I will make a fortune on ebay. (526 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2005-11-28 04:12:20 EST
So, I was cleaning up after Thanksgiving dinner, and I came upon this piece of ham that looks uncannily like Africa. Incredible, isn't it? Incr EDIBLE!
I will sell it on ebay, probably to that casino or whatever that bought that grilled cheese that had the picture of the virgin Mary on it; but not before doing the late night talk show circuit.
BEHOLD THE HAM
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Show me your hole.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where's Madagascar?
and the boobs?
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
the picture's almost as big as the continent
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am *so* much more than boobs. I'm crappy posts, bad dirty jokes, self-deprecating humor and off-key singing. I'm a procrastinator and a perfectionist, by-the-book and outside-the-box; I'm tired in the day and awake at night and everything in-between.
I am African Ham Woman.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-25 03:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-01-25 02:06:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I once tried to sell my soul on eBay.
Not one bid....
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I sold a date with me on EBAY for $69
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-25 03:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-25 01:50:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't sell this on ebay.
It's still in my freezer.
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Could be worth millions now. And people think your just boobs hey.
Now you are the African Ham women.
BEHOLD get your novelty ham here.....................
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-25 02:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like crusty old earwax.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-01-25 02:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once tried to sell my soul on eBay.
Not one bid....
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-25 01:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't sell this on ebay.
It's still in my freezer.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-25 01:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As requested. It looked like this one need some help.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-11-28 04:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It may look like Africa but is the size of the world.