent.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go take a picture of yourself right this very second saying "Tiger Lilly is a GODDESS" and I'll believe you. Now, run along.
Submitted by RaggedyAndy (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its short for Andrea buddy boy....try again
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Andy is a boy's name
Submitted by RaggedyAndy (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alter....riiiiiiiiight.....im assuming you mean im not real.....is it SOOOOO far fetched that an actual, real live beautiful girl could end up on this bubbling cauldron of collective ugliness called ubersite? for fucks sake, the internet isnt your well kept little secret anymore, genius. we have internet connection in our dorms, you know.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Neway....never heard that piece of shit before. Whoever this is....+2. Really. This is textbook alter material.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YAY! Another alter.
I can't wait to see what you come up with next...
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here we go again...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAH IM SOOOOO TORN RIGHT NOW
I WANT TO LASH OUT AND CALL YOU A WHORE/ALTER/HERPESFACTORY/PIG
BUT YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT
JUST TAKE MY 0 AND ILL BE ON MY WAY
Submitted by RaggedyAndy (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks....i think??? ive gotten that alot, the cindy crawford thing. not so much the famke jansen thing though, but shes hot too
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Cindy Crawford had a lovechild with Famke Jannsen. A sweet, sweet, dirty, lesbo lovechild. I want to watch them make you a baby sister.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
please....i don't care.... stop whoring.... yourself out.... noone gives.... a flying... fuck....
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-28 01:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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