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Submitted by STANDARD D II (View user info) at 2005-11-28 04:10:14 EST


Even a blind chameleon can change its color to match it's surroundings.

The average pencil will draw a line 35 miles long.

If you play a round of Golf, then drink 2 cocktails.. you have gained more calories than you burned.

The only fish that swims upright is the seahorse.

Martin Van Buren was the first president actually born in the U.S.

When the ground is below freezing, it cannot hail.

A birds eyes keep everything in focus at all times.

The average car has 15,000 parts.

A stack of one trillion new one dollar bills amount to 69,000 miles high.

A New Yorker can eat out every night of their lives and never eat at the same restaurant twice.

A one day old antelope can run up to 23 miles per hour.

One in four compulsive gamblers are women.

Milk turns green if Iron is added.

Armadillos can walk under water in order to cross rivers.

Ice covers about 15 percent of the earth's land mass.

Snickers are America's most eaten candy bar.

Rod Stewart was once a gravedigger.

The official distance from home plate to second base is 127 feet, 3 3/8 inches.

The arctic is considered a desert with annual precipitation less than four inches.

Mozart was five years old when he wrote "Twinkle, twinkle little star."

Americans eat 12 billion bananas a year.

Some robots in Japan have to pay union dues.

The Incas measured time by how long it took a potato to cook.

Broccoli was first introduced to America in the 1920's.

Choking is the 7th leading cause of death in the U.S.

The average American worker has held eight jobs by the age of forty.

Less than one percent of people can lick their elbows.

Mattel is the largest manufacturer of female clothes. (They make clothes for Barbie)

Though deaf and blind, Helen Keller learned English, French, and German.

Rain drops fall at least 22 miles per hour.

Two basketballs can fit side by side through a hoop.

The most common first name in the world is: Muhammad.

Most common last is: Chang.

The higher your I.Q., the more you dream.

The average office chair with wheels travels about eight miles a year.

The average person has four dreams a night and one nightmare a year.

Lions sleep 17 hours a day.

Every year a reported 100,000 Americans are injured by clothing.

Everyday half of the earths population eats rice.

Amen is the same in more languages than any other word(Taxi is second).

Vince Lombardi coined the term, "Game Plan".

About half of the world's telephones are in the U.S.

Rats cannot vomit, that is why they are so easily poisoned.



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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-28 20:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

shake off the haters

Submitted by kerrijoy66 (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Less than one percent of people can lick their elbows.

I tried it, couldn't do it though.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love Uncle John.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

some of these are suspect. Im fairly sure that its the antarctic thats considered a desert for starters, the arctic isnt even a land mass, its just a block of ice.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Yeah. I heard.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

better than everything Ive ever done!

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It's better than half the stuff on this worthless site.

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-28 07:41:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeesh, what's wrong with you people? They're just interesting facts -- it's not like the author was trying to write a dramatic work of fiction here. I thought it was interesting(especially the rat poison thing), even if some of them seem pretty questionable.

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Thanks thecaes. At least SOMEONE gets it.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The Brazil nut represents a single species in the well-defined genus Bertholletia.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-28 07:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeesh, what's wrong with you people? They're just interesting facts -- it's not like the author was trying to write a dramatic work of fiction here. I thought it was interesting(especially the rat poison thing), even if some of them seem pretty questionable.

Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-28 07:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you people are pathetic. why do you feel the need to tell her to fuck off? if you don't enjoy it then rate it accordingly.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 06:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-28 05:47:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:40:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I created the list. I researched it and typed it.

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You copied them verbatim out of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader (the rats-can't-vomit one is listed exactly as you've presented it). You know, the random facts listed at the bottom of each page? Of course you know.
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mother of god that's pathetic

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-28 05:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:40:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I created the list. I researched it and typed it.

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You copied them verbatim out of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader (the rats-can't-vomit one is listed exactly as you've presented it). You know, the random facts listed at the bottom of each page? Of course you know.

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-28 05:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I enjoyed this.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-11-28 05:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey Claire: FUCK OFF

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkle_twinkle_little_star

Mozart wrote VARIATIONS on it.
You suck.

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What is the difference of this post and this http://www.ubersite.com/m/75097

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I created the list. I researched it and typed it.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Interesting stuff that the POSTER CREATED.

Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Excuse me, but I do believe half of this list is actually bullshit.

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:21:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Mozart did not write Twinkle Twinkle little star.

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Read on http://www.dsokids.com/2001/dso.asp?PageID=64

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No. I haven't heard.

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought the point of this site was to waste time by reading stuff. I did not realize it was for einsteins who like to massage their ego's by saying how wonderful and great they are phallic. Where are the rules that state that?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Mozart did not write Twinkle Twinkle little star.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"HEY LOOK I FOUND THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING SO I THOUGHT I'D POST IT. DON'T GET ANGRY I THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING"

Right?

No. Fuck off. If i wanted copy/paste bullshit i'd go to http://goatse.ca

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I have to start remembering that you are a fucking mailing list and not an actual user.


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