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Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.3 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Liquid Paper (View user info) at 2005-11-28 02:40:59 EST




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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Would have been better if she was holding the reel with her snatch. Then I jerked off in her asshole.

Submitted by thechairnamedgod (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:41:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:29:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

In 1986, the total value of shelled and unshelled Brazil nut seeds exported from Manaus alone was $5,773,228. Most of the seeds are sent to England, France, the United States, and Germany.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

a-hyuck a-hyuck a-hyuck a-hyuck a-hyuck

Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You're a tool.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I both love and hate puns

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Punny...

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was so very very lame. So lame in fact I couldn't help but laugh.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:29:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

In 1986, the total value of shelled and unshelled Brazil nut seeds exported from Manaus alone was $5,773,228. Most of the seeds are sent to England, France, the United States, and Germany.


Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

In 1986, the total value of shelled and unshelled Brazil nut seeds exported from Manaus alone was $5,773,228. Most of the seeds are sent to England, France, the United States, and Germany.


Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 simply because it too me about 5 minutes to get "All" of it.
Very funny

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What ?

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-11-28 02:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Nice rod," he said. "Care if I buy you dinner."

"Sure," she replied. "Oh, and I'm Tyrone. I don't believe I caught your name..."

"I'm...Rod."


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